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how long does trump go to jail for?
life
no jail time
elected president from a jail cell
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Lux Anima
Apr 17, 2016


Dinosaur Gum
each finger, another discount :drac:

ah ah ah! Ten fingers? Dat counts!


Cmon smokes, let's go-


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Impkins Patootie
Apr 20, 2017





Spoondick
Jun 9, 2000


one, you lock the target
two, you bait the line
three, you slowly spread the net
four, you catch the man
five, supersize it

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



can't wait for planet earth III to depress me

CaptainBeefart
Mar 28, 2016


I like the vocals on this.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GNh8zlMC_Yc

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science

Bethamphetamine posted:

TROOF

I built 561 Miles of Border Wall between the United States and Mexico, as per the highest specifications of Brandon Judd and the U.S. Border Patrol, with the great Tom Homan consulting. This was more than the 400 Miles that I said I was going to build, and despite the false promises of the Broken Old Crow, Mitch McConnell, and RINO Paul RINO. Crazy Nancy & Cryin’ Chuck Schumer (a friend of Judge Engoron?) fought me all the way. What a group? But I got the Wall built anyway, and more was coming, until Crooked Joe, instead of installing it, sold it for pennies on the dollar (Did he know the buyer?). Now, after 15,000,000 people, many from prisons and mental institutions, have invaded our Country, this corrupt & incompetent president wants to put up a small, below spec, 20 mile Wall. Has he apologized to me yet?

RINO Paul RINO

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob
None of this would be happening if trump were prez

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

Schmoe Cwead posted:

RINO Paul RINO

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000


Ultra Carp

Tonetta posted:

I don't think the psychopaths who are larping my heritage (ashkenazi jew) to justify mowing down children are going to learn any lessons other than how to more effectively mow down even more children with the approval of the international community

inshallah

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

Mustached Demon posted:

he will never recover from this, it's over once piss pa calls him short

:yooge: we got high heels Ron over here doing very poorly in Florida. very poorly

19 o'clock
Sep 9, 2004

Excelsior!!!
Ron with those petite feet

boroda
Jul 26, 2007


нет усов

angerbot posted:

None of this would be happening if trump were prez

yes because the world would have already ended

veepfake
Oct 21, 2005


lands cool. you can grow stuff, live on it, sit on it even. i dont think ive ever been divinely ordered to live on a land tho so maybe im missing something, but as it is, land's p neat, imo.

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob

boroda posted:

yes because the world would have already ended

I’d be glad of it

Dr_0ctag0n
Apr 25, 2015


The whole human race
sentenced
to
burn

Good Citizen
Aug 12, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 6 hours!
https://twitter.com/elivalley/status/1710703675813810419?s=46

Good Citizen
Aug 12, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 6 hours!
https://twitter.com/miakhalifa/status/1710663220619313397?s=46

Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007

ty slumfrog :)
manifesting my destiny with the help of chaos magic and my vision board (and mushrooms)

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science

this is the main difference between a millennial and a zoomer

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.
War

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

War

Bixington
Feb 27, 2011

made me feel all nippley inside my tittychest
What is it good for?

Real Mean Queen
Jun 2, 2004

Zesty.


Schmoe Cwead posted:

this is the main difference between a millennial and a zoomer

The savvy millennial sees the phone as an ungainly backup computer, used to approximate computing in emergencies until contact with a real computer can be reestablished. The misguided zoomer views the phone as one of those cloth monkey moms from that horrible experiment

deathbysnusnu
Feb 25, 2016



I don't know who i love more taqueria goku or devout muslim goku... maybe the taqueria is halal.

Impkins Patootie
Apr 20, 2017





let me out

mazzi Chart Czar
Sep 24, 2005

Schmoe Cwead posted:

this is the main difference between a millennial and a zoomer

hahaha



Schmoe Cwead posted:

this is the main difference between a millennial and a zoomer

*existential dread.

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys

Real Mean Queen posted:

The savvy millennial sees the phone as an ungainly backup computer, used to approximate computing in emergencies until contact with a real computer can be reestablished. The misguided zoomer views the phone as one of those cloth monkey moms from that horrible experiment

many such cases

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

Schmoe Cwead posted:

this is the main difference between a millennial and a zoomer

Still probably a few generations before anyone learns how to frame things properly or zoom in on something without inducing nausea

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

Red Baron posted:

manifesting my destiny with the help of chaos magic and my vision board (and mushrooms)

He'll yeah

Stinky Wizzleteats
Nov 26, 2015

You must pay the price for this post.
I'm really worried about the fat bears this year. They aren't chonking up like they used to

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

I recently found out about gamelan music and it's awesome
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6pTj4_fAUmY

it's kinda all I want to hear from now on

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008

Stinky Wizzleteats posted:

I'm really worried about the fat bears this year. They aren't chonking up like they used to

Zerocool, Wider.

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

https://twitter.com/DanWilliams/status/1710698091735634063?s=20

this violates Geneva, yes?

Good Citizen
Aug 12, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 6 hours!


shout out to a real one this morning

Good Citizen
Aug 12, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 6 hours!
https://twitter.com/me_observer_/status/1710711740390936836?s=46

lmao eat poo poo ben

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004


for a comedian zelensky seems to have little understanding of irony

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000


Ultra Carp

Real Mean Queen posted:

The savvy millennial sees the phone as an ungainly backup computer, used to approximate computing in emergencies until contact with a real computer can be reestablished. The misguided zoomer views the phone as one of those cloth monkey moms from that horrible experiment

CaptainBeefart
Mar 28, 2016



Assuming he's been stiff for more than 4 hours.

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001


did somebody press the goddamned Armageddon button again

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Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

TROOF

Joe Biden’s ineptitude, weakness, and incompetence has led to this horrible attack on Israel, and it will only get worse. Just four years ago we had the signing of the historic Abraham Accords, and today we have an attack on Israel. What a difference a President makes!

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