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HookedOnChthonics
Dec 5, 2015

Profoundly dull


f16s truly are the prettiest jet fighter, they're aesthetic even in their death throes

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goatsestretchgoals
Jun 4, 2011

Unplanned pyrotechnic demonstration

Mikojan
May 12, 2010


thats sick af, the f22 is sick af

Mr. Wiggles
Dec 1, 2003

We are all drinking from the highball glass of ideology.

HookedOnChthonics posted:

f5s truly are the prettiest jet fighter, they're aesthetic even in their death throes

Fixed for A E S T H E T I C

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
Ooo! Look at me! NO DON'T LOOK AT ME!



No they ain't, wings look square and unsofisticated. The 16xl was much better, but still. Even the F14 is more elegant than either the 16 or 22

Mikojan
May 12, 2010

the F22 will always have a special place in my heart, just because of how they implemented it into Command and Conquer Generals, one of my favorite games of all times

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

i am extremely pro-general-aviation-zero-zero-ejection-seat. mostly just so i can try one

Saukkis
May 16, 2003

Unless I'm on the inside curve pointing straight at oncoming traffic the high beams stay on and I laugh at your puny protest flashes.
I am Most Important Man. Most Important Man in the World.

Mao Zedong Thot posted:

Parachutes are great, but they won't help you low to the ground, which incidentally is the exact place you probably won't have many other options.

I wonder what the specs are, how low and slow can you be and the chute would work as intended. Or still gain some benefit. If I have just landed and notice another plane or something else is about to cross the runway in front of me, I might deploy it for just extra braking.

Safety Dance
Sep 10, 2007

Five degrees to starboard!

Saukkis posted:

I wonder what the specs are, how low and slow can you be and the chute would work as intended. Or still gain some benefit. If I have just landed and notice another plane or something else is about to cross the runway in front of me, I might deploy it for just extra braking.

Cirrus's CAPS has been tested as low as 260 feet.

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

Mikojan posted:

the F22 will always have a special place in my heart, just because of how they implemented it into Command and Conquer Generals, one of my favorite games of all times



Huh. Never noticed before, but that model is based on the YF-22 rather than the production F-22A. I guess the plane wasn't yet operational when the game came out

Corn Burst
Jun 18, 2004

Blammo!

Mikojan posted:

the F22 will always have a special place in my heart, just because of how they implemented it into Command and Conquer Generals, one of my favorite games of all times



Did one of its vert stabs get shot off, or is that just the model in-game?

Mr Lanternfly
Jun 26, 2023

Corn Burst posted:

Did one of its vert stabs get shot off, or is that just the model in-game?

It's probably just a flat polygon that is lining up perfectly with the camera so that it's too thin to be rendered.

evil_bunnY
Apr 2, 2003

Saukkis posted:

I wonder what the specs are, how low and slow can you be and the chute would work as intended. Or still gain some benefit. If I have just landed and notice another plane or something else is about to cross the runway in front of me, I might deploy it for just extra braking.
officially 400 feet but it’s been deployed successfully under 3.

E4C85D38
Feb 7, 2010

Doesn't that thing only
hold six rounds...?

evil_bunnY posted:

officially 400 feet but it’s been deployed successfully under 3.

How to reject a takeoff in one easy step

Kesper North
Nov 3, 2011

EMERGENCY POWER TO PARTY

Cactus Ghost posted:

i am extremely pro-general-aviation-zero-zero-ejection-seat. mostly just so i can try one

how do you feel about severe back pain

BobHoward
Feb 13, 2012

The only thing white people deserve is a bullet to their empty skull

Mr Lanternfly posted:

It's probably just a flat polygon that is lining up perfectly with the camera so that it's too thin to be rendered.

Yeah this. I played a lot of C&C Generals back in the day and it's a fast-paced RTS, you were not meant to be looking at that model up close and zoomed in during 99.99% of gameplay. Absolutely believable that the model would have had zero-thickness tailplanes to reduce poly count.

