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Tesseraction posted:Are you actually collaborating behind the scenes? If so that'll be a boon to the true spirit of the shitpost left. It was my idea to herd the collective of cats into a place offsite where we can laugh and conspire. Up until now, they were all communicating with each other via twitter DMs, then losing each other when the waves of bans kept happening. Half the people weren't talking to the other half either, except via public tweets. I saw a lot of lost potential with how things were, and now I see nothing but sunny shitposting uplands 
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TACD posted:I hope the TBEU chat is an IRC or Signal group and not just an easily bannable Discord Just for clarity, I don't think anyone directly connected to Bazake/TBEU has joined yet, though I hope it's just a matter of time. I know invites have been sent by others who know them. I mentioned the collaboration here because I know there are a few lurking trolls who might also want to reactivate like me  One thing I really want to do are LBC/TalkTV phone ins, where we could potentially give voices to some of these twitter personas. If anyone has good knowledge and skills re: SIP, please prod fuctifino fucked around with this message at 01:57 on Oct 11, 2023 |
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TACD posted:https://twitter.com/nowthenmag/status/1711322491224797440 Sigh  Right to choose shut its doors too https://psychiatry-uk.com/right-to-choose/ You're basically hosed now unless you can afford private.
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NotJustANumber99 posted:No he's taking the piss out of me. Taking the piss is much harsher than I intended, just a gentle ribbing 
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Spotted this interesting floor plan while looking for properties. It seems that to make use of the bidet, you must first shuffle yourself out of the toilet (assuming someone hasn't left the living room door slightly ajar and trapped you in there) and along the hallway, while your trousers are around your ankles, and then into the bathroom. And then after using the bidet, you get direct access to the garden where you can have a quiet sit and think about what you just did
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Microplastics posted:Spotted this interesting floor plan while looking for properties. Let’s hope no-one ever needs to go upstairs while someone is having a nice long bath
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Every morning, after brushing my teeth, I open the door and say "what's upboar"
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Long garden though.Dead Goon posted:Taking the piss is much harsher than I intended, just a gentle ribbing Yeah I got it no worries
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NotJustANumber99 posted:Long garden though. Lmao that must be a mistake. The garden is 3 meters by 71 meters what the gently caress By the time you get to the end of it you'll need the toilet again
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Microplastics posted:Lmao that must be a mistake. The garden is 3 meters by 71 meters what the gently caress I like to read the floor plan as the garden being upstairs, like a particularly drunken build on The Sims
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A basement flat I guess? Also good estate agenting of the word lobby for tiny pitch black underground corridor.
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Sure has a lot of windows for a basement flat. (I checked and those stairs actually go down, I guess that's another typo)
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TACD posted:if it’s a typo they’ve also converted it to imperial units I expect the conversion is automatic. Aim for 7.14m, accidentally flub a zero on the end and suddenly your garden is long enough to fit a very narrow olympic swimming pool.
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It's a ground floor gaff. The only garden access is by jumping out of the door at the top of the stairs. The kitchen doors have never worked.
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If this was my house I'd probably knock down some walls and turn the bathroom/upboar/lobby/toilet-shame-cubicle into the kitchen (with garden access) and put the bathroom in the kitchen space, probably squeeze a washing machine in there too euro-style. Then everyone in the garden can watch me poop through binoculars.
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I'm surprised it isn't listed as KITCHEN/BEDROOM 2.
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Move the toilet to the upboar imo, then you can have a bigger upboar. That's a quick win
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josh04 posted:still lol'ing at "what's upboar?" Nothin', boar, what's up with you?
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https://twitter.com/tomjsimcock/status/1712013470432891147
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EdBlackadder posted:Nothin', boar, what's up with you? My bathroom garden!
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Microplastics posted:Spotted this interesting floor plan while looking for properties. it's a mario castle level, the "doors" are actually those rotating fireball things
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One of those papers that's right on the intersection of "well duh" and "worthwhile to research anyway". Stress causes ageing, and renting is stressful, that's all pretty much axiomatic. Also, landlords are more genetically similar to crabs than people
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If u think about it a bidet is basically a slowly flushing toilet bowl
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100% chance that bidet is mainly used as a urinal
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I thought that's what sinks were for? https://twitter.com/mrliamdurkin/status/1711995386611605668 https://twitter.com/SkyNews/status/1712001615144554886 NJAN99, you didn't leave your car there did you? fuctifino fucked around with this message at 09:45 on Oct 11, 2023 |
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Microplastics posted:Lmao that must be a mistake. The garden is 3 meters by 71 meters what the gently caress Actually seen a garden like this, just a really long narrow strip tapering to a point on the border of an RSPB reserve. No wider than I’d say 4m at any point. Had about a hundred deer skulls stacked against the fence, apparently the guy used to be a gamekeeper.
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fuctifino posted:I thought that's what sinks were for? #juststopoil
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fuctifino posted:I thought that's what sinks were for? Anyone taking bets on this being a Tesla that caught fire?
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There's a good chance that 70m garden is a legacy from the medieval times when land was dished out to peasants as long narrow strips. There's a row of narrow Victorian terraced houses opposite a place where I lived in Cambridgeshire that had gardens like this. Google maps measured them as 95m long. They were amazing to play in as kids https://twitter.com/mrkphllps1/status/1711787566867837400 fuctifino fucked around with this message at 10:11 on Oct 11, 2023 |
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Holy hell, whoever insures that car park must be feeling pretty loving stressed right now.
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fuctifino posted:There's a good chance that 70m garden is a legacy from the medieval times when land was dished out to peasants as long narrow strips. *tsk* these days all we get is NoneMoreNegative posted:from a Tumblr
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Just touched down on my holiday abroad. What's happening back there?
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fuctifino posted:There's a good chance that 70m garden is a legacy from the medieval times when land was dished out to peasants as long narrow strips. There's a row of narrow Victorian terraced houses opposite a place where I lived in Cambridgeshire that had gardens like this. Google maps measured them as 95m long. They were amazing to play in as kids My childhood garden in Leeds was like this, albeit on a slope. When house hunting a couple of years back we came across a really weird setup with an even longer garden. The setup was weird because it went: -Road- -Back door to house- -House- -Front door to house- -Path parallel to road linking all the terrace- -Enormously long gardens- We'd have bought the place were it not for the garden being separate from the house (no good to let a dog into to burn some energy) or the loving weird guy showing us round whilst obviously drunk.
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They're called Burgage plots, and a few places round where I am have them too. They make for interesting gardens.
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OzyMandrill posted:They're called Burgage plots, and a few places round where I am have them too. They make for interesting gardens. Thank you! I was trying to remember the name from my pre-millenium memory banks. They are amazing places to explore with a metal detector too
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