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Good morning! Cm punk got elbow dropped in the cock and shortly thereafter, fired for cause
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Captain Foo posted:Good morning! Cm punk got elbow dropped in the cock and shortly thereafter, fired for cause UN-BE-LIEVABLE
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Oct 4, 2023 12:57
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lost my balls, lost my job, lost one of my ugly dogs teeth on a canadian
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Oct 4, 2023 13:21
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Shard posted:I'm bringing it here because I dont think they want me to put it in the aew thread lol but I giggle every time I see someone being legit happy to be in AEW and then think about mr. grump CM Punk. He had it loving all. And he self imploded because he's a big ol dork He got his own TV show and got to dictate who was on it. He got spotlight matches on all the papes. He got his own fake belt. He got to shoot on people and complain when they made even the slightest comment back towards him. None of that matters, though, as he got elbow dropped in the nuts.
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Oct 4, 2023 13:30
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Every time I see the gif of Kojima elbow dropping Punk's nuts, I hear the "ding" and the crowd shrieking in horror from No Mercy.
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Oct 4, 2023 15:22
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Captain Foo posted:and shortly thereafter, fired for cause lol
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Oct 4, 2023 17:33
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somebody in the AEW thread just mentioned the Kenny Omega "What's the capital of Thailand? Bangkok" line and it reminded me that kojima elbow dropped CM Punk right in the cock
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Oct 4, 2023 17:48
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Captain Foo posted:Good morning! Cm punk got elbow dropped in the cock and shortly thereafter, fired for cause Hashtag Ask Questions?
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Oct 5, 2023 05:48
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super macho dude posted:UN-BE-LIEVABLE whaddamanuva
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Oct 5, 2023 06:20
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Consider if you will a world where Keith Lee elbow dropped CM Punk in the balls. https://x.com/cozy_lariat/status/1710031660283245046?s=20
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Oct 5, 2023 22:45
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ChrisBTY posted:Consider if you will a world where Keith Lee elbow dropped CM Punk in the balls. penis annihilated
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Oct 5, 2023 23:58
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Bask in his Gloryhole
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Oct 6, 2023 00:34
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Wish the hardcore AEW stans who are now incidentally grumpy AEW watchers ever since Punk got fired would just remember that Kojima crushed his balls (or watch a .gif of it) and then maybe the AEW threads would be readable again.
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Oct 6, 2023 00:54
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Lid posted:Bask in his Gloryhole 
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Oct 6, 2023 04:13
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ChrisBTY posted:Consider if you will a world where Keith Lee elbow dropped CM Punk in the balls. whoa hey careful where youre pointin that thing! lol
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Oct 6, 2023 04:58
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remember when that thing happened
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Oct 6, 2023 05:00
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look in my balls, what do you see? Kojima crushed flat my testes
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Oct 6, 2023 10:20
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Long-Time Lurker posted:Wish the hardcore AEW stans who are now incidentally grumpy AEW watchers ever since Punk got fired would just remember that Kojima crushed his balls (or watch a .gif of it) and then maybe the AEW threads would be readable again. Much like the man they admire so much, they don’t like funny things or they’d remember satoshi kojima elbow dropped cm punk’s nuts
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Oct 6, 2023 11:10
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Lid posted:Bask in his Gloryhole 
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Oct 6, 2023 11:34
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"I didn't do it on purpose" Kojima lied, snickering, "I don't have that technology" straining now to muffle his laughter
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Oct 6, 2023 12:36
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Long-Time Lurker posted:Wish the hardcore AEW stans who are now incidentally grumpy AEW watchers ever since Punk got fired would just remember that Kojima crushed his balls (or watch a .gif of it) and then maybe the AEW threads would be readable again. So this is a thing that's currently happening, right? I thought I was going crazy when noticing there seems to be more grumpin' in AEW threads recently. More people need to remember the time when CM Punk got his balls smashed in by Satoshi Kojima's incredible elbow drop.
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Oct 6, 2023 13:00
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remembering it again. lmao
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Oct 6, 2023 13:06
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Waking up like Scrooge on Xmas morning, shouting out my window "You there, boy! Did Kojima really elbow drop CM Punk in his twig & berries? Or was it all a dream!?"
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Oct 6, 2023 20:38
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Oct 6, 2023 20:51
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When they're stacked like that and you scrool down at just the right speed, it's like he's falling several stories to rustle his jimmies.
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Oct 6, 2023 21:19
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Oct 6, 2023 22:18
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HEY KOJIMA! YOU WANT SOME! COME GET SOME! THAT'S KOJIMJA UP THERE ABOUT TO DROP AN ELBOW ON CM PUNK'S BALLS BROTHER!
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Oct 6, 2023 22:33
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Really wish he would have also done a lariat to Punk's balls but hey, gift horse in the mouth and what not 
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Oct 7, 2023 03:38
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Imagine if Kojima had a ladder to jump off of to smash the nuts of CM Punk with an elbow drop 
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Oct 7, 2023 06:31
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What would the tallest height someone could survive an elbow drop? For clarification: I'm only concerned about the health of individual giving it, not necessarily the one receiving it.
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Oct 7, 2023 06:34
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JSmithOTI posted:What would the tallest height someone could survive an elbow drop? For clarification: I'm only concerned about the health of individual giving it, not necessarily the one receiving it. The roof bumps zandig did with Nick mondo and Janella are probably the upper limit
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Oct 7, 2023 07:28
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cagliostr0 posted:The roof bumps zandig did with Nick mondo and Janella are probably the upper limit I feel you can probably got a lot higher. Serious injuries for sure, but not necessary lethal. I think this should be attempted and recorded and broadcast, imo.
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Oct 7, 2023 08:10
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neoaxd posted:I feel you can probably got a lot higher. Serious injuries for sure, but not necessary lethal. If we go higher do you think technology exists to bash someone's balls in with the elbow drop? I think Satoshi Kojima could do it, especially if the target was CM Punk's yambag.
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Oct 7, 2023 12:18
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Imagine if you will the Wall jumping off the hotel roof and driving his elbow straight into Hulk Hogan's yambag. CM Punk getting elbowed in the junk is funny, Hulk Hogan getting elbowed in the sack is funnier.
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Oct 7, 2023 14:17
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Hogan would no-sell it brother
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Oct 7, 2023 15:01
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ChrisBTY posted:Imagine if you will the Wall jumping off the hotel roof and driving his elbow straight into Hulk Hogan's yambag. Disagree, hulk hogan does not take himself seriously enough for it to be funnier
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Oct 7, 2023 15:07
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Saucer Crab posted:When they're stacked like that and you scrool down at just the right speed, it's like he's falling several stories to rustle his jimmies. And if you scroll up and down real fast when his elbow hits Punk’s balls you can simulate what it’d look like with WWE camerawork.
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Oct 7, 2023 15:43
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JSmithOTI posted:If we go higher do you think technology exists to bash someone's balls in with the elbow drop? I think Satoshi Kojima could do it, especially if the target was CM Punk's yambag. If the technology doesn't exist, this seems like it would be first step towards making it a reality. No brainer, imo. ChrisBTY posted:Imagine if you will the Wall jumping off the hotel roof and driving his elbow straight into Hulk Hogan's yambag. That's all I'm gonna be thinking about for a while now.
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So, the WWE is suggesting that they have signed Punk. He's going to get crushed harder than his testicles after Satoshi Kojima elbow dropped them.
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