Elon Musk: He only experiences Dunning-Krugerrand

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Should I step down as head of twitter This poll is closed.
Yes	420	4.43%
No	69	0.73%
Goku	9001	94.85%
Total:	9490 votes

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16-bit Butt-Head: Dec 25, 2014

Castor Poe posted:

thats a good question

# ? Oct 10, 2023 03:37

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# ? May 30, 2024 13:26

snoremac: Jul 27, 2012; I LOVE SEEING DEAD BABIES ON 𝕏, THE EVERYTHING APP. IT'S WORTH IT FOR THE FOLLOWING TAB.

Seth Pecksniff posted:

God those last two posts in succession are just so perfectly timed

I still like the following tab.

# ? Oct 10, 2023 03:38

16-bit Butt-Head: Dec 25, 2014

do not body shame ian miles cheong

# ? Oct 10, 2023 03:40

egg_dog: Nov 12, 2005; nͬ͒̂̓̂ͪoͨ́; Fun Shoe

Castor Poe posted:

He's worried there might be aunts

# ? Oct 10, 2023 03:42

smoobles: Sep 4, 2014

16-bit Butt-Head posted:

do not body shame ian miles cheong

why not

# ? Oct 10, 2023 03:45

WhyteRyce: Dec 30, 2001

It�s impossible to not look cool wearing a pink lacoste polo

# ? Oct 10, 2023 03:57

16-bit Butt-Head: Dec 25, 2014

snoremac posted:

I still like the following tab.

lol nice red text

# ? Oct 10, 2023 03:58

I Greyhound: Apr 22, 2008; MusicKrew Dawn Patrol

X: Your one stop shop for gore and Boer

# ? Oct 10, 2023 04:00

Neddy Seagoon: Oct 12, 2012; "Hi Everybody!"

I Greyhound posted:

X: Your one stop shop for gore and Boer

The Goring Company.

# ? Oct 10, 2023 04:03

Bad Purchase: Jun 17, 2019

16-bit Butt-Head posted:

lol nice red text

lol

# ? Oct 10, 2023 04:12

snoremac: Jul 27, 2012; I LOVE SEEING DEAD BABIES ON 𝕏, THE EVERYTHING APP. IT'S WORTH IT FOR THE FOLLOWING TAB.

16-bit Butt-Head posted:

lol nice red text

lol fair enough

# ? Oct 10, 2023 04:19

Buce: Dec 23, 2005

WAR CRIME GIGOLO posted:

I think it's also hilarious that he seems to not know that Europeans were eating mummies in the Victorian era as party favors.

And had slaves continents.

And stole continents worth of land.

And were absolutely wiped out drunk at all times for a majority of their lives.

But that's all fine because they were.

some of these are totally fine and cool

# ? Oct 10, 2023 04:19

Buce: Dec 23, 2005

smoobles posted:

why not

# ? Oct 10, 2023 04:21

16-bit Butt-Head: Dec 25, 2014

if you dont want to eat this 1000 year old human corpse marinated in honey then you're a cuck and and a soyboy

# ? Oct 10, 2023 04:25

Ghostlight: Sep 25, 2009; maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me

nah they ran out of those real quick - most of them were just eating corpses that had been exhumed and dragged out into the sun to dry to fulfil the british market demand for dead people to eat

# ? Oct 10, 2023 04:35

Data Graham: Dec 28, 2009; 📈📊🍪😋

Teriyaki style

# ? Oct 10, 2023 04:46

coconono: Aug 11, 2004; KISS ME KRIS

Castor Poe posted:

I�m 45 years old and have never left the college dorm system

# ? Oct 10, 2023 04:55

maybeadracula: Sep 9, 2022; by sebmojo

Low cost cosplay guy has finally gone too far

# ? Oct 10, 2023 04:56

Ghostlight: Sep 25, 2009; maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me

is that, you know, the imc bed

# ? Oct 10, 2023 05:06

WAR CRIME GIGOLO: Oct 3, 2012; The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

Ghostlight posted:

nah they ran out of those real quick - most of them were just eating corpses that had been exhumed and dragged out into the sun to dry to fulfil the british market demand for dead people to eat

not so Concerning.

# ? Oct 10, 2023 06:36

toggle: Nov 7, 2005

Castor Poe posted:

imagine the smell

# ? Oct 10, 2023 06:57

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

I just had to click through to xwitter because I wanted to enlarge an image that had been posted here as an embed, and while I was there I saw "Venom" was trending. "Oh," I thought, "did they announce Venom 3? Something about the new Spider-Man game? What's up" so I clicked on that.

