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harperdc
Jul 24, 2007

That feels like a way comedians might try and also get cheap laughs

While also using lazy material, too, yes.

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3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization


I now want to see an edgy comedian in LA to see if there's a reverse version regarding the South. Like a "This joke was too woke for Texas but you guys get me" just to see if it's equally lame

Neil Armbong
Jan 16, 2004

If anybody wants to see, there's a Donkey Kong kill screen coming up.
Pillbug

3 DONG HORSE posted:

I went to a comedy show in Austin and half the comedians made at least one "tried this joke in LA/NY and the crowd was mortified" and I'm thinking, no, saying "fag" over and over as a comma doesn't make a joke funny.

The Rogan impact on comedy on this town - more rooms and money for comedians, more Theo Vaughn and “I’m just sayin…” comedians.

GD_American
Jul 21, 2004

LISTEN TO WHAT I HAVE TO SAY AS IT'S INCREDIBLY IMPORTANT!

3 DONG HORSE posted:

I now want to see an edgy comedian in LA to see if there's a reverse version regarding the South. Like a "This joke was too woke for Texas but you guys get me" just to see if it's equally lame

There's a Doug Stanhope bit that essentially does this. Although I guess he's an edgy Arizona comedian

saintonan
Dec 7, 2009

Fields of glory shine eternal

whenever I hear "edgy comedian" I think never funny but tries to shock people. Being on SA for this long has made me almost immune to shock, so it just comes off as lame and terrible.

Kurgarra Queen
Jun 11, 2008

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saintonan posted:

whenever I hear "edgy comedian" I think never funny but tries to shock people. Being on SA for this long has made me almost immune to shock, so it just comes off as lame and terrible.
I imagine jokes about trans people that have been stale for 30+ years. They're also offensive, because they can't think of anything actually funny to say about us.

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization


The one guy with a successful trans joke was arguing that trans porn was superior to all straight and gay porn because it's like a highlight reel / the best of version of porn. I thought it was funny at least.

Bird in a Blender
Nov 17, 2005

It's amazing what they can do with computers these days.

3 DONG HORSE posted:

I'm so tired. Too much traveling. I feel like I don't live at home anymore.

Just curious, does your work pay you extra when traveling, or is this just part of the job?

My work is going to require a lot of traveling soon and I plan to ask for some extra money because it’s not really part of my job description. Trying to figure out how much to ask for.

Kurgarra Queen
Jun 11, 2008

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3 DONG HORSE posted:

The one guy with a successful trans joke was arguing that trans porn was superior to all straight and gay porn because it's like a highlight reel / the best of version of porn. I thought it was funny at least.
You absolutely *can* make hilarious jokes about trans people, it's just most comedians willing to touch the subject are only interested in cracking endless variations of the same old offensive tropes and then whining about how they're being "canceled".

LeeMajors
Jan 20, 2005

I've gotta stop fantasizing about Lee Majors...
Ah, one more!


Punching down is not funny and it’s why conservatives “comedians” are all loving trash.

TITTIEKISSER69
Mar 19, 2005

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Bird in a Blender posted:

Just curious, does your work pay you extra when traveling, or is this just part of the job?

My work is going to require a lot of traveling soon and I plan to ask for some extra money because it’s not really part of my job description. Trying to figure out how much to ask for.

I'm guessing you should be able to expense your mileage, meals, and gas if you're driving. Don't know if they'll give you a pay raise for the time and trouble though.

MaximilianK
Jan 8, 2022
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3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization


Bird in a Blender posted:

Just curious, does your work pay you extra when traveling, or is this just part of the job?

My work is going to require a lot of traveling soon and I plan to ask for some extra money because it’s not really part of my job description. Trying to figure out how much to ask for.

Corporate card so I don't pay poo poo for anything but it's also part of my job description (which, iirc, was "25% or more" and they're really using that "or more"). It's also busy season. But thankfully I can see the light. Winter is always a chill time.

I would definitely ask for extra money and a company card at minimum, especially since it's not part of your job description. A good one that lets you stay in a lounge during long stays at the airport.

Good news is one of the VPs that I work closely with is pushing them to pay me more commissions - though I had a small raise to my base salary recently so I'm not sure how successful he will be. Apparently he told them that he got word that I am being poached I'm not

Kurgarra Queen posted:

You absolutely *can* make hilarious jokes about trans people, it's just most comedians willing to touch the subject are only interested in cracking endless variations of the same old offensive tropes and then whining about how they're being "canceled".

Yep, that was the vibe I got. I thought the best comedians out of the 12ish I saw were the ones who didn't try super hard to be edgy but slipped in something offensive every once in a while. Funny how that works out!

3 DONG HORSE fucked around with this message at 17:45 on Oct 7, 2023

Bird in a Blender
Nov 17, 2005

It's amazing what they can do with computers these days.

