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Breetai posted:Y'know what? If it's something that you asked to be excluded and you're allergic to then go your hardest and get them to remake the whole order. Fine. But throwing out an entire burger rather than just sliding a single tomato slice onto your plate is the most aggressively wasteful poo poo. loving lol if you really think that's going into the trash and not some 19-year-old food runner's burger hole.
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Khanstant posted:Legit you shouldn't bother staff over a lettuce and tomato. If you're spineless you just do nothing, if you've got a spine you pick the lettuce and tomato off. Getting staff involved is unhinged. best response: "oh haha they put lettuce and tomato on anyway, lol." take them off. eat the burger. totally fine response: "oh dang they put tomato on, i really don't like when the tomato juice seeps into the bun." politely send it back and ask for a new top bun that doesn't have tomato juice or seeds on it. kinda lame for a grown-up but acceptable: "oh dang, i can't stand tomatoes at all, even in tiny amounts." send the entire burger back and ask for a new one. if it had been an allergy situation etc this is what they'd have to do anyway. what the gently caress are you doing: refuse to eat your dinner, refuse to speak to the waitress, lie to your date, claim you just aren't hungry when there is clearly lettuce and tomato on it and your date remembers your order, deny her reality, say that you want to take it home when you fully intend to throw it out later, lie to the waitress when your date tries to stand up for you, then later argue with your date about the loving burger and make a douchey comment about who's paying for dinner. my "i am not autistic" shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt Sagebrush fucked around with this message at 20:27 on Oct 7, 2023 |
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Speaking of tomato juice why can't you get a glass of just tomato slime? Just the middle wet seedy bits, not the whole tomato all blended up.
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Some of you don't seem to realize that there are people who find seething passive aggressively far more delicious than any correct food order.
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Then there was the time I was at a fast food place and they left the bacon off my burger. The receipt showed that they charged me for it, so it was clearly a mistake by the kitchen. I brought the burger to the counter and asked the cashier (not the same one I'd ordered from) for it to be corrected. It was a tiny, nerdy looking kid, probably his first job. He immediately freaked out and apologized many times, to the point that it seemed like he was going to have a nervous breakdown. It was an extremely bizarre response to a polite request. The kitchen informed him that it would take a couple of minutes for the bacon to cook so the kid offered to bring it to my table when it was fixed, once again apologizing profusely. When he brought it back out, he was acting the same way. I felt like I needed to calm him down and I tried very hard, assuring him that it wasn't a big deal, it wasn't his fault, the problem was fixed and that it's a very common and minor problem that he'll probably see multiple times per day in a fast food job. I honestly wonder if other customers caused him to act that way. I know how loud and belligerent certain assholes can get toward people in jobs like that. I'm thinking he might have been yelled at and bullied by huge dumbshits over stupid nonsense. The kid was really young and small and likely to be an easy target.
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...! posted:I honestly wonder if other customers caused him to act that way. I know how loud and belligerent certain assholes can get toward people in jobs like that. I'm thinking he might have been yelled at and bullied by huge dumbshits over stupid nonsense. The kid was really young and small and likely to be an easy target. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V3VRP2BNJN4
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You either take what you get or you freak out and yell at and abuse the staff. Those are the only two options.
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MIL dishes it out, but can she take it? AITA for insulting my sort of MIL after she questioned my getting breast implants after a mastectomy. quote:I have always been flat chested. I have never filled an A cup. I had the very mistaken idea that this meant I was safe from breast cancer. How very wrong I was.
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FMguru posted:MIL dishes it out, but can she take it? "so many lip fillers like her so that me mouth wouldn't look like a prolapsed baboon anus." is a good thread title.
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AITA for asking my brother to treat his Ex-wife a little bit better for their daughterquote:My brother Joe was married to Marie for 15 years and got divorced 2 years ago. They have a 13 year old daughter Ava. Since the divorce Joe has never interacted with Marie a single time. If he absolutely has to communicate he will write it in a notebook for example 'Sam has extra classes next week'. Till this day he refuses to even look at her. They got divorced cause Marie cheated on him like 5 or 6 years ago I don't know how he just found it out.
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If Ava is legitimately afraid to bring up things about her mother around or to her father then that man needs therapy.
