Comic Strips 2023: It's not a fetish or anything, I swear

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plainswalker75: Feb 22, 2003; Pigs are smarter than Bears, but they can't ride motorcycles; Hair Elf

EasyEW posted:

Out Our Way sends off 1942 with some unintentional "goodbye, cursed year" energy. (December 31, 1942-January 2, 1943)

"Redrawn by request" :raise:

# ? Oct 7, 2023 19:12

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# ? May 29, 2024 20:18

Green Intern: Dec 29, 2008; Loon, Crazy and Laughable

Julet Esqu posted:

Luann

I desperately want Bernice to get told that her "study" is complete horseshit when she turns it into her professor.

# ? Oct 7, 2023 20:19

JethroMcB: Jan 23, 2004; We're normal now.
We love your family.

Powered Descent posted:

The Family Circus

Apparently they go to some kind of weird UFO church.

I'm guessing it's St. Maria Goretti in Scottsdale

# ? Oct 7, 2023 21:12

Julet Esqu: May 6, 2007

It's totally ethical to use a psychological study as a front to help you get laid, right?

# ? Oct 7, 2023 21:17

Haifisch: Nov 13, 2010; Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!; Taco Defender

Vargo posted:

Once again asking how Wallace manages to be so good.

# ? Oct 7, 2023 21:46

Selachian: Oct 9, 2012

Pogo 7/23-25/51

Archie 5/13-15/48

Eighteen-year-olds didn't get the vote until 1971.

# ? Oct 7, 2023 21:46

Professor Wayne: Aug 27, 2008; So, Harvey, what became of the giant penny?

They actually let him keep it.

Pickles

Hagar the Horrible

Zits

# ? Oct 7, 2023 22:14

Kazinsal: Dec 13, 2011

Scary Go Round (August 12-15, 2003)

# ? Oct 7, 2023 22:22

Giant Ethicist: Jun 9, 2013; Looks like she got on a loaf of bread instead of a bus again...

Julet Esqu posted:

It's totally ethical to use a psychological study as a front to help you get laid, right?

Hey, if Dr. Peter Venkman can do it, so can Bernice.

Haraiso Days
More dancin�, and a frankly sort of surprising (but welcome!) bit of body positivity.

# ? Oct 7, 2023 22:38

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

Giant Ethicist posted:

Hey, if Dr. Peter Venkman can do it, so can Bernice.

Haraiso Days
More dancin�, and a frankly sort of surprising (but welcome!) bit of body positivity.

Yeah the dancing and not the tig ol bitties caught your attention.

# ? Oct 7, 2023 22:46

CommonShore: Jun 6, 2014; A true renaissance man

So it's actually major academic misconduct to do any kind of study on human subjects without express approval from the institution's ethics committee. Depending on how this unfolds, Bernice could be starting on a path that could get her expelled, but more likely severely reprimanded.

# ? Oct 7, 2023 23:02

BigglesSWE: Dec 2, 2014; How 'bout them hawks news huh!

Ballard Street

# ? Oct 8, 2023 01:20

Malachite_Dragon: Mar 31, 2010; Weaving Merry Christmas magic

Marjorie is the heir to Hokuto Shinken, i see.

# ? Oct 8, 2023 01:33

Howard Beale: Feb 22, 2001; It's like this, Peanut

manero posted:

Dunkin' on Sputter

Aw yeah, even Mrs. Sputter gets into it. Doubletalk was popular slang for a brief while, like pig latin. The comedian Cliff Nazarro specialized in it and got bit parts in movies that way: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NzcE0G_OMDA

# ? Oct 8, 2023 02:02

Drimble Wedge: Mar 10, 2008; Self-contained

Scary Gary

Caption It!

quote:

"Caption It!" is a new cartoon caption contest that runs every week in this space. Are you creative? Do you have a weird sense of humor? Then send us a submission along with your name and town!

Email entries to captionitcartoon@gmail.com or go to @caption_it_cartoon on Instagram to comment/like.

Remember to keep captions brief and clean. Good luck!

# ? Oct 8, 2023 02:48

EasyEW: Mar 8, 2006; I've got my father's great big six-shooter with me 'n' if anybody in this woods wants to start somethin' just let 'em--but they DASSN'T.

Our Boarding House (September 1-3, 1924)

Out Our Way: The School Ma'am Saga (September 2, 1924)

Toonerville Folks (November 7-9, 1921; modesty timg for Aunt Eppie)

Dok's Slightly Less Non-Belligerent Duck (December 11, 1914)

Little Lefty (April 3-5, 1939, timg'd for plot development while skinny-dipping)

EasyEW fucked around with this message at 03:02 on Oct 8, 2023

# ? Oct 8, 2023 03:00

Hippocrass: Aug 18, 2015; That third panel of the first comic just makes it. It's still funny if you remove it, but that panel included just makes it top tier.

EasyEW posted:

Little Lefty (April 3-5, 1939, timg'd for plot development while skinny-dipping)

The sea serpent looks like a penis.

# ? Oct 8, 2023 03:41

Murdstone: Jun 14, 2005; I'm feeling Jimmy

F Minus

Mark Trail

Mary Worth

'Preecher' may be a stand-in for Sprecher.

Or not. It's just what came up when I googled Preecher root beer. Seems it's available at Ace Hardware near my house so maybe I'll check it out.

The Phantom

Pooch Cafe

Rex Morgan MD

Andertoons

Apartment 3-G

# ? Oct 8, 2023 04:12

Vox Valentine: May 31, 2013; Solving all of life's problems through enhanced casting of Occam's Razor. Reward yourself with an imaginary chalice.

