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Abner Assington
Mar 13, 2005

For I am a sinner in the hands of an angry god. Bloody Mary, full of vodka, blessed are you among cocktails. Pray for me now, at the hour of my death, which I hope is soon.

Amen.

Ragnarok the Red posted:

I turned it off, :laffo: did Dak throw ANOTHER ONE?!

Keep turning your TV on and off please.

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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
This might end up as another seventyburger.

OGS-Remix
Sep 4, 2007

Totally surviving on my own. On LAND!
Put in Darnold.

MakaVillian
Aug 16, 2003

Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

Tayter Swift posted:

its almost boring at this point

Kicking the poo poo out of the Cowboys is never boring

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray

Tayter Swift posted:

like this is going to sound weird and it is weird but i had to put my dog down yesterday and while i of course miss tater very, very much... this is helping.

Sorry about you pup friend, I had to do the same thing about a year ago. But I don't think it's shameful at all, your dog would want you to enjoy this I can say that for sure

CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Tayter Swift posted:

like this is going to sound weird and it is weird but i had to put my dog down yesterday and while i of course miss tater very, very much... this is helping.
doggo watching cowboys get beclowned in heaven :(

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer
PLEASE LET DARNOLD SCORE

Shinji2015
Aug 31, 2007
Keen on the hygiene and on the mission like a super technician.
D'Arnold is in lol

Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer

Gaston Bachelard posted:

This is porn that loves me back

Rags to Liches
Mar 11, 2008

future skeleton soldier


Holy poo poo Dak is imploding, I don’t think even Zach Wilson has played this badly this season

Shindragon
Jun 6, 2011

by Athanatos
oh hey they did put Sam Darnold in lol

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
THE SAM DARNOLD EXPERIENCE

mllaneza
Apr 28, 2007

Veteran, Bermuda Triangle Expeditionary Force, 1993-1952




I have just completed trillions of calculations on AWS. I can confidently state that the Cowboys have sucked all the dicks.

rjmccall
Sep 7, 2007

no worries friend
Fun Shoe
I’m glad Parsons is okay

MakaVillian
Aug 16, 2003

Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

Tayter Swift posted:

like this is going to sound weird and it is weird but i had to put my dog down yesterday and while i of course miss tater very, very much... this is helping.

Condolences

:rip: Tater.

Gaston Bachelard
Mar 26, 2009

When the image is new, the world is new.
Is it too much to ask to see Darnold score on this celebrated dallas D?

razorscooter
Nov 5, 2008


can’t believe dak is letting his super bowl winning coach down like this

TheHoosier
Dec 30, 2004

The fuck, Graham?!

Rod Hoofhearted posted:

ONE HUNDRED FORTY-FOUR MILLION DICKS PER SECOND!!!

Is this what "to the moon" means

Nodoze
Aug 17, 2006

If it's only for a night I can live without you
D'Arnold is in :laugh:

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




mllaneza posted:

I have just completed trillions of calculations on AWS. I can confidently state that the Cowboys have sucked all the dicks.

Cowboys sucked ME off?!

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray
That was a great clip about how they handled Micah Parsons. Well done on that coaching staff

Dutchy
Jul 8, 2010
Mason's looked great, which is nice

Dutchy
Jul 8, 2010

Dutchy posted:

Mason's looked great, which is nice

And then he loses three yards immediately. Point stands

Tayter Swift
Nov 18, 2002

Pillbug
thanks all. he had a pretty bad three years but last week especially was just awful. i'm heartbroken but have no regrets and am damned proud that i could care for him when it counted.

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




TheHoosier posted:

Is this what "to the moon" means

This is MOASS!!!

Every dick is worth INFINITY DICKS!!!

Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer

mllaneza posted:

I have just completed trillions of calculations on AWS. I can confidently state that the Cowboys have sucked all the dicks.

And Dallas wept, seeing as they had no more dicks to suck.

Shindragon
Jun 6, 2011

by Athanatos
come on sam darnold td

Akbar
Nov 22, 2004

Hubba-
Hubba.
https://twitter.com/stephenasmith/status/1711216013163761690?t=X1tVrvIl7cRDAC5aSK6PiA&s=19

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




Cooper Rush?!!!

Boooooooo!!!

BORING!!!!!!!

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Please put Lance in next. He deserves the chance to aid in a 9ers victory for once.

CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
N...no more dakceptions? :cry:

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Space Jam
Jul 22, 2008

Tayter Swift posted:

like this is going to sound weird and it is weird but i had to put my dog down yesterday and while i of course miss tater very, very much... this is helping.

i’m sorry, i know how bad that sucks

Gorson
Aug 29, 2014

I hope Lance starts a QB controversy by playing well

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Rod Hoofhearted posted:

This is MOASS!!!

Every dick is worth INFINITY DICKS!!!

Mother of all suck sucks.

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k

Rod Hoofhearted posted:

Cooper Rush?!!!

Boooooooo!!!

BORING!!!!!!!

My racist mother in law is probably jerking off

nikosoft
Dec 17, 2011

ghost in the shell, but somehow much worse
College Slice
I think Lance shaved his head, so this means I can support him now

ComfyPants
Mar 20, 2002

Incredible

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray
oh come on let darnold cook

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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
OH MY GOD DALLAS YOU ARE A BLACK HOLE OF FOOTBALL

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