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Turtle Sandbox
Dec 31, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

captainbananas posted:

This is all exceptionally lmao-worthy, yeah. We just need a looping gif of Abbott eating that raw onion, skin-on.

IMO the part about the US sailors crewing the australian subs has to be about the reactor engineering teams. Nuke propulsion is loving insane poo poo and if the US hadn't had an autistic visionary establish an intergenerational choke-hold on its naval nuclear force I think it's safe to bet there'd be dozens of little elephant's feet scattered across the floors of the atlantic and pacific by now. small mercies

I served with an ET2 who went to australia to work on a sub there for his "shore" duty. He wasnt a nuke but our base was full of british submarines so I assumed it was just some 5 eyes, english speaking world kind of thing.

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Fell Mood
Jul 2, 2022

A terrible Fell look!
You know what? Good for them. It's much easier being a colony. What would be the point of Australia having an independent foreign policy and military? What would they do with it?

GlassEye-Boy
Jul 12, 2001

Fell Mood posted:

You know what? Good for them. It's much easier being a colony. What would be the point of Australia having an independent foreign policy and military? What would they do with it?

Not be a bitch?

The Oldest Man
Jul 28, 2003

Fell Mood posted:

You know what? Good for them. It's much easier being a colony. What would be the point of Australia having an independent foreign policy and military? What would they do with it?

you know the US is still making them pay for the aukus sub deal right

DancingShade
Jul 26, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

The Oldest Man posted:

you know the US is still making them pay for the aukus sub deal right

Also no refunds.

evilmiera
Dec 14, 2009

Status: Ravenously Rambunctious

Fell Mood posted:

You know what? Good for them. It's much easier being a colony. What would be the point of Australia having an independent foreign policy and military? What would they do with it?

Draft them into wildlife care so they can take care of ferocious wildlife like this one:

https://youtu.be/5B0UPtEpOQc

Pidgin Englishman
Apr 30, 2007

If you shoot
you better hit your mark
Plus oops it's now an extra 200 billion for our used subs sorry

No, now please

DancingShade
Jul 26, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

Pidgin Englishman posted:

Plus oops it's now an extra 200 billion for our used subs sorry

No, now please

Also to take delivery they'll have to wear this frilly dress and ride a unicycle at all times. For uh (sniggers) technology transfer reasons.

Ardennes
May 12, 2002

DancingShade posted:

Also to take delivery they'll have to wear this frilly dress and ride a unicycle at all times. For uh (sniggers) technology transfer reasons.

Failure to comply will result in lost of deposit and possible sanctions

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT

captainbananas posted:

Hyman Rickover

this guy would take prospective nuke officers out to eat and wait to see what they did with the salt. if they salted their meal without tasting it first to see if it even needed salt, he wouldn't hire them.

DancingShade
Jul 26, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

captainbananas posted:

Hyman Rickover was a 4-star admiral who is generally credited with creating the modern nuclear navy in the US. USN initially was thinking of making nuclear surface ships (cruisers or destroyers? dont remember), but RIckover was a former submariner and understood how nuke subs would be complete game-changers. For his insolence in trying to pull one over the surface fleet he was assigned to an advisory duty (a do-nothing career-ender) in a decommissioned women's restroom in D.C. So he went around everyone and went straight to Nimitz to make his case because Nimitz had also been a submarine guy. It worked, and Rickover ended up running navy's reactor program.

He had made a career out of taking no poo poo from no one but simultaneously being smart and canny enough to use indirect methods to win (e.g., leapfrogging several layers of brass to plead directly to Nimitz). As part of that cunning, he played the bureaucratic politics game such that he had direct control over the appointment of any and all naval officers on nuclear-powered ships in the navy. Like literally all of them, whether you're an ensign fresh out of the academy or OCS, or set to take up command of a supercarrier. And he was famous for having unusual interview techniques (not in the tailhook way, at least as far as i've ever heard) where, for example, one guy made a positive impression by violently throwing all of Rickover's poo poo off his desk. But he understood talent development, and also understood that he needed to select for leadership that would excel in environments where there could be zero tolerance for engineering or other technical mistakes with ship propulsion. So the submarine force in particular ended up with (on average; no one is perfect) a much stronger talent pool. Anecdotally this carried forward into the 21st century tacit knowledge when I heard 1st class midshipmen (naval academy seniors) talking about how if they wanted to make admiral they'd have to go submarine or aviation; surface fleet was a dead-end.