I’m definitely getting all expenses paid. I’m actually ok paying for it myself because then I get all the CC points and frequent flyer miles. I’ll probably ask for an extra $75/day when I’m on the road.

I moved to Cleveland for work in 2014 and they gave me $100/day, but that was to cover all my regular expenses plus a bonus for traveling. This time my expenses are reimbursed, so the $75 is just a bonus for being willing to travel.

Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

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Joe Pera comedy special on YouTube

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization


I hate expensing stuff because our accounting "department" is a solo act who works impossibly slow. But if you can expense all that and get along fine with possible reimbursement delays then more power to you!

GD_American
Jul 21, 2004

LISTEN TO WHAT I HAVE TO SAY AS IT'S INCREDIBLY IMPORTANT!
I remember seeing one comedian making the point (concerning Dave Chappelle) that no Dave, you absolutely can joke about trans people, you just have to make sure you're trying to be funny first. For example, he was jealous of trans men, because they get to be men, but also get to have pretty feet.

Bird in a Blender
Nov 17, 2005

It's amazing what they can do with computers these days.

3 DONG HORSE posted:

I hate expensing stuff because our accounting "department" is a solo act who works impossibly slow. But if you can expense all that and get along fine with possible reimbursement delays then more power to you!

My company is usually right on it. Check comes within 2 weeks of submitting expenses.

JPrime
Jul 4, 2007

tales of derring-do, bad and good luck tales!
College Slice

LeeMajors posted:

The purestrain irony of Israel turning into a borderline genocidal apartheid state makes my teeth hurt.

borderline?

JPrime
Jul 4, 2007

tales of derring-do, bad and good luck tales!
College Slice

LeeMajors posted:

Punching down is not funny and it’s why conservatives “comedians” are all loving trash.

inshallah

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
Every politician ever - Whoa whoa whoa don’t worry about the billions of your dollars going to other countries that aren’t under attack from a large U.S. enemy! Don’t worry about Israel. Worry about uhhh… uhhhh. TRANS PEOPLE in BATHROOMS! Yeah that’s it! They’re attacking you! *pulls $100 out of your pocket just to forget where it was spent*

harperdc posted:

That feels like a way comedians might try and also get cheap laughs

While also using lazy material, too, yes.

It feels like it’s supremely lazy. Agree with this

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

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Kurgarra Queen posted:

You absolutely *can* make hilarious jokes about trans people, it's just most comedians willing to touch the subject are only interested in cracking endless variations of the same old offensive tropes and then whining about how they're being "canceled".

When I saw David Cross, his opening act (whos name escapes me) had a bit where he was in a bar, saw an amazing rear end from someone ordering at the bar. So he went up and talked to them, turned out to be a trans person, and they became friends and the punchline was he got a new friend, saw a hot piece of rear end and became a trans ally all at once. Probably the only decent joke I've heard not at the expense of trans folks.

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench

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Yeah I'm not really sure what you want the nfl to do here. I'd rather they end Thursday games all together, but yeah, there's no way to air games like the NRL does
Thanksgiving Day should be the only Thursday games for the NFL.

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

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CannonFodder posted:

Thanksgiving Day should be the only Thursday games for the NFL.

That, and the start of the season is fine. Otherwise TNF has mostly been a blight.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







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opposable thumbs.db
Jan 7, 2008
It's hard to say that it's wrong that my life revolves around my dog when she is cuter and more interesting than me
Pillbug

GD_American posted:

I remember seeing one comedian making the point (concerning Dave Chappelle) that no Dave, you absolutely can joke about trans people, you just have to make sure you're trying to be funny first. For example, he was jealous of trans men, because they get to be men, but also get to have pretty feet.

We've seen the same video then I think (I think it was a video comparing good comedians to something like Gutfeld) because this was the first joke that came to mind. The concept of punching up vs punching down explains so much about good/bad comedy.

Shinji2015
Aug 31, 2007
Keen on the hygiene and on the mission like a super technician.

seiferguy posted:

When I saw David Cross, his opening act (whos name escapes me) had a bit where he was in a bar, saw an amazing rear end from someone ordering at the bar. So he went up and talked to them, turned out to be a trans person, and they became friends and the punchline was he got a new friend, saw a hot piece of rear end and became a trans ally all at once. Probably the only decent joke I've heard not at the expense of trans folks.

Reminds me of that Japanese actor (Hitoshi Ozawa, who played Kuze in Yakuza 0) who said that trans women like to cuddle more, and he got an amazing blowjob from a trans woman, so he became an ally after that

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

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Shinji2015 posted:

Reminds me of that Japanese actor (Hitoshi Ozawa, who played Kuze in Yakuza 0) who said that trans women like to cuddle more, and he got an amazing blowjob from a trans woman, so he became an ally after that

The Yakuza Japanese VAs seem like genuinely awesome people and I want to go out drinking with them. Especially the guy who voices Goro.

