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Lladre
Jun 28, 2011


Soiled Meat

LegoMan posted:

These lies are the funniest, because his supports buy things, and they know they don't have to show their ID

His old brain remembers watching a video on someone getting denied entry into Costco and turns it into this.

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Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

https://twitter.com/DaliaHatuqa/status/1710598483055378805

next year's Call of Duty is gonna be lit

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

OFFICIAL #1 GNOME FAN

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos

bebop esq
Apr 17, 2006

hi boys

Greg Legg posted:

I think the booster is hitting.

so far i just have a bruise on my arm

Stinky Wizzleteats
Nov 26, 2015

You must pay the price for this post.

Donald Twunk

veepfake
Oct 21, 2005



hunka hunka turmp'n love

those nips are something else

homer simpson eye nips

DesertIslandHermit
Oct 7, 2019

It's beautiful. And it's for the god of...of...arts and crafts. I think that's what he said.

Remember his RFK Jr. weightlifting impressions lmao

Impkins Patootie
Apr 20, 2017





there's nowhere in the world i'd rather be than here in my room dreaming about you and me

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1164138796205654016?s=20

Good Citizen
Aug 12, 2008

trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump
https://twitter.com/tatsthatgohard/status/1710763621918126167?s=46

ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007
doja cat wtf

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

Bixington posted:

tyvm, I enjoy the levity your puns bring

you spelled suffering wrong

bebop esq
Apr 17, 2006

hi boys

Impkins Patootie posted:

there's nowhere in the world i'd rather be than here in my room dreaming about you and me

sounds like a parasocial deal

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

gumi making new sounds around 1:20 lol


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Oy6nBV1C8A

mazzi Chart Czar
Sep 24, 2005

Tom Tucker
Jul 19, 2003

I want to warn you fellers
And tell you one by one
What makes a gallows rope to swing
A woman and a gun


gently caress yeah

LegoMan
Mar 17, 2002

ting ting ting

College Slice

emfive posted:

really good, like change-your-life, thick bacon is out there but it's extremely expensive, even the cheap good stuff is expensive.

The Whole Foods stores around here that have smokers make some insanely good bacon. Sadly I no longer buy it because it wants to kill me. But that's not the best bacon in town.

I picked up some insanely good stuff at a Bi-Mart of all places before a camping trip and I have yet to replicate its like

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.
I hope mia goth gets to use her real voice in that movie

Thoatse
Feb 29, 2016

Lol said the scorpion, lmao

ex post facho posted:

doja cat wtf

what happened

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

https://twitter.com/washingtonpost/status/1710715184061280763

for gently caress's sake

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

Thoatse posted:

what happened

https://twitter.com/rapalert6/status/1710426448215818717

AxGrap
Jan 11, 2005

☝☯ Ŧ𝓤𝒸Ҝ 𝓨𝕠𝔲! 🐼👽

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

checks out

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.

I wish

mazzi Chart Czar
Sep 24, 2005
https://twitter.com/MFGROOT/status/1710460582585872681

Good Citizen
Aug 12, 2008

trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump
hey Alexa post ‘Turmo’

DesertIslandHermit
Oct 7, 2019

It's beautiful. And it's for the god of...of...arts and crafts. I think that's what he said.

What the gently caress made Hyde’s face now look like he just swallowed Willy Wonka’s gum?

Thoatse
Feb 29, 2016

Lol said the scorpion, lmao

doja cat wtf

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.
doja cat, you are now a doja dog in my book

mazzi Chart Czar
Sep 24, 2005

the Maga / republican mind is a conspiracy in itself. It's just out in the open, and instead of a secret club. It is just a bunch of people who know that they repeat anything enough, that enough people will turn it into reality.

Thoatse
Feb 29, 2016

Lol said the scorpion, lmao

Consummate Professional posted:

doja cat, you are now a doja dog in my book

doja oval office

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

https://twitter.com/Trump_History45/status/1710729451192098932

mazzi Chart Czar
Sep 24, 2005

Thoatse posted:

doja cat wtf

Ezra Pound quote "poety is totalitarian."

Poetry died and was scattered into all other forums of media, films, novels, Pop music, and new media forms, influencers, and celebritie's lives itself.

When an artist becomes popular enough, they become a cult leader, dictator, a sort ..king or queen of popular culture.

Dalmuti
Apr 8, 2007
Doja cat just recorded an interview with Adam Friedland

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.
doja cat is stumping for RFK now smdh

Good Citizen
Aug 12, 2008

trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump
happy one month anniversary of mike buckner, mba penetrating the ice wall

El Palo Mota
Aug 5, 2009
Did ice wall guy ever report back?

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

mazzi Chart Czar posted:

Ezra Pound quote "poety is totalitarian."

Poetry died and was scattered into all other forums of media, films, novels, Pop music, and new media forms, influencers, and celebritie's lives itself.

When an artist becomes popular enough, they become a cult leader, dictator, a sort ..king or queen of popular culture.

But was that a bad thing, in Pound's mind? He was a propagandist for Mussolini, after all.

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Good Citizen
Aug 12, 2008

trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump

El Palo Mota posted:

Did ice wall guy ever report back?

why would he he’s probably loving some hot Atlantean fish lady rn

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