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Cowslips Warren posted:AITA for asking my brother to treat his Ex-wife a little bit better for their daughter This bloke is 100% the arsehole. The first rule of co-parenting is civility and decorum. Even if your spouse cheated on you repeatedly with your sibling whilst you were in your sickbed. When you divorce, you keep it civil and respectful for the sake of the kid, and do your best not to bad-mouth their other parent. So whilst he is understandably upset, and doesn't have to like or even accommodate his cheating ex wife. He does need to suck it up and play nice, (or at least nicer than he currently is), for the sake of his daughter. And if he isn't prepared to do that even for her sake, then he is a bad man and a bad dad.
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BrigadierSensible posted:This bloke is 100% the arsehole. He needs to be civil - meaning he is polite and communicates with her appropriately as he would with any stranger on the street. The fact the kid is scared to bring her up is a massive red flag tbh, it shows that when she brings up her mother, her father is hostile towards her (the daughter). That is in no way justified and ultimately the daughter is going to end up cutting off her father, regardless of the situation, or how much the father perceives he is in the 'right'
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AITA for telling my best friend he's getting the raw end of the deal in his relationship?quote:My best friend Jamie 32M and me 32F have been friends since university. He has always been the romantic sort and falls in "love" easily. He was in a long term relationship with another girl from our friend group called Lily (also 32F) but they broke up and she married someone else 2 years ago.
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loving lol at liking Taylor Swift being an indicator of immaturity
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Evil Willow posted:AITA for telling my best friend he's getting the raw end of the deal in his relationship? But wait, there's not actually more! quote:That was just a superficial example. There's more. quote:Okay that wasn't expressed well I'm sorry. Of course she can wear what she wants and listen to what this stuff etc. It's just that Jamie is very into Fleet Foxes Indie folk kind of thing and she's a full blown Swiftie. Not just passively listening to her music. And she just... seems immature. Like when we hung out last time she started talking about celeb gossip etc. like it was a national event.
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I seriously hate raw onions, to the point I do get kind of grossed out when I have to pick them off and they leave flavour behind. I'm also very much not neurotypical. But I just think to myself "would have been so much better without this stupid onion bullshit" and eat it anyway because it cost money and I went out of my way to get it. Also if you can't stand a whisp of tomato juice but are willing to eat ketchup, drown the tomato juice with ketchup and you won't notice it anymore.
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The editorial staff of the NYT called an all hands meeting in order to workshop a portmanteau of Travis Kelce and Taylor Swift* OP: Let me, who is not like other girls, tell you how chatting about celebrity gossip is a sign of immaturity and why this new girl is so wrong for you. *may or may not be true
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Traxis posted:For your husband's birthday give him a bowling ball with your name on it For your husband’s birthday give him the sweatshirt.
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Funny, you'd think OP would be all over Taylor Swift considering how much of her discography is about wanting to steal someone else's boyfriend.
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AreWeDrunkYet posted:But wait, there's not actually more! My mom is 80 and likes Taylor Swift
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Traylor Keft
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Tayvis Klift
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Trailer Swelt
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Engelbert Humperdinck
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Travlor Kwift
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AreWeDrunkYet posted:But wait, there's not actually more! Notable sign of maturity: Caring a whole lot about someone liking pop music and acting like you're so cool because you listen to indie.
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MagpieConcept posted:My mom is 80 and likes Taylor Swift How unfortunate for you to have such an immature mother. My mum is in her late 60s and likes Black Sabbath and Leonard Cohen.
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I was fine with TayTay until she started loving up my NFL games. She will get a sternly worded criticism from me when I see her in person at her concert in Tokyo
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poo poo man even if you don't like her music, Swift has loving made an empire. I myself am not young like the OP's arch nemesis, but I don't like most of Olivia Rodriego's music because I can't loving hear her voice over the increased music part! Like she's loving whispering while all you hear are the instruments. Yay you got a guitar and another drummer, what the hell are you singing about? AITA for my reaction to kids kicking my door? quote:Pretty much title. I 37F was lying on my couch while my husband was in the yard doing some work, when all of a sudden I heard a really loud bang on my front door. It scared the poo poo out of me. My heart started racing, not knowing wtf just happened. I got up to go check thinking maybe it was something with my husband, but as I opened the door and looked down the block, I saw 3 kids running away. They were kinda far, but yelled out "I dare you to do it again, you little assholes". I checked the ring camera playback, but it only caught them running away. On my door was 3 wet footprints since it rained earlier. Like, all 3 of them kicked the door at the same time. I was super pissed at this point. I grabbed my car keys, jumped in my car, and went after them. haven't kids been loving shot doing stupid poo poo like this?
