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how long does trump go to jail for?
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elected president from a jail cell
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emfive
Aug 6, 2011

Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.

there are 100% definitely people that stupid in Texas





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Cao Ni Ma
May 25, 2010




New yorkers always have the wonton in mind

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

a wonton state of mind

Large Testicles
Jun 1, 2020

[ASK] ME ABOUT MY LOVE FOR 1'S
i could totally go for some wontons right now

Greg Legg
Oct 6, 2004

lol

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

Cao Ni Ma posted:

New yorkers always have the wonton in mind

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZcitM__V_k

gregday
May 23, 2003

https://twitter.com/Bencjacobs/status/1711409414911967338

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:




There's not enough cum on that pizza, op

Large Testicles
Jun 1, 2020

[ASK] ME ABOUT MY LOVE FOR 1'S

Business Gorillas posted:

There's not enough cum on that pizza, op

BYOC

the C is for cum

Ugly Tony
May 6, 2005

It's not even Tuesday, dog
hosed up the attorney general is out here murdering jobs

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

Squinky v2.0
Nov 16, 2006

Behind you! A three headed monkey!

College Slice
if you say ron desantis in front of a mirror 3 times a wretched little elf with leather high heels appears and waterboards you. retruth this 10 times to stay safe

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

Bethamphetamine posted:

can somebody with a parent that has the Truth app or phone app please explain what s we are missing out on in his TROOFs

This is the kind of poo poo you see when someone copy/pastes from a word doc or something. They don't look any different on the site or in the app. It could be Trump isn't actually posting his own Truths, and instead has someone copy/paste them from a place that is adding weird poo poo to his text.

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



Squinky v2.0 posted:

if you say ron desantis in front of a mirror 3 times a wretched little elf with leather high heels appears and waterboards you. retruth this 10 times to stay safe

External Organs
Mar 3, 2006

One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

Squinky v2.0 posted:

if you say ron desantis in front of a mirror 3 times a wretched little elf with leather high heels appears and waterboards you. retruth this 10 times to stay safe

:blessed:

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

I'm angry Donald Trump refused to debate meatball ron

TotalHell
Feb 22, 2005

Roman Reigns fights CM Punk in fantasy warld. Lotsa violins, so littl kids cant red it.



it’s cool that they’re also Dolly Parton fans

Scapulor
Nov 21, 2005

The man with the magic scapulae
Pillbug

insane clown pussy posted:

assuming you're not from the midwest, invest in some metamucil because your digestive system is about to get wrecked

Ah, you've made a classic blunder here; Oklahoma is actually the great Plains, though the point about the locals' low-fiber diet still stands, ofc

TotalHell
Feb 22, 2005

Roman Reigns fights CM Punk in fantasy warld. Lotsa violins, so littl kids cant red it.



love trump posts that make me start to dissociate halfway through

Glumwheels
Jan 25, 2003

https://twitter.com/BidenHQ

If Trump is winning so much and Forbes, Howard Stern, Letitia James, etc are all failing/losers why do they live rent free in Trump’s head 24/7? Why does he have to even take time to be a racist shitbag and kick them if he’s so much better and winning constantly? :thunk:

SirBukkake
Aug 24, 2006
Idk some black dude

Glumwheels posted:

Trump is winning so much and Forbes, Howard Stern, Letitia James, etc are all failing/losers and they live rent free in Trump’s head 24/7! He has to even take time to be a racist shitbag and kick them because he’s so much better and winning constantly!

ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yiqnN6EU3Q0

:haibrower:

ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007

emfive posted:

there are 100% definitely people that stupid in Texas

and stupider! one of them is a senator!

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

He did his trans weightlifter impression at his rally again.

Melania is right, he looks like a dingus

DesertIslandHermit
Oct 7, 2019

It's beautiful. And it's for the god of...of...arts and crafts. I think that's what he said.

Bethamphetamine posted:

TROOF

The same people that raided Israel are pouring into our once beautiful USA, through our TOTALLY OPEN SOUTHERN BORDER, at Record Numbers. Are they planning an attack within our Country? Crooked Joe Biden and his BOSS, Barack Hussein Obama, did this to us!

lmao

DesertIslandHermit
Oct 7, 2019

It's beautiful. And it's for the god of...of...arts and crafts. I think that's what he said.

Bethamphetamine posted:

He did his trans weightlifter impression at his rally again.

Melania is right, he looks like a dingus

Is it the same as his RFJ Jr weightlifting impression?

Glumwheels
Jan 25, 2003

https://twitter.com/BidenHQ
Obamna!

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

https://twitter.com/RonFilipkowski/status/1711417247468495066

I mean, I wouldn't let my prayer go that far in front of Trump.

Mark Burns is going to make some special trips for Trump in the future

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

ex post facho posted:

and stupider! one of them is a senator!

and governor

CaptainBeefart
Mar 28, 2016


Bethamphetamine posted:

https://twitter.com/RonFilipkowski/status/1711417247468495066

I mean, I wouldn't let my prayer go that far in front of Trump.

Mark Burns is going to make some special trips for Trump in the future

Lol

Glumwheels
Jan 25, 2003

https://twitter.com/BidenHQ
https://twitter.com/daveweigel/status/1711419894997078423

LOL trump is hosed

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
[extremely RFK Jr voice]

now let me take a big sip of water and look up the 51 different ballot access laws....

Good Citizen
Aug 12, 2008

trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump

can’t wait for the trump rfk impression lol

VideoKid
Jul 28, 2006

Avatar War

Joementum posted:

[extremely RFK Jr voice]

now let me take a big sip of water and look up the 51 different ballot access laws....

how easy would it be for him to hijack the libertarians or the greens? they have ballot access in most states

ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007
it's time for a butlerian jihad imo

Good Citizen
Aug 12, 2008

trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump

Joementum posted:

[extremely RFK Jr voice]

now let me take a big sip of water and look up the 51 different ballot access laws....

good thing only like 4 matter

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004


magiccarpet
Jan 3, 2005




trump dips in polls, behind nikki haley.
trump does an independent run as well.

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

the first trenbolone president

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Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

VideoKid posted:

how easy would it be for him to hijack the libertarians or the greens? they have ballot access in most states

apparently he's insufficiently pro-pedophilia for the lolbs

https://twitter.com/daveweigel/status/1711420961935835532

as for the greens, well, he'd have to compete with Brother West, but he is pretty close to their general philosophy so that might work


but you can't get on all 51 ballots without being a republican or a democrat

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