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Don’t ask how my train of thought got here but are there any examples of using the transporter for organ transplants or similar medical treatment?
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Oct 10, 2023 23:16
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Neelix' lungs beamed out by alien technology. One or more baby delivered with the transporter too I think.
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Oct 10, 2023 23:22
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Flipperwaldt posted:Neelix' lungs beamed out by alien technology. One or more baby delivered with the transporter too I think. Oh right, I forgot about the time Bashir confirmed he has a womb capable of housing a fetus
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Oct 11, 2023 00:05
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Big rear end On Fire posted:The holodeck is an HR nightmare all around. no it’s great because everyone gets all their weird urges dealt with in private in a big self cleaning cube room
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Oct 11, 2023 00:06
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Sedgr posted:Worf for the klingon kinkfest Pfft, worf is milqtoast.
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Oct 11, 2023 00:46
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I would like to remind everyone that there is no Ferengi word for crisp. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hKHRF5_pG8I
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Oct 11, 2023 00:59
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CainFortea posted:Pfft, worf is milqtoast. Klingons invent the pain-stik and then only do boring, vanilla things with it. They could learn a thing or two from a certain holographic Mistress, is what I'm saying.
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Oct 11, 2023 01:16
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Facebook Aunt posted:I would like to remind everyone that there is no Ferengi word for crisp. Ferengis like it hot, wet, and fresh.
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Oct 11, 2023 01:19
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Not sure this is funnier than what he's actually saying
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Oct 11, 2023 01:19
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Facebook Aunt posted:I would like to remind everyone that there is no Ferengi word for crisp. You know if that’s the natural weather on Risa and they have weather control there must be thousands if not hundreds of thousands of different resorts they rotate through across the surface. They’d have to let the natural weather take over in areas pretty regularly to maintain the habitat.
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Oct 11, 2023 01:27
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naem posted:no it’s great because everyone gets all their weird urges dealt with in private in a big self cleaning cube room The Lower Decks Ensigns wish the thing was self-cleaning.
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Oct 11, 2023 01:29
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Wii Spawn Camper posted:Oh right, I forgot about the time Bashir confirmed he has a womb capable of housing a fetus Pretty sure he was being sardonic about his options.
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Oct 11, 2023 01:37
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Kibayasu posted:You know if that’s the natural weather on Risa and they have weather control there must be thousands if not hundreds of thousands of different resorts they rotate through across the surface. They’d have to let the natural weather take over in areas pretty regularly to maintain the habitat. I mean it depends on how much they've been modifying the biome, and what else they're doing. Once your at a tech level where you can control the weather, there's plenty of other things they'd be able to do to keep some tropical habitat going around the planet, from genetic engineering the plant life to let them survive in the manufactured environment, to simple stuff like having plenty of concealed watering systems around the resorts. Also if they are just ensuring that it's only around the resorts where the weathers always made "perfect" than you just have each resort manage that, and it's not like resorts on earth today don't do a bunch of managing of the planet life in them. We've "solved" that problem. You need to remember resorts are intentionally artificial as hell.
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Oct 11, 2023 01:41
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maybealabia posted:Not sure this is funnier than what he's actually saying I think it's a play on 
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Night10194 posted:The Lower Decks Ensigns wish the thing was self-cleaning. ????? they're ships equipment, aren't they?
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Kibayasu posted:You know if that’s the natural weather on Risa and they have weather control there must be thousands if not hundreds of thousands of different resorts they rotate through across the surface. They’d have to let the natural weather take over in areas pretty regularly to maintain the habitat. Weather control could schedule rain for downtime. Maybe it rains every night from 2am to 5am, when most of the guests are asleep. Happy plants, happy guests. Having a sudden downpour in the day isn't what they signed up for. There could have been a backlash from things going offline suddenly. Like RL Climate Change may only change things a couple degrees overall, but that can mean drastic swings in the short term. The weather control going offline dumped them right into monsoon season.
