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how long does trump go to jail for?
life
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elected president from a jail cell
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CaptainBeefart
Mar 28, 2016


Good Soldier Svejk posted:

"Iran? L-look, Jack, I can barely walk"

Lol

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limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.

you forgot about poland

Greg Legg
Oct 6, 2004

Good Soldier Svejk posted:

"Iran? L-look, Jack, I can barely walk"

Good Citizen
Aug 12, 2008

trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump
my dog, watching me eat a dozen cherry tomatoes off the vine (she doesn’t even like them): mmm hungwy

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
https://twitter.com/FiorellaIsabelM/status/1711795219916636662

Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006


lmao using human shields, classic idf..

Good Citizen
Aug 12, 2008

trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump

doesnt seem very plur to me but ok

AxGrap
Jan 11, 2005

☝☯ Ŧ𝓤𝒸Ҝ 𝓨𝕠𝔲! 🐼👽
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=21OXQ4m1-Bo

crime fighting hog
Jun 29, 2006

I only pray, Heaven knows when to lift you out
Syria is launching at the golan heights now

this is fine

emfive
Aug 6, 2011

Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.

Bethamphetamine posted:

The correct and most respectful way to leave is to slowly walk backwards facing the cameras whispering 'iran, iran, iran...'

a version of "facing god and walking backwards into hell"

ArfJason
Sep 5, 2011
Plinkeh.

emfive
Aug 6, 2011

Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.

Good Citizen posted:

doesnt seem very plur to me but ok

I don't know, there's plur and there's "close to" plur and then also "maybe" plur

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

Good Soldier Svejk posted:

"Iran? L-look, Jack, I can barely walk"

Lladre
Jun 28, 2011


Soiled Meat

emfive posted:

California farmers, little guys who are billionaires and huge Republican donors

that's why pistachios aren't died red any more, they don't do that with the Cali ones.

They don't dye them red because it was found the red dye gave you cancer.

They would happily have kept poisoning people if they hadn't gotten caught.

Good Citizen
Aug 12, 2008

trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump

crime fighting hog posted:

Syria is launching at the golan heights now

this is fine

Syria has the chance to do something extremely funny

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trump_Heights

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
Trfumps Heights, now in Syria.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Good Citizen posted:

Syria has the chance to do something extremely funny

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trump_Heights

[extremely Trump as a member of The Postal Service voice]

Such great heights (the greatest)
"Come down now", they'll say
But we won't come down, will we folks?
We won't come down. We'll stay.

emfive
Aug 6, 2011

Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.

Lladre posted:

They don't dye them red because it was found the red dye gave you cancer.

They would happily have kept poisoning people if they hadn't gotten caught.

huh

there's a good Anne Reardon ("how to cook that") video about food color, the deal is that the old "red dye #2" thing was not actually very conclusive.

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

emfive posted:

huh

there's a good Anne Reardon ("how to cook that") video about food color, the deal is that the old "red dye #2" thing was not actually very conclusive.

emfive I have to tell you that my kid went through an Anne Reardon phase so I've probably indirectly watched more Anne Reardon youtube vids than anyone else in this thread. I thought you would like that.
:smug:

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004


Its probably this

RBC
Nov 23, 2007

IM STILL SPENDING MONEY FROM 1888
The bastards blew up The Trump Settlement For Kids Who Cant Negotiate Good And Want To Do Other Stuff Too

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
https://twitter.com/DalChiAtx/status/1711805099205337132

Good Citizen
Aug 12, 2008

trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump

emfive posted:

huh

there's a good Anne Reardon ("how to cook that") video about food color, the deal is that the old "red dye #2" thing was not actually very conclusive.

I love how her husband will just eat any nasty poo poo he’s handed

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

Good Citizen posted:

I love how her husband will just eat any nasty poo poo he’s handed

and he loves his wife so much that that the farthest he's ever willing to go with criticism is "ooooh - that's not very nice, is it"

Anne owns

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012


Can anyone confirm? petit chou?

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT

kaleedity posted:

obviously there's been a long term expansion of fascism in the west but man the biden speech, as stupid as it is — we've really gone down that rabbit hole pretty far huh

What happen?

Good Citizen
Aug 12, 2008

trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump

Good Soldier Svejk posted:

and he loves his wife so much that that the farthest he's ever willing to go with criticism is "ooooh - that's not very nice, is it"

Anne owns

I could probably watch a playlist off Ann, Maangchi, and chef John videos infinitely and never want to turn it off

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001


this is looking really weird and weirder because everyone knew the cops and tanks were there. regularly deployed security for large festivals in that region (?)

the girl in the video is saying that today. this is all very loving weird.

Scapulor
Nov 21, 2005

The man with the magic scapulae
Pillbug

piss guzzler 420 posted:

death to israel

i beat myself up for not feeling worse about the innocents who were just born and grew up there and dont directly contribute to the opression of palestinians (shout out to the president of the taylor swift fan club), but then i think that the fact that the israeli government is still nominally elected by popular vote (no Arabs!) makes it difficult to sympathize.

then i realize that i have no idea whether that's true about popular vote in israel, or by what margins bibi won, or if he, like trupm, skated to victory entirely on the back of a vocal, psychopathic minority and a system as hosed up as the electoral college.

maybe someday i'll google it

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

OFFICIAL #1 GNOME FAN

piss guzzler 420 posted:

lol we’re all gonna die

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

Good Citizen
Aug 12, 2008

trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump

mdemone posted:

this is looking really weird and weirder because everyone knew the cops and tanks were there. regularly deployed security for large festivals in that region (?)

the girl in the video is saying that today. this is all very loving weird.

really not sure what’s supposed to be weird or surprising about the fascist apartheid state doing this and their lovely citizens thinking it’s normal enough not to comment on

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

mdemone posted:

this is looking really weird and weirder because everyone knew the cops and tanks were there. regularly deployed security for large festivals in that region (?)

the girl in the video is saying that today. this is all very loving weird.

What about it is weird?

Scapulor
Nov 21, 2005

The man with the magic scapulae
Pillbug

https://x.com/Huck1995/status/1711834849047105577?s=20

TotalHell
Feb 22, 2005

Roman Reigns fights CM Punk in fantasy warld. Lotsa violins, so littl kids cant red it.



*shots of dead civilians in Gaza*

“Hmm, hear me out…”

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar
gently caress israel

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar
gently caress america too

Scapulor
Nov 21, 2005

The man with the magic scapulae
Pillbug

i'm sorry, did you say 104?

literally, unironically this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JPces4cBQqA

somebody's Aunt Tique :sad:

Scapulor has issued a correction as of 21:34 on Oct 10, 2023

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Scapulor
Nov 21, 2005

The man with the magic scapulae
Pillbug

Scapulor posted:

i beat myself up for not feeling worse about the innocents who were just born and grew up there and dont directly contribute to the opression of palestinians (shout out to the president of the taylor swift fan club), but then i think that the fact that the israeli government is still nominally elected by popular vote (no Arabs!) makes it difficult to sympathize.

then i realize that i have no idea whether that's true about popular vote in israel, or by what margins bibi won, or if he, like trupm, skated to victory entirely on the back of a vocal, psychopathic minority and a system as hosed up as the electoral college.

maybe someday i'll google it


Louisgod posted:

gently caress israel
:hmmyes:

Louisgod posted:

gently caress america too
:hai:

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