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Just to recap, op sleeps in their car at work to save 1 day/month worth of pay and 2 days/ month of commute time. They may or may not have a house/ apartment they pay for, and may or may not have a family. Op works for a vaporware IOT mattress company that is basically making a product that is a sleep number bed but on the cloud.
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Samuel L. Hacksaw posted:Just to recap, op sleeps in their car at work to save 1 day/month worth of pay and 2 days/ month of commute time. Ya it kicks rear end
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Oct 9, 2023 22:49
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Samuel L. Hacksaw posted:Just to recap, op sleeps in their car at work to save 1 day/month worth of pay and 2 days/ month of commute time. The commute time is 40 hours a month that he’s not spending in his car….oh wait a minute, no he’s still spending 40 hours in his car but he’s sleeping instead of driving.
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Oct 9, 2023 22:52
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He's spending.... 160 hours + off time on his car a month To save 40 hours Man op why aren't you on the C suite of this mattress company you have some really good ideas
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Oct 9, 2023 23:19
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WAR CRIME GIGOLO posted:He's spending.... Start-ups in co-working spaces don't have a C-suite. There's just Kevin that reverse mortgaged his house to start the company and just wants to sell it off ASAP.
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Oct 9, 2023 23:21
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OP gonna get canned for illegally camping on company property.
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Oct 9, 2023 23:25
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WARNING to anyone considering one of these so-called smart sleep devices, it's only a matter of time before you wake up with BEEFBRAIN do not allow your loved ones, especially kids, to use these devices
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Oct 9, 2023 23:27
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OP I have a hot tip on a bedding manufacturing plant in Minnesota that could really use some work, like pennies on the dollar, if you want to try to do some Made in USA stuff rather than outsourcing everything
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Oct 9, 2023 23:30
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I saw Vim Fuego on Shark Tank last night, hocking his new product, the Trunk Bunk. It's a thin roll of fabric you can use to sleep in your car! And it's stain-resistant to a very particular type of liquid (not pee). For the modern techbro on the Unfortunately, he let out a big, nasty belch in the middle of his pitch and it wafted over to the sharks. Mark Cuban said he could taste it and that it smelled like broccoli and soy sauce (Fuego got Asian take-out?) Anyhoo, Cuban was like WTF that's nasty and immediately went out. Kevin O'Leary made some lowball royalty offer but Fuego started yelling about how he was a pioneer of efficiency or some poo poo and walked away empty-handed. The camera followed and saw Vim Fuego take a big poo poo on the curb outside (i.e., his bathroom)
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Oct 9, 2023 23:38
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The post above is 100% true.
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Oct 9, 2023 23:38
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For those in the UK, I'll translate. He went on Dragon's Den and his product was the Boot Bed with a special protection for when yourself give the ol' Queen of England. He farted out a beans, scallions, and rhubarb cloud. All the landed gentry gasped and Vim Fuego pitched a willity gillity and then churned out a scouser on the tarmac.
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Oct 9, 2023 23:43
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hosed up and true
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Oct 9, 2023 23:44
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Ban me if the above stories aren't true.
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Oct 9, 2023 23:45
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Shant invest
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Oct 9, 2023 23:57
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OP where on the Little Number Calculus (LNC) do you think copping one of your mattresses would fall, if I were thinking to?
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Oct 10, 2023 00:01
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WAR CRIME GIGOLO posted:Shant invest shan't speculate (on this business venture)
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Oct 10, 2023 00:06
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SatansOnion posted:shan't speculate (on this business venture) nor shall I
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Oct 10, 2023 00:38
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Wait a minute. We haven't asked OP if he's using the mattress that is company sells inside of car
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Oct 10, 2023 00:42
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WAR CRIME GIGOLO posted:Wait a minute. We haven't asked OP if he's using the mattress that is company sells inside of car Probably doesn’t get internet service in a parking garage, so it’d be flat - what’s the point? v  v
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Oct 10, 2023 00:47
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WRX stands for wife railing her exes
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Oct 10, 2023 00:52
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eightysixed posted:Probably doesn’t get internet service in a parking garage, so it’d be flat - what’s the point? v poo poo, you're right. So this is not going to appeal to the live in the car crowd You think that would be the target audience because they have to sleep in the most uncomfortable positions. Maybe op could be head of research or something like that
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Oct 10, 2023 00:57
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I dunno if it's a thing in the US but here work travel expenses are a tax deductible thing. OP worried about $500 in fuel but keep the receipts for records and you can just nuke that from your taxes, bingo bongo done.
