Post the worst pizza ever in this thread: No Gods, No Mestres

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ChairmanMauzer: Dec 30, 2004; It wears a human face.

# ? Oct 2, 2023 20:25

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# ? May 26, 2024 15:37

Black Noise: Jan 23, 2008; WHAT UP

I�ve got complaints but those black gloves always scream $25 Burger with some kind of aoli.

# ? Oct 2, 2023 20:28

That Works: Jul 22, 2006; Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy

Dessert pizzas are enough of their own kinda deal I can't be too mad about those I guess. I'd try em. Some of them are probably good.

# ? Oct 2, 2023 20:44

SniperWoreConverse: Mar 20, 2010; Gun Saliva

these people are depraved

# ? Oct 2, 2023 20:45

Soul Dentist: Mar 17, 2009

Black Noise posted:

I’ve got complaints but those black gloves always scream $25 Burger with some kind of aoli.

Or somebody with an article of clothing that says "PITMASTER" spending too much time fondling a pork shoulder

# ? Oct 2, 2023 20:45

Captain Hygiene: Sep 17, 2007; You mess with the crabbo...

ChairmanMauzer posted:

Pizza should not be aggressively horny

# ? Oct 2, 2023 21:07

Justin Credible: Aug 27, 2003; happy cat

I would try the last one just because me and a friend would frequently get Famous Bowls from the KFC at the end of my block and talk about how famous they were while incredibly stoned

It's some chain fish shop now that never has anyone at it

What I am really saying also is that they should have named it the 'Famous Slice' and not 'the colonel'. Bigtime marketing failure and makes me question the quality of their product

# ? Oct 2, 2023 21:27

Pigsfeet on Rye: Oct 22, 2008; I'm meat on the hoof

That Works posted:

Dessert pizzas are enough of their own kinda deal I can't be too mad about those I guess. I'd try em. Some of them are probably good.

I�ve had some dessert pizza at a Pizza Hut in Connersville, IN a few years ago, it was fairly good

# ? Oct 2, 2023 22:27

DoombatINC: Apr 20, 2003; Here's the thing, I'm a feminist.

i would eat all of the sloppy horny pizzas and i will say that to god's face if i have to

# ? Oct 2, 2023 22:36

Captain Hygiene: Sep 17, 2007; You mess with the crabbo...

Nothing wrong with a good dessert pizza. They're not technically pizzas, but that's a minor detail.

# ? Oct 2, 2023 22:37

Vashro: May 12, 2004; Proud owner of Lazy Lion #46

Captain Hygiene posted:

Pizza should not be aggressively horny

It's fall spit cider in my mouth!

# ? Oct 3, 2023 03:52

maybeadracula: Sep 9, 2022; by sebmojo

Captain Hygiene posted:

Nothing wrong with a good dessert pizza. They're not technically pizzas, but that's a minor detail.

# ? Oct 3, 2023 03:53

Turrurrurrurrrrrrr: Dec 22, 2018; I hope this is "battle" enough for you, friend.

Soul Dentist posted:

Tú eres lo que tú comes

�Just baked me a new plan to become a Nobel Prize winner, thanks!

# ? Oct 3, 2023 04:11

ephex: Nov 4, 2007; PHWOAR CRIMINAL

Some German Schnitzel Verbrecher

Translated:

# ? Oct 4, 2023 13:16

BAGS FLY AT NOON: Apr 6, 2011; A Soft Nylon Bag

I�m not making reservations to eat schnitzel pizza

# ? Oct 4, 2023 13:28

Bold Robot: Jan 6, 2009; Be brave.

ephex posted:

Some German Schnitzel Verbrecher

Translated:

would other than paris and pina colada

# ? Oct 4, 2023 13:31

Theophany: Jul 22, 2014; SUCCHIAMI IL MIO CAZZO DA DIETRO, RANA RAGAZZO

2022 FIA Formula 1 WDC

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

I�m not making reservations to eat schnitzel pizza

The true way to avoid disappointment.

# ? Oct 4, 2023 13:35

CannonFodder: Jan 26, 2001; Passion’s Wrench

ephex posted:

Some German Schnitzel Verbrecher

Translated:

One Mexico without the barns, one Rome, and one Cowgirl.

# ? Oct 4, 2023 13:40

Neddy Seagoon: Oct 12, 2012; "Hi Everybody!"

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

I�m not making reservations to eat schnitzel pizza

Pizza Hut has a line of Schnitzzas in Australia.

# ? Oct 4, 2023 13:48

Turrurrurrurrrrrrr: Dec 22, 2018; I hope this is "battle" enough for you, friend.

Paris seems great this time of year.

# ? Oct 4, 2023 14:02

Cartoon Man: Jan 31, 2004

# ? Oct 5, 2023 01:58

Regular Wario: Mar 27, 2010; Slippery Tilde

Needs an edible table to hold the lid off the top of the pizza

# ? Oct 5, 2023 05:08

dr_rat: Jun 4, 2001

Cartoon Man posted:

If this what's born from a calzone if you incubate them long enough?

# ? Oct 5, 2023 07:00

Upsidads: Jan 11, 2007; Now and then we had a hope that if we lived and were good, God would permit us to be pirates

Eat it with a face and body made of pizza

# ? Oct 5, 2023 07:09

Samovar: Jun 4, 2011; I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻

Upsidads posted:

Any pizza with vegan cheese belongs here. Whatever shitheads are on that detail have no tongues

As someone who regularly eats as vegan as possible... vegan cheese for melting has pretty much been universally awful. They try to emulate the melted effect of mozzarella over taste, leading to something that tastes nothing like cheese and feels something like sticky taffy. It is BAD.

# ? Oct 5, 2023 08:47

Tunicate: May 15, 2012

I dunno the recent Daiya stuff I've tried has been pretty good both in flavor and texture

# ? Oct 5, 2023 09:15

Dokapon Findom: Dec 5, 2022; They hated Futanari because His posts were shit.

The closest I've had to a good vegan cheese was a cashew mozzarella that melted nicely almost like a fior de latte. Very mild flavor though

# ? Oct 5, 2023 15:50

pointlessone: Aug 6, 2001; The Triad Frog is pleased with this custom title purchase.

Had a vegan cheese that tested exactly like melted butter. It did not melt or taste at all like cheese, but it was actually rather enjoyable on toast.

# ? Oct 6, 2023 03:04