Psion
Dec 13, 2002

eVeN I KnOw wHaT CoRnEr gAs iS
That image seems odd, because all the ingame screenshots on the c&c wiki correctly show both:

https://cnc.fandom.com/wiki/Raptor_(Generals)?file=Gen1_Raptor.jpg

King Raptors in Zero Hour were even more absurd. how about more powerful missiles and built-in point defense :getin:

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

Kesper North posted:

how do you feel about severe back pain

i'm for it

Truga
May 4, 2014
Lipstick Apathy

Mr Lanternfly posted:

It's probably just a flat polygon that is lining up perfectly with the camera so that it's too thin to be rendered.

yeah you can see a few pixels forming a straight line where it should be

AzureSkys
Apr 27, 2003

There was that Sega Genesis game, too, F22 Interceptor that had funky looking version.


edit:
here's a short vid about it and I forgot it had aircraft carrier capability.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CxQ8Ppcf_DA

AzureSkys fucked around with this message at 15:36 on Oct 4, 2023

slidebite
Nov 6, 2005

Good egg
:colbert:

F22 XL - Extra Long

Carries all of the missiles.


All of them.

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost

AzureSkys posted:

There was that Sega Genesis game, too, F22 Interceptor that had funky looking version.


If you are bad at drawing wings and tail, just keep going with what you know.

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

longbird.gif

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
F-22 Wraptor

Vando
Oct 26, 2007

stoats about
F-22-900

Negostrike
Aug 15, 2015


The thrust vectoring capabilities are crazy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Rxv1gO9zkA

Mokotow
Apr 16, 2012

I was watching the airspace over Israel over the last two days and was surprised to see all commercial traffic is kept below ~FL150 until it flies out over the med or crosses into Amman FIR. I imagine they keep higher alt for military ops?

CarForumPoster
Jun 26, 2013

⚡POWER⚡

Mokotow posted:

I was watching the airspace over Israel over the last two days and was surprised to see all commercial traffic is kept below ~FL150 until it flies out over the med or crosses into Amman FIR. I imagine they keep higher alt for military ops?

The chip shortage has affected IAI's decoy drone manufacturing, had to resort to the next best thing.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
here's a firefighting B-17. What are some cool firefighting planes?

Wingnut Ninja
Jan 11, 2003

Mostly Harmless
This was a good episode of FPP that covers firefighting aircraft:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QSSAHPFwJ-A

MrYenko
Jun 18, 2012

#2 isn't ALWAYS bad...

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

here's a firefighting B-17. What are some cool firefighting planes?



I think the weirdest one was probably the Grumman AF-2.

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

are there any firefighting planes that aren't cool? or just firefighting apparatus in general? it all hits that little kid BIG TUCK button for me

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

Wingnut Ninja posted:

This was a good episode of FPP that covers firefighting aircraft:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QSSAHPFwJ-A

That was awesome thanks


Cactus Ghost posted:

are there any firefighting planes that aren't cool? or just firefighting apparatus in general? it all hits that little kid BIG TUCK button for me

This is the coolest:

azflyboy
Nov 9, 2005

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

here's a firefighting B-17. What are some cool firefighting planes?



Some of the more interesting firefighting airplanes were permanently grounded in 2002 after two airplanes (a C-130 and PBY4) crashed about a month apart after their wings separated due to metal fatigue.

Now, the US fixed wing air tanker fleet is all turbine, and consists of a mix of C-130's (both private and government owned), BAE-146's, Air Tractors and MD-87's. If foreign companies (usually Canadian) get called in, there's some firefighting 737's, Q400's, and some CL-415's that can also be used.

There's a couple of DC-10's still doing firefighting, but the 747 tanker project ended when Evergreen went bankrupt, with one airplane being scrapped, and the second being resold as a freighter, although there's a company running a scam claiming to be getting one flying again.

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

i saw an erikson aircrane support truck on the highway the other day and it made me happy those big dumb spiders are still flying

slothrop
Dec 7, 2006

Santa Alpha, Fox One... Gifts Incoming ~~~>===|>

Soiled Meat

I would blow Dane Cook posted:


This is the coolest:



Oh boy, look how wrong you are

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


slothrop posted:

Oh boy, look how wrong you are



I love this monster soo much. It's firmly in the "If it sounds stupid and it works, it's not stupid"

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
I thought I was looking at Warhammer 40K for a moment.

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

is that two turbojets on a tank turret

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Cable Guy
Jul 18, 2005

I don't expect any trouble, but we'll be handing these out later...




Slippery Tilde

Cactus Ghost posted:

is that two turbojets on a tank turret
Sure is....

https://youtu.be/j7Ss3BMrscE?si=oKyrBI8eLzPRKIAM

Big Wind. Hungarian engineers took a Russian T34 tank and strapped MiG-21 jet engines to the top.

Cable Guy fucked around with this message at 10:24 on Oct 9, 2023

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