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Oct 11, 2023 02:56
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Soul Dentist posted:I think it's a play on lmbo I forgot about that
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The General posted:I think I've used the forums file attachment feature like twice I've sent this to so many people today and it's pissed them all off equally. Thank you, goon sir.
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Oct 11, 2023 03:32
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Night10194 posted:The Lower Decks Ensigns wish the thing was self-cleaning. It is self-cleaning, it just isn't self-emptying.
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Oct 11, 2023 04:50
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O'Brien would 100% get mad at like Mario Party.
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:O'Brien would 100% get mad at like Mario Party. Mi-les, why did you lose all your Stars in Chance Time to Kira?
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Oct 11, 2023 04:57
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Obrien and odo playing mario party
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Oct 11, 2023 05:33
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:O'Brien would 100% get mad at like Mario Party. O'Brien and Bashir would play a game of Goldeneye and it would put one of them in sickbay.
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Oct 11, 2023 05:38
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nine-gear crow posted:O'Brien and Bashir would play a game of Goldeneye and it would put one of them in sickbay. Who would take Oddjob?
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Oct 11, 2023 06:01
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Angel One is not entertained by these boring holodeck dramas. They want some of that kinky Ferengi reality programming.
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Oct 11, 2023 06:18
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McSpanky posted:Who would take Oddjob? Obrien: I'll be Jaws. Jaws is the biggest. Bashir: No, Miles, you don't understand; since the Jaws character takes up so much of the on-screen hitbox, he's substantially easier to hit than most other models. Contrast that with Oddjob, whose diminutive stature offers him a natural psychological and physiological advantage, particularly over extraordinarily tall characters who will need to strain to even hit the dodgy bastard. Obrien: Jaws is the toughest. I'm gonna pick Jaws.
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Wii Spawn Camper posted:Oh right, I forgot about the time Bashir confirmed he has a womb capable of housing a fetus There's this weird moment in the TNG Trill episode where a temporary host needs to be found for the slug, and Data volunteers. Yeah sure Data, we'll just stuff it in between the SSDs and AMT Radeon in your tummy, it'll be fine
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Neddy Seagoon posted:Pretty sure he was being sardonic about his options. sure, you can interpret it that way. if you're a basic bitch.
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maybealabia posted:Not sure this is funnier than what he's actually saying cum
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Powered Descent posted:Klingons invent the pain-stik and then only do boring, vanilla things with it. They could learn a thing or two from a certain holographic Mistress, is what I'm saying. the super riding crop is created
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Oct 11, 2023 08:10
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thotsky posted:cum No the problem is he eventually does cum and it ruins everything for everyone 
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McSpanky posted:Who would take Oddjob?
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Bashir plays as boring-ole' bond.
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Sedgr posted:Troi hangs out with Riker, Worf and Barclay. Riker exudes BDE, Worf for the klingon kinkfest, Barclay because he's swinging pipe so big it's got an elbow. Barclay still goes through the whole "6 inches is the average? This is very troubling." routine, just from the other direction.
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Suddenly I'm envisioning a game of Mario Kart in which Garak has obtained a blue "optolythic" shell. As the race nears its end, Garak fires the blue shell at Senator Vreenak, who is knocked completely off the side of the Rainbow Road, allowing Sisko to coast to victory. Sisko is angry but decides he can live with it. He CAN live with it. Computer, erase that entire race ghost.
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https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv-news/star-trek-prodigy-netflix-pickup-1235615236/ We're back up to three good Modern Trek shows, boys (and girls, and non-binary folks)! 
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Oct 11, 2023 18:25
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nine-gear crow posted:https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv-news/star-trek-prodigy-netflix-pickup-1235615236/ From the article, it sounds like Netflix will just be showing the existing episodes, including the 99%-done season 2. Any word on actually making more beyond that?
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I've been waiting to sign up for Paramount + cuz I want to watch S2 of SNW and god help me Picard and Discovery; but all the news I've read recently has caused me to hold off. And now there's Trek not on Paramount+? Isn't that one of their big selling points? All the Trek?
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