He was also totally loving ruthless in holding private contractors to account on projects he managed. And he managed every single nuclear reactor and, by extension, every ship that had a nuclear reactor, in the USN. His struggle against the grift was ultimately his downfall; he was forced to retire under Reagan when private equity ghoul turned Secretary of the Navy John Lehman found a sufficient cover story to justify shitcanning him. The Reaganites considered Rickover an obstacle and called his management of the nuclear navy a cult. Generally dynamics, aka the monopolist primary contractor for submarines, was allegedly bragging that they finally "got" Rickover after he was forced out.

So fast forward to today and forty years later you have the uss connecticut running around in the south china sea and the investigation found among lots of other poo poo that no one was being held accountable for making navigation mistakes. the nuclear disasters are likely now just a matter of time (and whether or not they can hide rather than report them).

Now imagine this in current year. Happen? Y/N?

big dong wanter
Jan 28, 2010

The future for this country is roads, freeways and highways

To the dangerzone

Fell Mood posted:

You know what? Good for them. It's much easier being a colony. What would be the point of Australia having an independent foreign policy and military? What would they do with it?

Liberate new zealand

crepeface
Nov 5, 2004

r*p*f*c*

double nine posted:

people in charge now in west africa are trained by the us, or the people in france are trained by the us ?
I wasn't aware of a mali/burkina faso/niger - us connection so I'm assuming the latter?

a bunch of the new leadership in Niger were trained by the US.

not that I'm saying they are or aren't aligned with US interests. it's more of an example of the US sowing chaos for the Euros and not giving a gently caress about the blowback because they're an ocean away.

BrotherJayne
Nov 28, 2019

Animal-Mother posted:

this guy would take prospective nuke officers out to eat and wait to see what they did with the salt. if they salted their meal without tasting it first to see if it even needed salt, he wouldn't hire them.

Good.

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy

Animal-Mother posted:

this guy would take prospective nuke officers out to eat and wait to see what they did with the salt. if they salted their meal without tasting it first to see if it even needed salt, he wouldn't hire them.

he's right

captainbananas
Sep 11, 2002

Ahoy, Captain!

Animal-Mother posted:

this guy would take prospective nuke officers out to eat and wait to see what they did with the salt. if they salted their meal without tasting it first to see if it even needed salt, he wouldn't hire them.

owns, owned

BrotherJayne
Nov 28, 2019

Now we got a bunch of captains eating oversalted eggs running their subs into underwater mountains and Japanese fishing vessels.

Fell Mood
Jul 2, 2022

A terrible Fell look!

The Oldest Man posted:

you know the US is still making them pay for the aukus sub deal right

A vassal has to pay tribute.

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy
https://www.wsj.com/politics/nation...edwebview_share

Army Plans Major Cuts to Special-Operations Forces, Including Green Berets

Frosted Flake
Sep 13, 2011

Semper Shitpost Ubique

gradenko_2000 posted:

https://www.wsj.com/politics/nation...edwebview_share

Army Plans Major Cuts to Special-Operations Forces, Including Green Berets

Big Army is back baby

Delta-Wye
Sep 29, 2005

Frosted Flake posted:

Big Army is back baby

wait, this is... good actually?

Ardennes
May 12, 2002

Frosted Flake posted:

Big Army is back baby

The question is if the US Army is actually replace them with mechanized brigades and artillery, or ...just downsize.