A third of the posts were bot spam about some new cryptocurrency, a third were bot spam that had picked "venom" up as a trending topic and was appending it to any post in a word salad with all the other trending topics, a third were random people talking about nothing cohesive -- one dude liked some Venom costume, one dude had an incomprehensible piece of art that did not seem to be about the comic book character but also didn't seem to be about, umm, anything, one dude had cut together his own commercial for Spider-Man 2 because reasons I guess.

I still have no loving idea why "Venom" was trending. Site's loving unusable now, it's really remarkable.

# ? Oct 10, 2023 07:07

ben shapino: Nov 22, 2020

CapnAndy posted:

I just had to click through to xwitter because I wanted to enlarge an image that had been posted here as an embed, and while I was there I saw "Venom" was trending. "Oh," I thought, "did they announce Venom 3? Something about the new Spider-Man game? What's up" so I clicked on that.

A third of the posts were bot spam about some new cryptocurrency, a third were bot spam that had picked "venom" up as a trending topic and was appending it to any post in a word salad with all the other trending topics, a third were random people talking about nothing cohesive -- one dude liked some Venom costume, one dude had an incomprehensible piece of art that did not seem to be about the comic book character but also didn't seem to be about, umm, anything, one dude had cut together his own commercial for Spider-Man 2 because reasons I guess.

I still have no loving idea why "Venom" was trending. Site's loving unusable now, it's really remarkable.

wow that sounds terrible

# ? Oct 10, 2023 07:14

thin blue whine: Feb 21, 2004; PLEASE SEE POLICY; Soiled Meat

kazil posted:

i can't even do a sarcastic shitpost about this because he is such a gross dickhead

# ? Oct 10, 2023 07:52

ben shapino: Nov 22, 2020

thin blue whine posted:

i can't even do a sarcastic shitpost about this because he is such a gross dickhead

I believe in you

# ? Oct 10, 2023 07:55

thin blue whine: Feb 21, 2004; PLEASE SEE POLICY; Soiled Meat

ben shapino posted:

I believe in you

well that makes one of us

# ? Oct 10, 2023 07:58

ben shapino: Nov 22, 2020

One of us ftw.

# ? Oct 10, 2023 07:59

Hippocrass: Aug 18, 2015; That third panel of the first comic just makes it. It's still funny if you remove it, but that panel included just makes it top tier.

CapnAndy posted:

I just had to click through to xwitter because I wanted to enlarge an image that had been posted here as an embed, and while I was there I saw "Venom" was trending. "Oh," I thought, "did they announce Venom 3? Something about the new Spider-Man game? What's up" so I clicked on that.

A third of the posts were bot spam about some new cryptocurrency, a third were bot spam that had picked "venom" up as a trending topic and was appending it to any post in a word salad with all the other trending topics, a third were random people talking about nothing cohesive -- one dude liked some Venom costume, one dude had an incomprehensible piece of art that did not seem to be about the comic book character but also didn't seem to be about, umm, anything, one dude had cut together his own commercial for Spider-Man 2 because reasons I guess.

I still have no loving idea why "Venom" was trending. Site's loving unusable now, it's really remarkable.

WOW!!

# ? Oct 10, 2023 09:03

Mistle: Oct 11, 2005; Eckot's comic relief cousin from out of town; Grimey Drawer

BigglesSWE posted:

He�s begging them quietly to stop the overt anti-semitism but without putting it into words, since he secretly loves it (but adverts need to be harvested).

The problem with using euphemisms to talk about other euphemisms is eventually you get someone incredibly dumb to play this Telephone Game and the meaning is lost down the line, so you have to go back to overt poo poo to fix the complete derail of bigotry.

# ? Oct 10, 2023 10:02

Songbearer: Jul 12, 2007; Fuck you say?

X-cited to see how many of Elon's posts he restricts to verified only

# ? Oct 10, 2023 11:14

Cthulu Carl: Apr 16, 2006

16-bit Butt-Head posted:

if you dont want to eat this 1000 year old human corpse marinated in honey then you're a cuck and and a soyboy

Why would they eat mummies when they could have been snorting them?

# ? Oct 10, 2023 12:05

Scratch Monkey: Oct 25, 2010; 👰Proč bychom se netě�ili🥰kdy� n�m P�n Bůh🙌🏻zdrav� d�💪?

toggle posted:

imagine the smell

I refuse

# ? Oct 10, 2023 12:47

Potato Salad: Oct 23, 2014; nobody cares

Songbearer posted:

X-cited to see how many of Elon's posts he restricts to verified only

iirc replies were already sorted by verified status

which, hilariously, means that he was scrolling really really far when he stumbled over the most recent meme that hurt his feelings and made him want to genocide another population out of childish anger

# ? Oct 10, 2023 13:14