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DACK FAYDEN posted:wired took this down apparently, was it crossposted anywhere? The relevant material in question provided: 
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Oct 7, 2023 15:28
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DACK FAYDEN posted:wired took this down apparently, was it crossposted anywhere? wtf 👁️
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Oct 7, 2023 15:29
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love the passive voice there, lol
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Oct 7, 2023 15:32
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Google claims the reporter misunderstood what she saw https://twitter.com/searchliaison/status/1709726778170786297 (No one should believe them)
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Oct 7, 2023 16:07
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PostNouveau posted:Google claims the reporter misunderstood what she saw https://twitter.com/AndrewGillum/status/1055265872930095104
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Oct 7, 2023 16:12
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"organic (ie not sponsored)" sounds like something the money aliens from star trek would say
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Oct 7, 2023 17:07
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PostNouveau posted:Google claims the reporter misunderstood what she saw Google SearchLiaison
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Oct 7, 2023 17:17
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ekuNNN posted:
loving hell i'm really glad that i've continued to go "no loving way" to all these companies, though since my brother didn't i'm pretty hosed anyway
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Oct 7, 2023 17:19
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ekuNNN posted:
god drat
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Oct 7, 2023 17:34
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PostNouveau posted:Google claims the reporter misunderstood what she saw I look forward to the advertisers’ lawyers getting to the bottom of this via discovery.
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Oct 7, 2023 19:39
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Platystemon posted:I look forward to the advertisers’ lawyers getting to the bottom of this via discovery. Google would somehow hide it all from the public. They're doing it right now in this anti-trust suit. The reason the reporter only got a quick look at the slide she was talking about was because Google convinced the court to unprecedentedly break long-standing tradition and not make documents from the trial public.
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Oct 7, 2023 19:46
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I only eat organic, non-gmo, gluten free, search results. 
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Oct 7, 2023 22:24
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That's the problem, you get those even if you specifically searched for gluten
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Oct 8, 2023 01:03
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https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_s28rvdk0f91z7ukda.mp4
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Oct 9, 2023 19:49
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Would it be illegal to get some jewish DNA and then send it to 23 and me just to poison their dataset. Edit: would anyone like to give me some jewish dna. Unrelated to above sentence. LuxuryLarva has issued a correction as of 20:24 on Oct 9, 2023 |
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Oct 9, 2023 20:15
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^^ what?
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Oct 9, 2023 20:23
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did you substitute???
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Oct 9, 2023 20:27
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withak posted:did you substitute??? well if the algorithm says it's a good substitute, who am I to argue? I'm just a customer, the algorithm works there  I mean, they ARE both unscented.
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Oct 9, 2023 20:31
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LuxuryLarva posted:Would it be illegal to get some jewish DNA and then send it to 23 and me just to poison their dataset.
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Oct 9, 2023 21:53
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ekuNNN posted:well if the algorithm says it's a good substitute, who am I to argue? I'm just a customer, the algorithm works there i feel like mushrooms are sort of scented
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Oct 10, 2023 15:56
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I mean pigs can smell them ...unless they're finding them some other ways? I'm going with psychic connection to mushroom kind.
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Oct 10, 2023 16:07
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LuxuryLarva posted:Would it be illegal to get some jewish DNA and then send it to 23 and me just to poison their dataset. Is this a proposition? ekuNNN posted:^^ what?
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Oct 10, 2023 16:12
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HootTheOwl posted:how does it poison the dataset? It tells you the values not the other way around use crispr on yourself and change a part of your genome to CGAATTACACDROPTABLES
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Oct 10, 2023 17:05
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Sheng-Ji Yang posted:Wow this is so beautiful
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Oct 10, 2023 17:09
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eSports Chaebol posted:use crispr on yourself and change a part of your genome to CGAATTACACDROPTABLES Having worked very specifically on the problem of storing genomic data, I can tell you they don't usually use a database. That said, there are known attacks on some of the aligner programs used if you could generate specific sequences about 1000 base pairs long.
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Oct 10, 2023 17:09
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ikanreed posted:Having worked very specifically on the problem of storing genomic data, I can tell you they don't usually use a database. okay workshopping my joke, "Ah yes, little Stop Codon we call him"
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Oct 10, 2023 17:52
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eSports Chaebol posted:okay workshopping my joke, "Ah yes, little Stop Codon we call him" keep at it 
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Oct 10, 2023 17:53
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anyone got the .txt file of john mccain's brain tumor's genetic bases?
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Oct 10, 2023 18:13
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Nichael posted:Is this a proposition? *swabs post*
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Oct 10, 2023 18:53
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Nichael posted:anyone got the .txt file of john mccain's brain tumor's genetic bases? HERO
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Oct 11, 2023 02:40
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Nichael posted:anyone got the .txt file of john mccain's brain tumor's genetic bases? BOMBBOMBBOMBIRANOOPSICRASHEDLMAO
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Oct 11, 2023 03:40
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Now that is loving cyberpunk as hell
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Oct 12, 2023 17:06
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ekuNNN posted:https://twitter.com/amfaleh_/status/1712473498495619329?s=20 Bioshock Big Daddy squad deployed to extract the Adam from all the corpses.
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Oct 12, 2023 17:15
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Pictured: post-battle semen extraction
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Oct 12, 2023 17:35
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The Palestinians used an ice cube tray
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Oct 12, 2023 17:35
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I would simply leave a sandwich baggy of nut in my pocket, thereby eliminating the need for a costly post mortem extraction.
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Oct 12, 2023 18:12
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I assume IDF soldiers are constantly jizzing as they murder children.
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Oct 12, 2023 18:35
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ekuNNN posted:https://twitter.com/amfaleh_/status/1712473498495619329?s=20 Sorry, is there a precedented scale for this?
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