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unfinite crisis
Sep 14, 2004


Monster hog shadow aside... where do I get one of those butt crack print pillows?!

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Evilreaver
Feb 26, 2007

GEORGE IS GETTIN' AUGMENTED!
Dinosaur Gum

unfinite crisis posted:

Monster hog shadow aside... where do I get one of those butt crack print pillows?!

bed bath and behind

Glaric
Oct 9, 2011

That's just sad.

And I thought I liked donuts

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Is that a pussy between your legs?

Sekhmnet
Jan 22, 2019


Captain Hygiene posted:

https://i.imgur.com/Gs4r9l5.mp4
This popped into my head, and I couldn't not bring it into existence (🔊)

Yeah I want to see that dunkin 80's commercial guy part bookending(leaving for work, jizz part, coming home exhausted); the donut jizz part and ending with that ron porn guy from orgazmo's arrest photo.

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

Sekhmnet posted:

Yeah I want to see that dunkin 80's commercial guy part bookending(leaving for work, jizz part, coming home exhausted); the donut jizz part and ending with that ron porn guy from orgazmo's arrest photo.

Hmm.

Potato Salad
Oct 23, 2014

nobody cares


Armitag3 posted:

i vant to zuck your chuud

Mr. Sunshine
May 15, 2008

This is a scrunt that has been in space too long and become a Lunt (Long Scrunt)

Fun Shoe

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Oh yes the Greater Dongosaurus of the late Cretaceous.

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸
Triceracocks

monolithburger
Sep 7, 2011

Ever since gramps died, it feels like grandma has been trying to tell us something.

Zetsubou-san
Jan 28, 2015

Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand]🧍 I require only that you [kneel]🧎
"Cover me in whipped cream and balance me on sticks"?

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Octo ream my sit rus

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Lol it’s real too. I thought it was fake.

https://www.amazon.com/OCTO-Citrus-Reamer-Juicer-OTOTO/dp/B079P7P2S3

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


I prefer to squeeze rather than ream, is that ok?

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

I appreciate how gentle you are.

Large Testicles
Jun 1, 2020

[ASK] ME ABOUT MY LOVE FOR 1'S

no flared base, some where there's a doctor with a story to tell

mercenarynuker
Sep 10, 2008

Man, they could really use this in BG3

Perestroika
Apr 8, 2010

mercenarynuker posted:

Man, they could really use this in BG3

Yeah, the citrus enemies are just the worst

monolithburger
Sep 7, 2011
Octo? More like Procto :butt:

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

The correct terminology is Proctopode.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
I'm sorry, I meant to say "sit rass".

Kamrat
Nov 27, 2012

Thanks for playing Alone in the dark 2.

Now please fuck off

The first porno I ever saw ended like this, it was a weird porno, but beggars can't the choosers

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

Were you watching home movies?

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



they stole your glaze too? fuckin everywhere these days

Zetsubou-san
Jan 28, 2015

Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand]🧍 I require only that you [kneel]🧎
the return of the sticky bandits

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



LvK
Feb 27, 2006

FIVE STARS!!
the Elephant's Flaps at Pripyat.

maybeadracula
Sep 9, 2022

by sebmojo

it's afraid!

Buttchocks
Oct 21, 2020

No, I like my hat, thanks.
M'aillardy

Kamrat
Nov 27, 2012

Thanks for playing Alone in the dark 2.

Now please fuck off
Found this map:


It's from an old swedish rpg-magazine where they often include an adventure or two

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
Most only have energy enough for one venture

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

LvK posted:

the Elephant's Flaps at Pripyat.
Genuine lol

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
To this day, no adventurers have discovered the Klyftan I Lonngangen

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right
Some say they delved too deep and too greedily

But I heard it was just a decent delve and nothing special

Large Testicles
Jun 1, 2020

[ASK] ME ABOUT MY LOVE FOR 1'S

Kamrat posted:

Found this map:


It's from an old swedish rpg-magazine where they often include an adventure or two

Where’s the clit? Is that the adventure? To find it?

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Large Testicles posted:

Where’s the clit? Is that the adventure? To find it?

That explains why the dungeon starts shaking and collapsing once you slay the boss.

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Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

Load bearing boss

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