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I couldn't find the updates to this one....Evil Willow posted:Am I wrong for accidently getting my parents uninvited from my brother's wedding? Posted by the brother: My brother slept with and ran off with my ex and now wants an invite to my wedding, getting my parents uninvited in the process quote:I(24m) wasn't even going to make a post about this, but my brother, who I'll call Turk(25m), made 4 posts about it, so I thought I should share my side of the story. I'll use the same names he did for the sake of simplicity. My fiancé is "Maria"(24f) and my ex is "Jen"(24f) Update from brother (no further posts from OP): Small update about my brother who slept with and ran off with my ex then tried to get an invite to my wedding quote:Here's a summary since my original post is pretty long. My brother, Turk, set me up with my ex. I walked in on him and my ex having sex in my bed, and It broke me. My wife, Maria, was also cheated on, so we understood each other. Maria and I dated for four years until we got married a couple of weeks ago. 2 months before my wedding, Turk talked to my parents and got my mom to try to get him invited, but all that did was get my mom uninvited. My dad didn't come because my mom didn't. That's basically it.
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Cowslips Warren posted:haven't kids been loving shot doing stupid poo poo like this? Not in my country
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Cowslips Warren posted:AITA for not telling my wife “the real reason” why I married her? This got an update: UPDATE - AITA for not telling my wife “the real reason” why I married her? quote:**I just saw my previous post this morning and was surprised (and a little overwhelmed) by the amount of responses I received. Nonetheless, I do think it is appropriate to provide a quick update.** Tbh it feels like OP, wife and FIL boss all understood what was happening and got what they wanted (a loving, happy relationship)? And the old roomies are just jealous.
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People who want to start drama piss me off. Leave them alone, they're doing great. Who cares if it's not the "normal" way of getting together. If it works, it works.
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Cowslips Warren posted:poo poo man even if you don't like her music, Swift has loving made an empire. OP doesn't seem to understand that her angry reaction is part of the bit, it's what makes this sort of stupid poo poo fun. If she had yelled "that was an excellent jape, have a blessed day youngsters! " then she would be the rear end in a top hat
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Cowslips Warren posted:AITA for my reaction to kids kicking my door? Deathbulge continuing it's corrupting influence on our youth.
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It's not just autistic people who find it difficult to be even minorly confrontational especially with strangers over reasonable requests, especially involving food, due to expecting explosive angry outbursts over expressing any personal inconvenience or preference that requires acknwledgement.
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Surprising victory for reddit AITA for asking my husband to stop sharing his location with my MIL? quote:My husband (40M) and I (40F) got into a huge fight because he does not understand why I asked him to stop sharing his location with his mom. Last year we got married after 3 years of dating and we also have a 7 month old daughter. While we were dating I knew he shared his location with his mom and I respected that even though we would get the occasional text of “oh, I see you’re at a restaurant, is it good” or (her trying to be funny) “I see you guys”. It bothered me, but I didn’t care all too much. Thank god my mom refuses to learn technology.
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AITA for consolidating my boyfriend's soy sauces into one jar?quote:I (F27) have been dating my boyfriend 'Harry'(M29) for five months. Last month he just gave me a key to his place and it's a pretty small place, about 600 square feet overall. Harry is also Asian, which is important because he has a large plethora of Asian ingredients. I'm a bit of neat freak, so I did help him straighten up his bedroom office and closet, which he is extremely grateful for, but he is very touchy about his kitchen and his ingredients. Unlike rice, you can't separate this grain by grain into the individual components! Top comment posted:'Halmeoni' is Korean for "grandmother". If she brewed her own soy sauce, that's a six month process at home, minimum.
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Evil Willow posted:AITA for consolidating my boyfriend's soy sauces into one jar? What an rear end in a top hat if real RC Cola fucked around with this message at 07:50 on Oct 8, 2023 |
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