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Oct 10, 2023 01:10
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Bad Purchase posted:WARNING to anyone considering one of these so-called smart sleep devices, it's only a matter of time before you wake up with BEEFBRAIN Get BEEFY bicth
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Oct 10, 2023 01:12
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WAR CRIME GIGOLO posted:poo poo, you're right. So this is not going to appeal to the live in the car crowd I can’t wait until Elon Musk gets wind of this. “No internet connection?” “Sorry, your Tesla tires are now flat until you restore connectivity” 
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Oct 10, 2023 01:17
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Bad Purchase posted:WARNING to anyone considering one of these so-called smart sleep devices, it's only a matter of time before you wake up with BEEFBRAIN Can’t come in boss, picked up some nasty beefbrain from the county fair.
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Oct 10, 2023 01:26
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WAR CRIME GIGOLO posted:Wait a minute. We haven't asked OP if he's using the mattress that is company sells inside of car Dogfooding the company product while you sleep in your car, and probably eat dog food in it
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Oct 10, 2023 01:49
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What if op is monitoring his wife's sleep while he's in the car Or maybe they could synchronize the settings on the two mattresses. Do the mattresses have co-op? Can you both have the same settings and adapt to each one's individual figures???
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Oct 10, 2023 01:52
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I could maybe see doing this as a single twenty-something who still has faith in the world but past 30 with a family lol gently caress no.
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Oct 10, 2023 01:55
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Op replies a lot less often than trolls usually do. Never gonna make it to Puppetmaster Defense at this rate! 
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Oct 10, 2023 02:09
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At BEST its the image of the guy " ha ha I was only pretending to be r-------"
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Oct 10, 2023 02:10
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There is literally no reason you couldn't run the model (or an "almost as good" model) locally. You can get MCUs that can run CNNs more than large enough for your application for ~$15-20 USD a unit, you'd be able to easily keep the power draw under 10w which would be minimal compared to the pumps etc. This is of course assuming that using AI is actually beneficial. As an alternative you could also use AI to derive a more traditional algorithm that would fit on a ~$0.20 MCU that will run on nanowatts of power. That way you can still use AI in your marketing without actually having to deal with the expense of running AI either in the cloud or on an edge device. For data collection you could still have your mattress refuse to inflate unless its app connected during initial setup, and then again if it hasn't fed back data for X days. I am available to consult lol. yoloer420 fucked around with this message at 02:48 on Oct 10, 2023 |
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Oct 10, 2023 02:39
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office culture is loving trash and and corporate boomer execs who want everyone back in the office 40 hours a week should be literally guillotined post haste
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Oct 10, 2023 03:00
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I'd like to know how far the smart mattress has been trained on non human objects on the bed. Does it know how to raise ridges around a body pillow so it doesn't slide around? Can it detect human shaped objects and add simulated shuffling movements to it? What about those pillows shaped like a human arm? Is there a VR mode that detects when you have your VR headset on and the largest open area in your living situation is the bed and like sets the edges to your movement area? Like say in the back of a car?
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Oct 10, 2023 03:03
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Eclipse12 posted:For those in the UK, I'll translate. He went on Dragon's Den and his product was the Boot Bed with a special protection for when yourself give the ol' Queen of England. He farted out a beans, scallions, and rhubarb cloud. All the landed gentry gasped and Vim Fuego pitched a willity gillity and then churned out a scouser on the tarmac. 
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Oct 10, 2023 03:12
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covidstomper58 posted:I'd like to know how far the smart mattress has been trained on non human objects on the bed. No all of that is too much money. Mother wouldn't allow the company to go in that direction
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Oct 10, 2023 03:12
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We don’t even know the resolution on this mattress, is it 8K or will it launch with a paltry 4K just to get poo poo out the door?
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Oct 10, 2023 03:14
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I know you're just laying there in the trunk of your car, reply to your thread OP
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Oct 10, 2023 07:18
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Charles Bukowski posted:I know you're just laying there in the trunk of your car, reply to your thread OP +1
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Oct 10, 2023 07:41
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Charles Bukowski posted:I know you're just laying there in the trunk of your car, reply to your thread OP 
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should tell the company to setup a product testing room at the office and volunteer to sleep on the smart mattress every night, management will think you're making a big sacrifice to help the company
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