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Harik
Sep 9, 2001

From the hard streets of Moscow
First dog to touch the stars


Plaster Town Cop

Nichael posted:

cross posting because this is appropriate for many threads in how hosed up it is
https://x.com/Kotaku/status/1710365197389779110?s=20

https://x.com/WHOH/status/1702763374260441265?s=20



wait are you loving serious

this is a real thing

i dismissed it as ridiculous satire when i saw it

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Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


Harik posted:

wait are you loving serious

this is a real thing

i dismissed it as ridiculous satire when i saw it

i love the metaspace

ProfessorBooty
Jan 25, 2004

Amulet of the Dark

Horseshoe theory
Mar 7, 2005

Harik posted:

wait are you loving serious

this is a real thing

i dismissed it as ridiculous satire when i saw it

The Dutch, like the Germans, never joke.

Hubbert
Mar 25, 2007

At a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.

peak oil is over

Oglethorpe
Aug 8, 2005


lmao i hate it

justcallhimdragon
Aug 23, 2023


it's called Unreal... because it is

Dokapon Findom
Dec 5, 2022

They hated Futanari because His posts were shit.
V-Power is trash now that it has ethanol 😤😤😤

BOGO LOAD
Jul 1, 2004

"You know I always had trouble really chewing the fat with my pops. Just listen to him..."
living in a verhoeven satire isn't as funny as watching it

Horseshoe theory
Mar 7, 2005

BOGO LOAD posted:

living in a verhoeven satire isn't as funny as watching it

It is when you're The Joker! :getin:

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


BOGO LOAD posted:

living in a verhoeven satire isn't as funny as watching it

It kind of gets played out when it's 24/7 imo.

BOGO LOAD
Jul 1, 2004

"You know I always had trouble really chewing the fat with my pops. Just listen to him..."

Horseshoe theory posted:

It is when you're The Joker! :getin:

Hit Man
Mar 6, 2008

I hope after I die people will say of me: "That guy sure owed me a lot of money."

https://twitter.com/BBCScienceNews/status/1710432170357969115?s=20

Horseshoe theory
Mar 7, 2005


Wouldn't Two-Face be buying it for a dollar (coin)? :thunk:


Guess it wasn't a limit, after all. :smugbert:

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

its October and its loving hot. im sweating my balls off

can we just hurry up and destroy the planet already? no point in humanity if we don't have cool falls with pumpkin spice lattes, wearing pajamas next to a fireplace, and skeleton decorations

Car Hater
May 7, 2007

wolf. bike.
Wolf. Bike.
Wolf! Bike!
WolfBike!
WolfBike!
ARROOOOOO!
I genuinely hope it gets hotter every year from now on. gently caress any sissy reversions to the mean, let's just slam it all the way to 4C by 2030, you know we were never going to burn less fuel anyway

Rock Puncher
Jul 26, 2014
Once it starts feeling bad for me I'll also be wishing for mass death. Until then can you try to stay positive

Not Alex
Oct 9, 2012

Cut loose before the god eaters show up.

Nichael posted:

cross posting because this is appropriate for many threads in how hosed up it is
https://x.com/Kotaku/status/1710365197389779110?s=20

https://x.com/WHOH/status/1702763374260441265?s=20



Do violence upon oil execs... in Fortnite.

Oglethorpe
Aug 8, 2005

Not Alex posted:

... in Fortnite.

new meme

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Cold on a Cob posted:

i calculated my "carbon footprint" at like 12 tonnes per year (avg canadian is ~14) and then learned i would have to plant like 600 trees per year to offset this. that's like 42000 trees for my entire life, give or take.

there are approx 9000 trees per person in canada so that means to offset a canada full of people like me we would have to double the forested area of canada, and then double it again, to offset 85% of the carbon emissions for just the canadians alive today

also we can't lose any of the trees to fires, invasive species, logging, failure to thrive, etc. obviously this is back of the napkin math and i could have hosed something up somewhere but close enough.

in conclusion, lol and lmao.

wow extremely malthusian of you

Jizzny Princess
Aug 24, 2021

WHILE YOU WERE LEARNING TO SPELL YOUR NAME,
I WAS BEING TRAINED TO CONQUER GALAXIES
UwU
https://twitter.com/queenofpeat/status/1709985914527879203

Semi-permafrost

Zodium
Jun 19, 2004

Xaris posted:

its October and its loving hot. im sweating my balls off

can we just hurry up and destroy the planet already? no point in humanity if we don't have cool falls with pumpkin spice lattes, wearing pajamas next to a fireplace, and skeleton decorations

it's really nice here.

TeenageArchipelago
Jul 23, 2013



It's a rebranding initiative

kater
Nov 16, 2010

if it’s hot in October does that mean it will be cold in may?

Erghh
Sep 24, 2007

"Let him speak!"

there's that funny feeling again

smoobles
Sep 4, 2014

It's permanent frost, it's supposed to.. uh... um. Wait. poo poo!

mags
May 30, 2008

I am a congenital optimist.
1.5°C and it’s not that bad yet?? what’s everyone so doom and gloom about

Nodelphi
Jan 30, 2004

We are all quite capable of believing in anything as long as it's improbable.

Ham Wrangler

All that permafrost land can now be rebranded as permafrost adjacent! Think of the real estate opportunities!

Fried Watermelon
Dec 29, 2008


Just new farmland opening up according to all the economic graph readers

Rectal Death Adept
Jun 20, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
"Sure, Permafrost was responsible for sequestering massive amounts of greenhouse gasses that are considered another bullet in the clathrate gun

But the Permafrost was also holding untouched gold deposits in the ground. Meet the new team of scientists who say this is potentially the biggest payday in history and a new renaissance in industrial output"
-New York Times

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010


and yet I feel perfectly fine

peak this

Paradoxish
Dec 19, 2003

Will you stop going crazy in there?
Clathrate gun is real, and strong, and he's going to kill us all

quiggy
Aug 7, 2010

[in Russian] Oof.


inshallah

Scarabrae
Oct 7, 2002

Paradoxish posted:

Clathrate gun is real, and strong, and he's going to kill us all

wow very rude to assume he/him pronouns

Confusedslight
Jan 9, 2020
https://twitter.com/ryankatzrosene/status/1710661016093122585?s=20

Ah yes this is the good stuff. :munch:

Rectal Death Adept
Jun 20, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
It's fine. I was told we had until 2032 to avoid locking in the potential of hitting 1.5c at some future date beyond that and that Joe Biden plans to make half of all cars sold by 2030 electric

Scarabrae
Oct 7, 2002


I’d like to say it’s been a good run, but I’d be lying. We’re gonna be injecting aerosols by the end of this decade I think.

JAY ZERO SUM GAME
Oct 18, 2005

Walter.
I know you know how to do this.
Get up.


car rental place i was looking at in san francisco really wanted me to rent an electric car, it was cheaper

things will work out with these market incentives

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Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

:discourse:
It's what's for dinner.

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