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frankenbeans posted:Toast has to be piping hot or stone cold. That inbetween bit is where the devil lives. Do Warburtons still not do their Toastie extra thick bread? They did last time I looked. Edit: 138 is the number of BLTs I could eat rn made with that bread.
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Koos Group posted:Done. It's health & safety gone mad, I'm telling you. Was Brexit for nothing?
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Oct 6, 2023 10:58
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Just checked the cold toast. What the gently caress is that? It squeaks when you chew it. Straight in the bin and more fool me for entertaining the idea in the first place
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Oct 6, 2023 11:01
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Jakabite posted:Just checked the cold toast. What the gently caress is that? It squeaks when you chew it. Straight in the bin and more fool me for entertaining the idea in the first place Check on it again in a couple of hours
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Oct 6, 2023 11:05
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cold toast should be brown bread with salted butter imo maybe a dab of bovril
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Oct 6, 2023 11:07
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Isn't cold toast just croutons put it in some soup
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Oct 6, 2023 11:07
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 Tag yourselves. I'm 15
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Oct 6, 2023 11:10
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11 is correct
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Oct 6, 2023 11:11
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I'm 11, but sometimes 1 if the cat has nudged the burntness control as she walks past and I haven't spotted it until the smoke alarm goes off.
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Oct 6, 2023 11:12
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11, but 1 is good for kindling charcoal fires
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Oct 6, 2023 11:16
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11 too
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Oct 6, 2023 11:18
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fuctifino posted:
Mate it's Owl's first day and you drop this?! Anyway it's 14 obviously.
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Oct 6, 2023 11:19
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Gone from antisemitism to toasting things, you mob have no shame.
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Oct 6, 2023 11:20
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im glad the new IK won't probate me on the grounds that im a proper boro lad
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Oct 6, 2023 11:22
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The truth is in the middle. Anything along the 13-4 diagonal.
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Oct 6, 2023 11:22
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16 maybe 12 for me. You're all degenerates who love the taste of burnt toast or something 
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Oct 6, 2023 11:22
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Private Speech posted:16 maybe 12 for me. Shut up and eat your warm floppy bread
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Oct 6, 2023 11:23
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Private Speech posted:16 maybe 12 for me. You just like bread that’s at most been pointed in the vague direction of a toaster at some point.
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Oct 6, 2023 11:24
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Hovis still do a chunky sliced loaf, named in honour of Lawrence Fox 
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Oct 6, 2023 11:28
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fuctifino posted:
The labelling of this is insane. 11 is ok, but 12 is basically raw. 13, 14 and 15 are all good too
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fuctifino posted:
I'd say ideal would between 12 and 16. Jakabite posted:Just checked the cold toast. What the gently caress is that? It squeaks when you chew it. Straight in the bin and more fool me for entertaining the idea in the first place Sorry you didn't enjoy it. Did you try microwaving it before you ate it?
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Oct 6, 2023 11:41
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DreddyMatt posted:The labelling of this is insane. Using two axes to evaluate a single dimension is dumb as hell and both the creator and anyone who reposts this should be hellbanned and gangstalked. imo
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Oct 6, 2023 11:47
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I'm constructing a tesseract diagram that simultaneously evaluates: - degree of toasting - current temperature - slice thickness - multigrain level I think I can get my local caff to adopt this system, the only drawback being customers will have to use quaternions to order off the menu
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Oct 6, 2023 11:50
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Reminds me of this 
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Diet Crack posted:Reminds me of this Love when food looks exactly the same before and after digestion
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Oct 6, 2023 11:51
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fuctifino posted:
Apart from 1, I'd take these all on. 11, 7 and 15 at top 3 spots though.
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Oct 6, 2023 11:54
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Failed Imagineer posted:Using two axes to evaluate a single dimension is dumb as hell and both the creator and anyone who reposts this should be hellbanned and gangstalked. I think it's so that it fits in a single photo. Clearly it's going diagonally from lower left to upper right, starting from the upper left corner. The numbering though I have no excuse for.
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Oct 6, 2023 11:55
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Putting charcoal in food pisses me off, it's actually really dangerous for people on various medications and for what? To make it look like poo poo?
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The Wicked ZOGA posted:Putting charcoal in food pisses me off, it's actually really dangerous for people on various medications and for what? To make it look like poo poo? It might save your life if you've just been poisoned though. Impossible to say if it's good or bad
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Oct 6, 2023 11:57
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Private Speech posted:I think it's so that it fits in a single photo. Just go from 1 -16 with increasing levels of done-ness, anything else is madness
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Oct 6, 2023 11:58
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Failed Imagineer posted:It might save your life if you've just been poisoned though. Impossible to say if it's good or bad Cool. That might be useful if you live in fifteenth-century Florence
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Oct 6, 2023 11:59
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Failed Imagineer posted:Love when food looks exactly the same before and after digestion Hi Kirk, love your work
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Private Speech posted:I think it's so that it fits in a single photo. With a couple of swaps it could be following a nice space-filling Z-curve.
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The Wicked ZOGA posted:Cool. That might be useful if you live in fifteenth-century Florence I have a lot of opps that are trying to poison me daily. If you need further explanation please read a selection of my posts (don't do that)
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Oct 6, 2023 12:04
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Recently discovered the cursed incredient of 'burnt onion ash'. Yes that's right, it's onion skins burnt and then powdered. Chefs need to lay off the cocaine.
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Oct 6, 2023 12:08
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Diet Crack posted:Gone from antisemitism to toasting things, you mob have no shame. kecske posted:desecrated bread The Wicked ZOGA posted:if you live in fifteenth-century Florence keep punching joe posted:Chefs need to lay off the cocaine.
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Oct 6, 2023 12:12
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The Wicked ZOGA posted:Cool. That might be useful if you live in fifteenth-century Florence Or 21st century Glasgow. Accidentally OD? gently caress it, have a croissant that's the same colour as most of my wardrobe
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Oct 6, 2023 12:14
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fuctifino posted:
I'm 8 on one side and 6 on the other. Hmm maybe I need a new toaster
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My toaster is too short for most breads and I have to toast it to half my desired toastiness then flip the slice over and continue, so I never get one really satisfactory piece of toast. I should just buy another toaster.
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Private Speech posted:I think it's so that it fits in a single photo. My guess is that one axis is level of heat and the other is time, but yes then you would probably want to assign them coordinates. hope somebody was fired for that blunder. or at least lightly toasted
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