LeeMajors
Jan 20, 2005

I've gotta stop fantasizing about Lee Majors...
Ah, one more!


Heard today I put in my two weeks notice. Only I didn’t.

Traced the rumor back to a supervisor and asked her directly. She blew up about “high school stuff” and was super condescending.

A hit dog, as always, hollers.

Shinji2015
Aug 31, 2007
Keen on the hygiene and on the mission like a super technician.

seiferguy posted:

The Yakuza Japanese VAs seem like genuinely awesome people and I want to go out drinking with them. Especially the guy who voices Goro.

Getting Kuroda drunk in an attempt to get him to sing Baka Mitai in some back alley bar sounds like a wonderful idea

Blowjob Overtime
Apr 6, 2008

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LeeMajors posted:

Traced the rumor back to a supervisor and asked her directly. She blew up about “high school stuff” and was super condescending.

Blew up about high school stuff like bemoaning you tracing it back to her as being gossipy?

LeeMajors
Jan 20, 2005

I've gotta stop fantasizing about Lee Majors...
Ah, one more!


Blowjob Overtime posted:

Blew up about high school stuff like bemoaning you tracing it back to her as being gossipy?

Yeah said she was “too old for high school stuff” but the person who told me is dead reliable and I trust them.

It’s a pretty tepid rumor and I don’t even care at all but I’m definitely going to ask about it.

She also went off about getting a text off duty which is funny because we all text each other off duty, it’s work related and she’s a supervisor. Also I’ve known her for a decade.

Reacted heavily like someone who got caught.

Blowjob Overtime
Apr 6, 2008

Steeeeriiiiiiiiike twooooooo!

e: ^^^^ is it because the writing is on the wall with you in school and she's probably pissed someone else is actually taking a risk that seems to be paying off?

My dad broke his hip probably five weeks ago now. Shortly before it my brother had expressed an interest in finding a game we could play online to aid with how terrible both of us are at both reaching out to and replying to each other. My dad used to be huge into games, but his PC is from about 2015. My brother loved the NES and has basically dropped off since then.

I figured it would be cool to combine the two and have all three of us try to play something, so we tried Minecraft only to find out dad and I have incompatible versions and my brother doesn't have anything capable of playing it. On the upside they were able to get into a Discord voice chat with effectively zero problems considering how much the three of us who play games regularly struggle with random audio issues.

Fast forward a week, and my 67 year old father let us know he has purchased an Xbox Series S, something I would not have put money on with 1000 to 1 odds even two months ago. I sent him an email effortpost with background info and links to how he could game the system to get Game Pass Ultimate, which is $17 a month, for $5.80. What in the hell is even happening.

double e: I forgot the highlight of my dad's email about my brother considering the Xbox

BJOT Sr. posted:

He is hoping for a multiplayer game similar to something he says he's watched you play. He says he remembers you playing a wizard-style character that used spells, etc for offense. I don't know how long ago or on what platform he'd have watched you.

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fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


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Blowjob Overtime posted:

Fast forward a week, and my 67 year old father let us know he has purchased an Xbox Series S, something I would not have put money on with 1000 to 1 odds even two months ago. I sent him an email effortpost with background info and links to how he could game the system to get Game Pass Ultimate, which is $17 a month, for $5.80. What in the hell is even happening.

He’ll be getting called slurs by 15-year olds playing Call of Duty in no time!

LeeMajors
Jan 20, 2005

I've gotta stop fantasizing about Lee Majors...
Ah, one more!


Blowjob Overtime posted:

e: ^^^^ is it because the writing is on the wall with you in school and she's probably pissed someone else is actually taking a risk that seems to be paying off?

I honestly have no idea and I was super shocked to hear it came from her. I don’t think she even knows I’m in school.

It seems more likely to me that she miscommunicated something but the extreme defensiveness seems suspicious? I don’t know it’s all very weird. I was direct and polite and she got very prickly about it right off the rip. So after I was like “hey, it’s not unreasonable to ask someone about this” and she went off about work boundaries I just blocked her number.

I’d think a “no, must be a misunderstanding” would be the response if there was nothing to it.

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench

Blowjob Overtime posted:


double e: I forgot the highlight of my dad's email about my brother considering the Xbox
Can you play WoW on Xbox?

The Puppy Bowl
Jan 31, 2013

A dog, in the house.

*woof*
Welp, baseball boring, Orioles suck. Same as it ever was. .

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

Baseball is good when the Rangers win and bad when they don’t.

There was a pretty good bit in Curb Your Enthusiasm a while back where a trans man had gotten a comically large dick and kept accidentally knocking stuff off of counters with it because he wasn’t used to it yet.

The Puppy Bowl
Jan 31, 2013

A dog, in the house.

*woof*
Being a Texas football fan is bad enough, being a Texas baseball fan is something you put on a job application for hell.

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Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

It’s true, I was born and raised in the Dallas area and am therefore a bad person.

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