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really queer Christmas
Apr 22, 2014

How long until we get stories of hamas giving all their troops viagra

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shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


mrs hezbollah and principal hamas and were in israel beheading babies and i saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle

Buddykins posted:

those babies were no angels

they are now

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle
have they gotten to the incubators yet

Godlessdonut
Sep 13, 2005

Mr SuperAwesome posted:

wasn't there some actual documented war crimes like the mass shooting as retribution for malmedy? and presumable more that got memoryholed or whatever

Even before Malmedy both the Allies and Germans were killing prisoners, mostly for expediency.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_SM-xjuCCs&t=450s

Gumball Gumption
Jan 7, 2012

Brought my baby with me to commit a genocide, not sure why everyone is mad at me

Crazypoops
Jul 17, 2017



looks like a caravan of babies was taken out

Studio
Jan 15, 2008



The source of the baby head story:

Dr. VooDoo
May 4, 2006


Reports from IDF indicate HAMAS has gone into space to kill the star child baby from the end of 2001: a space odyssey

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle
i'm getting word that civilians in gaza traveled to libya to secure yellow cake

Atrocious Joe
Sep 2, 2011

Actual IDF spokesperson on CNN is immediately walking back the beheading story

Has CNN had a Hamas spokesperson on yet?

Dr. VooDoo posted:

CNN, MSNBC, and Fox all started running the story at the same exact time. Completely natural and real journalism

The CNN correspondent talked about the kibbutz as idyllic rural living, and not a weapon of colonization

Urban/town fighting is horrific and the results are gonna traumatize whoever you bring into the immediate aftermath

If the press team gives emotionally charged quotes and embellishments then the journalists will just run with it. Civilians/unarmed settlers who were caught in the crossfire or killed by undisciplined soldiers are then reported to be victims of a targeted campaign of extermination.

Best Friends
Nov 4, 2011

unfortunately as a media literate individual I have no choice but to believe all this completely insane atrocity news. To do otherwise would be a disinformation and (looks at map) antisemetism

F_Shit_Fitzgerald
Feb 2, 2017



Those were Borg babies Hamas killed to save themselves from assimilation.

Canned Sunshine
Nov 20, 2005

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Al-Saqr posted:

america is now moving the Gerald ford closer to Israel

https://twitter.com/ajarabic/status/1711789781691121687?s=46&t=kY7HKwmb1RBg9U186lxtbg

wow america really wants a big war before losing to china huh

If it gets close enough then it might become a little Col(e)d

HallelujahLee
May 3, 2009

hearing reports that a hamas soldier was reporting yelling out im gay as they attacked the settlement

F Stop Fitzgerald
Dec 12, 2010

Best Friends posted:

unfortunately as a media literate individual I have no choice but to believe all this completely insane atrocity news. To do otherwise would be a disinformation and (looks at map) antisemetism

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

receiving word that hamas travelled back in time with their paraglider time machine and killed baby jesus and mary and joseph and beheaded them

Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor


baby on his knees screaming in slow motion as adagio for strings plays

Canned Sunshine
Nov 20, 2005

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News flash: Hamas has unleashed the machines from the Matrix to use the babies as human batteries! More to come!

speng31b
May 8, 2010

Buddykins posted:

receiving word that hamas travelled back in time with their paraglider time machine and killed baby jesus and mary and joseph and beheaded them

traveling back and forth in time to collect all 40 baby jesus heads and creating a paradox in the process

Crazypoops
Jul 17, 2017



just now, looks like jesus returned and hamas has killed and beheaded him

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007
like just logistically, how many guys are you gonna get to chop a baby's head off? And then how many can you get to do it more than once? I'm betting that even if you were willing to pay people a lot of money, you couldn't find one willing to chop off a baby's head, let alone enough of them to lop 40 heads off.

Canned Sunshine
Nov 20, 2005

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Crazypoops posted:

just now, looks like jesus returned and hamas has killed and beheaded him

That’s how you take out zombies though! Hamas saving the world

Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor


a baby sniped my co-pilot as I was pulling him out of our downed huey. I can't even look at a photograph of a maternity ward anymore without blacking out

Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

Crazypoops posted:

just now, looks like jesus returned and hamas has killed and beheaded him

inshallah

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

this is loving hilarious because this represents boeing going to the us and saying "hey we can move those smart bombs up on our timetable a bit, that'll be one billion dollars"

F Stop Fitzgerald
Dec 12, 2010

Pepe Silvia Browne posted:

like just logistically, how many guys are you gonna get to chop a baby's head off? And then how many can you get to do it more than once? I'm betting that even if you were willing to pay people a lot of money, you couldn't find one willing to chop off a baby's head, let alone enough of them to lop 40 heads off.

no one wants to work anymore

Crazypoops
Jul 17, 2017



Pepe Silvia Browne posted:

like just logistically, how many guys are you gonna get to chop a baby's head off? And then how many can you get to do it more than once? I'm betting that even if you were willing to pay people a lot of money, you couldn't find one willing to chop off a baby's head, let alone enough of them to lop 40 heads off.

were going to need anakin

HallelujahLee
May 3, 2009

Atrocious Joe posted:

Actual IDF spokesperson on CNN is immediately walking back the beheading story

do you have a live stream of this maybe someone can go show it to the psychos over in psycho land

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

Sam, baby killman here

RadiRoot
Feb 3, 2007
the idf now confirms that the babies are all american citizens.

Atrocious Joe
Sep 2, 2011

Gumball Gumption posted:

Brought my baby with me to commit a genocide, not sure why everyone is mad at me

The US has literal centuries of tradition of bringing babies along to commit genocide and then being propagandizing the kids killed when the victims fight back

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=30N-weocZT4

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

spacemang_spliff posted:

i'm getting word that civilians in gaza traveled to libya to secure yellow cake

don't drop that poo poo!

pray to God you don't drop that poo poo

Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor


Crazypoops posted:

just now, looks like jesus returned and hamas has killed and beheaded him

welp guess the evangelicals don't have any skin in the game anymore, at least

OctaMurk
Jun 21, 2013

really queer Christmas posted:

How long until we get stories of hamas giving all their troops viagra

heard they broguht mobile crematoriums too

Sojenus
Dec 28, 2008

Pepe Silvia Browne posted:

like just logistically, how many guys are you gonna get to chop a baby's head off? And then how many can you get to do it more than once? I'm betting that even if you were willing to pay people a lot of money, you couldn't find one willing to chop off a baby's head, let alone enough of them to lop 40 heads off.

no more artisanal baby beheadings I'm afraid, it's all automated now. the consequences of industrialization.

Best Friends
Nov 4, 2011

HallelujahLee posted:

hearing reports that a hamas soldier was reporting yelling out im gay as they attacked the settlement

(tearfully, preparing to be canceled but standing up for my authentic values) “while israel is justified in a full force extermination of the vermin…representation ftw”

Stringent
Dec 22, 2004


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Pepe Silvia Browne posted:

like just logistically, how many guys are you gonna get to chop a baby's head off? And then how many can you get to do it more than once? I'm betting that even if you were willing to pay people a lot of money, you couldn't find one willing to chop off a baby's head, let alone enough of them to lop 40 heads off.

it's obviously bullshit, i don't believe the rape stuff either. best evidence is how quickly both narratives got picked up by the most disingenuous pieces of poo poo around.

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


Al-Saqr posted:

Saudi Arabia lost a war to a bunch of Yemeni Hillbillies, they are less than useless.

Just following the US track record vs various hillbillies

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PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer

Crazypoops posted:

were going to need anakin

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