Ardennes has issued a correction as of 00:58 on Oct 7, 2023

Cao Ni Ma
May 25, 2010



There were earlier stories about the US army doing away with BCT and going back to divisions. As far as Im aware green berets and such are structured in brigade groups.

https://www.military.com/daily-news/2023/07/17/army-shift-brigades-back-divisions-raises-concerns-among-retired-generals.html

I posted this when it came out in july

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer

quote:

Most senior special-operations officers, including SOCOM commander Army Gen. Bryan Fenton and Christopher Maier, the assistant secretary of defense for special operations and low-intensity conflict, opposed the cuts out of fear that the reductions will deprive the command of the flexibility it needs to conduct counterterrorism and training of partner nations.

“It’s why the Ukrainian army has been so lethal against the Russians—it’s undeniable, why would you cut that?” said one person familiar with the proposal. “Anyone can squeeze the trigger, but in order to hit something, you gotta be trained.”

interesting

Cao Ni Ma
May 25, 2010




Did I not say like 2 weeks ago that you had some generals at the top that only know afghanistan and iraq not understanding the reality of the current wars?

Delta-Wye
Sep 29, 2005

Cao Ni Ma posted:

Did I not say like 2 weeks ago that you had some generals at the top that only know afghanistan and iraq not understanding the reality of the current wars?

many people are saying

Trabisnikof
Dec 24, 2005

cutting army special forces doesn’t mean cutting special forces if the other branches just grow their special forces budgets instead.

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

Trabisnikof posted:

cutting army special forces doesn’t mean cutting special forces if the other branches just grow their special forces budgets instead.

but proportionally they will be less important which means defending this feifdom with scorched-earth tactics

The Oldest Man
Jul 28, 2003


YOU CAN'T CUT BACK ON DEATH SQUADS
YOU WILL REGRET THIS

Ardennes
May 12, 2002

Trabisnikof posted:

cutting army special forces doesn’t mean cutting special forces if the other branches just grow their special forces budgets instead.

I know the Marines more recently have been seen major cut backs, they lost their armor core and a much of artillery (the assumption is the army is going to take them). It is unclear if MARSOC is being cut though.

Best Friends
Nov 4, 2011

the marines can rely on the army for artillery, but they need their own planes because apparently they can’t rely on the navy, which they are nominally part of, for CAS

Palladium
May 8, 2012

Very Good
✔️✔️✔️✔️

so are they planning being lethal at a 5x+ casualty rate against china like ukraine lol

evilmiera
Dec 14, 2009

Status: Ravenously Rambunctious

Animal-Mother posted:

this guy would take prospective nuke officers out to eat and wait to see what they did with the salt. if they salted their meal without tasting it first to see if it even needed salt, he wouldn't hire them.

What about people who never salted their meals no matter what?

captainbananas
Sep 11, 2002

Ahoy, Captain!

Best Friends posted:

the marines can rely on the army for artillery, but they need their own planes because apparently they can’t rely on the navy, which they are nominally part of, for CAS

Marine aviation: the navy's army's airforce

Centrist Committee
Aug 6, 2019

fits my needs posted:

assistant secretary of defense for special operations and low-intensity conflict

The Oldest Man
Jul 28, 2003


minister of state terror was too on the nose

Centrist Committee
Aug 6, 2019
the us is losing ww3

StratGoatCom
Aug 6, 2019

Our security is guaranteed by being able to melt the eyeballs of any other forum's denizens at 15 minutes notice


I personally get the feel that modular systems like the british Boxer are a good idea... they're just not a good fit for our MIC system, they'd work better for the former pact industrial object system due to the whole standardization thing.

I also suspect the current drone happy time will be temporary as SPAAGS and other gun AA, autocannon RCWS, various jamming and anti-drone cages and doctrinal remedies proliferate. It's a novelty thing.

StratGoatCom has issued a correction as of 22:21 on Oct 7, 2023

Ardennes
May 12, 2002

Centrist Committee posted:

the us is losing ww3

low intensity ww3

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stephenthinkpad
Jan 2, 2020
Oops, wrong thread

stephenthinkpad has issued a correction as of 01:58 on Oct 8, 2023

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