Remember: Never Just Rely On One Partner Using Birth Control To Avoid Unwanted Pregnancies. Both Partners Should Take Precautions. Lindesfarne Could've Been The Pill And Avoided All Of This, It's Not Just On Fenton To Wrap His Penis.

Pupsi Is Probably Better Than Mug, One Of The Worst Root Beers

# ? Oct 8, 2023 04:19

readingatwork: Jan 8, 2009; Hello Fatty!; Fun Shoe

Crabgrass

Big Nate

# ? Oct 8, 2023 04:50

thisusedyet: Feb 14, 2012; My post... it sucks!!!

readingatwork posted:

Big Nate

Going by panel 3, that's a fairly obvious handball. Only question is, is the spot of the foul where he first touches it, or does the star get a penalty shot because he had his hands on it as he flew through the penalty box

# ? Oct 8, 2023 05:00

Medenmath: Jan 18, 2003

Prince Valiant

# ? Oct 8, 2023 06:10

davidspackage: May 16, 2007; Nap Ghost

Giant Ethicist posted:

Hey, if Dr. Peter Venkman can do it, so can Bernice.

Haraiso Days
More dancin’, and a frankly sort of surprising (but welcome!) bit of body positivity.

Yeahhh gurl

I'm very happy with this outcome.

Murdstone posted:

The Phantom

FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

# ? Oct 8, 2023 06:15

Strontium: Aug 28, 2009; Dexter didn't much care for the party.

Daddy Daze

Take It From The Tinkersons

Macanudo

Dark Side Of The Horse

# ? Oct 8, 2023 06:30

Ardeem: Sep 16, 2010; There is no problem that cannot be solved through sufficient application of lasers and friendship.

Murdstone posted:

Andertoons

Oh, I know this one. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WaKIX6oaSLs

# ? Oct 8, 2023 06:39

riderchop: Aug 10, 2010; av by @daikonquest!

Heathcliff

Compu-toon

Garfield

Overboard

Monty

For Better or For Worse

Classic Arlo and Janis (November 04, 2001)

Rae The Doe, which you can support by pledging to the author's Patreon

On The Fastrack

No Safe Havens on Sundays!

# ? Oct 8, 2023 07:02

Tiggum: Oct 24, 2007; Your life and your quest end here.

amigolupus posted:

So we all agree this woman's a scam artist trying to trick this guy into thinking she's his daughter, right?

How would such a scam even work? "I'm your daughter" "OK, who's your mother?" "Uh..." "Goodbye."

Vargo posted:

Wallace the Brave

# ? Oct 8, 2023 09:06

Ghostlight: Sep 25, 2009; maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me

Hostile V posted:

how

how was it just a matter of time

how does that make any sense

# ? Oct 8, 2023 09:34

goatface: Dec 5, 2007; I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.; Grimey Drawer

He likes to get all up in those quills while hoping one gets all up in him.

# ? Oct 8, 2023 09:44

Breadmaster: Jun 14, 2010

goatface posted:

He likes to get all up in those quills while hoping one gets all up in him.

Your 9CL avatar makes this so much worse

# ? Oct 8, 2023 10:11

Tiggum: Oct 24, 2007; Your life and your quest end here.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RlDByvAtXEA

# ? Oct 8, 2023 10:36

you broke my grill: Jul 11, 2019

# ? Oct 8, 2023 10:45

Green Intern: Dec 29, 2008; Loon, Crazy and Laughable

Ghostlight posted:

how

how was it just a matter of time

how does that make any sense

The quills of a ~~hedgehog~~porcupine are like uncontrollable monomolecular needles. It is a miracle that Lindesfarne has not unintentionally killed everyone around her by dint of casual contact. The condom stood no chance.

# ? Oct 8, 2023 12:34

Alhazred: Feb 16, 2011

Storefri

# ? Oct 8, 2023 12:49

Chicken Parmigiana: Sep 12, 2007

Murdstone posted:

Mary Worth

"drat it, Hillend. You may be only reasonably patient with neighbourhood busybodies... but you're one hell of a detective."

"Look at all dese eyeballs, ah? Eyyy! C'mon!"

# ? Oct 8, 2023 13:14

Medenmath: Jan 18, 2003

you broke my grill posted:

Everyone would be wearing a helmet that says "tools" on it. Also there would be a whole week of cow tool strips.

# ? Oct 8, 2023 14:27

Selachian: Oct 9, 2012

Rhymes with Orange

Get Fuzzy 10/7/03

Brenda Starr 11/1-3/51

Smokey Stover 4/7/57

Everyday Movies 11/3/36

"We can be sure of collecting the back rent from the ones who won their election bets, but you'd better go up now and put the padlock on the doors of the ones that lost."

FDR destroyed Landon, winning all but two states and 60% of the popular vote, which brought quite a few smug editorials in the sort of papers that ran Everyday Movies.

Invisible Scarlet O'Neil 4/30 - 5/2/42

# ? Oct 8, 2023 14:28

EasyEW: Mar 8, 2006; I've got my father's great big six-shooter with me 'n' if anybody in this woods wants to start somethin' just let 'em--but they DASSN'T.

Mutts

Sally Forth

Peanuts (October 10, 1976)

Crankshaft

Rip Haywire and the Curse of Tangaroa!

Thimble Theater (May 12, 1940)

Popeye

Skippy's Own Book of Comics

# ? Oct 8, 2023 14:49

Good Listener: Sep 2, 2006; Ask me about moons
Fact #1 The Moon is really cool

Murdstone posted:

'Preecher' may be a stand-in for Sprecher.

Or not. It's just what came up when I googled Preecher root beer. Seems it's available at Ace Hardware near my house so maybe I'll check it out.

Sprecher's is good poo poo. I'd recommend pretty much anything of theirs.

# ? Oct 8, 2023 15:21