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PKMN Trainer Red posted:I'm rewatching May because everyone was talking about it and I remembered it takes place partially on Halloween (and I still need that Bingo slot) and I'd just like to get on the record as saying that there's nothing wrong with Jeremy Sisto I'm sure, but he gives me big 'selling weed to high school kids' vibes. It's not his fault, he just radiates 'back of the convenience store' energy and I don't know why. Hey, high school kids have to buy weed from somewhere. But also yes, a thousand times yes. Sketchier than an entirely empty subway car.
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I'm glad so many people are discovering May, what a gem. I'm not sure if I'll squeeze in a rewatch this month or not. I'm tempted to just for one of my favorite non-sequitur laugh lines in any horror movie. Boy, I'm burning up. Say, do you have any ice cubes I can rub on my nipples?
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yeah, may owns also, I just thought of this, see what you think: tim robinson as Freddy Kruger
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My god. Just watched No One Will Save You, on Hulu and.. I can not believe this thing has an 81% RT score.
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Origami Dali posted:tim robinson as Freddy Kruger 
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There is a RULE on Elm Street that if you fall asleep, you gotta let me kill you. It's a RULE. It's not fair if you don't let me try to kill you.
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It’s gotta be the safari-back one from the Brian’s Hat sketch. C’mon.
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goddamn do i hate almost every conjuring movie and spin-off
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Nikumatic posted:goddamn do i hate almost every conjuring movie and spin-off What's the last one you watched? Nun2?
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Xiahou Dun posted:It’s gotta be the safari-back one from the Brian’s Hat sketch.  This is so loving hosed up.
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PKMN Trainer Red posted:
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PKMN Trainer Red posted:There is a RULE on Elm Street that if you fall asleep, you gotta let me kill you. It's a RULE. It's not fair if you don't let me try to kill you. Hey hey hey, why the gently caress are you drinking coffee at 1 in the morning? That fuckin' BETTER be DECAF! Aren't you tired? I can see you rubbing your eyes and yawning. GO THE gently caress TO SLEEP! GO! THE gently caress! TO SLEEP! Crescent Wrench fucked around with this message at 03:51 on Oct 8, 2023 |
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Honk if you're Freddy
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The Bananana posted:What's the last one you watched? Nun2? Yeah. I just find them extremely tedious, and the two Nun movies are the nadir of the entire franchise. I don’t like the Warrens even in their very attractive Wilson and Fermiga variants, and Annabelle is the most boring killer doll on the planet. Though I do think Annabelle Creation and Comes Home are the only two movies in the overall franchise that I’m relatively fond of, I’d still rather watch like .. Ouija: Origin of Evil for those vibes.
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Just imagining Tim Robinson in a room full of parents dressed like Freddy Krueger and sayings 'Yeah we're all very much concerned about who is killing our kids"
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Hollismason posted:Just imagining Tim Robinson in a room full of parents dressed like Freddy Krueger and sayings 'Yeah we're all very much concerned about who is killing our kids" trying to float the idea that maybe it's fine if the kids are murdered
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PKMN Trainer Red posted:
Reliable as always.
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MrMojok posted:After watching May due to thread recommendations, today I watched Pearl. Okay, I didn’t like X nearly as much. It wasn’t bad, it just didn’t go as hard as Pearl did IMO. I did love how X was very much a love letter to more modern slashers, with a kind of 70s TCM-ish vibe, while Pearl reminded me of early color films from the 1930s. With a sort of Gone With the Wind/Oz feel to it, or something. Mia Goth is definitely a star though, and I’m glad I watched both of these today.
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A little late on Leguizamo talk but my dream role for him right now is for him to get a redemption run and do the Waluigi voice in the inevitable Mario Bros animated sequel. I’ve seen The Pest. He can WAAAAAAH.
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checkplease posted:No One Will Save You was good stuff, but I think my favorite aspect is that after the first dose of crazy events, the protagonist just tries to leave town. It didn’t work out, but more horror heroes should consider this option. I swear half of Insidious's success was due to the characters moving out of their house pretty much immediately lol
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ruddiger posted:It was pretty funny in Exorcist Believer that they violently blinded Ellen Berstyn’s character and sent a little girl’s soul straight to hell. I have a sneaking suspicion the plan for the sequels is they try to bring her back. The girl, I mean, not Burstyn's eyes. Or hell, maybe them, too. I dunno if they'll move forward with them or if Green will be back if so, but considering his Halloween sequels were largely a mish-mash of the previous Halloween sequels (with, like, Christine thrown in the mix) I'm actually curious if he'd do the same with The Exorcist and just how batshit that could get.
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Yeah I’d murder some aliens for the house in No One Will Save You.
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Goddamn I love the way VHS connected the shorts
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TheBizzness posted:Parallel Monsters is a Top 3 VHS short (excluding Raatma). It absolutely is and not sure why it isn't mentioned when people talk about Viral. Anyway, not sure I remember seeing it get talked about much but I threw Significant Other on mainly due to the running time and that is tight, well made fun 83 minutes.
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Watching 1997's Wishmaster and that little opening sequence set in 12th century Persia got me wondering if there are any horror movies set entirely in that kind of period? Various The Mummy movies kiiind of evoke that same feeling, but is there anything actually taking place in a place and time like that? 'cause that opening sequence ruled, especially that one moment where you think a chestburster is going to attack and then his friggin' skull starts popping out and holy poo poo a whole-rear end skeleton emerges!
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CelticPredator posted:I just want to post this ending spoiler for exorcist the believer because it made me laugh at the fact that blumhouse paid 400 million for this poo poo This ending would be great if they did an 80's smash-cut-to-credits blasting grimy punk or goth metal like The Cult's Fire Woman.
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Gripweed posted:trying to float the idea that maybe it's fine if the kids are murdered
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Nightmare on Elm Street and I Think You Should Leave? This thread is right in my Q zone!
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https://i.imgur.com/OXssUTr.mp4
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PKMN Trainer Red is my new Best Poster.
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So I was cruising the halls of Spiel on the last day when what did I see but: But that wasn't all. Right next to it was something that is going to cause serious injury if viewed, so be careful before you click on this spoiler:  Serious injury through laughter. I don't know who the target market is for a Judith Myers' replica tombstone handbag, but God bless these lunatics for making it.
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Excellent work.
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I remember when I watched the recent Pet Sematary remake I thought to myself "Why am I watching this uggghhhhh". Sooooooo today I loaded up Pet Sematary Bloodlines and again I'm asking myself "Why am I watching this" At least I'm multi tasking
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     Haunted houses in actual "castles" are fun! Bonus pumpkin friend: 
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Sometimes I go two or three weeks without just checkin' in on this thread, and BOY did I pick the right time to check in on it! PKMN Trainer Red is the Halloween Hero.
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Phy posted:
Okay, I give up - where's Riff-Raff in those photos?
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