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Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

25ft closet with a false ceiling to hide Your Shame.

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fuctifino
Jun 11, 2001

You could grow some very tall indoor plants in there. Just saying.

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018
Seriously what's going on with that closet... Former chimney that's now been plasterboarded up? I would install a climbing rope and then hide my drugs up there

sinky
Feb 22, 2011



Slippery Tilde

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Grey Hunter
Oct 17, 2007

Hero of the soviet union.
Accidental destroyer of planets
https://twitter.com/PolitlcsUK/status/1711842676381737452?t=vPrS-ITRIRFDNiVf_5-81A&s=19

This is a quick cash in.

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

fuctifino posted:

I thought that's what sinks were for?

https://twitter.com/mrliamdurkin/status/1711995386611605668

https://twitter.com/SkyNews/status/1712001615144554886

NJAN99, you didn't leave your car there did you?

Been cackling about that tweet for a good half hour lmao

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

Hmm at first I thought they'd done external wrap insulation, but it doesn't seem thick enough and they didn't touch the sides so wow that's shite

E: it's a fairly nice bland fitout on the inside tho, not sure how that price is for the area

Failed Imagineer fucked around with this message at 10:32 on Oct 11, 2023

keep punching joe
Jan 22, 2006

Die Satan!
My conspiracy poisoned brain has determined that the Starmer glitter attack was a false flag op by centrists to make him look tough.

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

fuctifino posted:

You could grow some very tall indoor plants in there. Just saying.

yeah man I got some lights and started a Grow Up

Did you mean a Grow-Op..?

...

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018
You could also easily install a fake drop-ceiling and then use the extra 19ft of closet space above for all sorts. Like a drying shed, with bodies on hooks slowly dessicating into biltong

Sir Sidney Poitier
Aug 14, 2006

My favourite actor


I don't get the glitter thing. For so many people, getting glitter chucked on them would be a good thing. At the very least it's not a big deal.

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

Glitterbombing originated in anti-homophobia demonstrations iirc. Making homophobes look fabulous to piss them off while obviously not harming them.

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
https://twitter.com/FromSteveHowell/status/1712037623269593137

The First Fully Privatised Labour party.

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

what keeps happening to my clothes
It's an op to make direct action seem less cool by associating it with the nerdiest political cause imaginable (legislative oversight by randomly selected citizen assemblies)

keep punching joe
Jan 22, 2006

Die Satan!
Wild Jim Murphy spotted.

https://vine.co/v/eBhUeMXuhIj

fuctifino
Jun 11, 2001

https://twitter.com/SaulStaniforth/status/1711993666015732205

I love the wet egg expression he gives when she first says "right wing" at around 45 seconds

fuctifino fucked around with this message at 11:05 on Oct 11, 2023

sinky
Feb 22, 2011



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Don't worry, there are reports today that starmer is “bomb-proofing” all of his policy pledges to ensure a Labour government does not break promises.
They do not elaborate on what this actually means.

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

what keeps happening to my clothes

"I took us from 41 seats to 1. Although I had some help"

Aww no don't be down on yourself Jim you worked really hard to not do anything at all to improve scottish labour

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

what keeps happening to my clothes

sinky posted:

Don't worry, there are reports today that starmer is “bomb-proofing” all of his policy pledges to ensure a Labour government does not break promises.
They do not elaborate on what this actually means.

Maybe they could engrave them on a really big stone

fuctifino
Jun 11, 2001

If he doesn't promise anything, he can't break any promises.

Tijuana Bibliophile
Dec 30, 2008

Scratchmo
He'll find a way

domhal
Dec 30, 2008


0.000% of Communism has been built. Evil child-murdering billionaires still rule the world with a shit-eating grin. All he has managed to do is make himself *sad*. It has, however, made him into a very, very smart boy with something like a university degree in Truth. Instead of building Communism, he now builds a precise model of this grotesque, duplicitous world.

keep punching joe posted:

My conspiracy poisoned brain has determined that the Starmer glitter attack was a false flag op by centrists to distract from his poo poo speech.

fuctifino
Jun 11, 2001

https://twitter.com/LeftieStats/status/1712051777699209282

Of course he'd be pro-genocide

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

He probably also thinks people in the UK should have them withheld so not very surprising.

fuctifino
Jun 11, 2001

https://twitter.com/ScrtDrugAddict/status/1182560773056450560

Not gonna lie, that first course doesn't sound very appetising to me either, especially a long portion of it.

Noxville
Dec 7, 2003


Odd look for a 'former human rights lawyer' to be in favour of war crimes.

keep punching joe
Jan 22, 2006

Die Satan!

Interesting that a human rights lawyer doesn't seem to be aware what constitues the crimes of agression and crimes against humanity.

fuctifino posted:

https://twitter.com/ScrtDrugAddict/status/1182560773056450560

Not gonna lie, that first course doesn't sound very appetising to me either, especially a long portion of it.

Kid needs to try starting his day with a double espresso, that stuff cleans me right out no waiting around.

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

keep punching joe posted:

Interesting that a human rights lawyer doesn't seem to be aware what constitues the crimes of agression and crimes against humanity.

Makes sense. Tax lawyer can specialise in tax avoidance, human rights lawyer can specialise in human rights avoidance

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

:discourse:
It's what's for dinner.
That sure is a carefully crafted clickbait article so let me save everyone some time

- kid takes too long on toilet
- misses opportunity to get a hot meal
- when kid finally turns up for meal, school provides plan b option, a sandwich
- mum flips out

sinky
Feb 22, 2011



Slippery Tilde

Microplastics posted:

That sure is a carefully crafted clickbait article so let me save everyone some time

- kid takes too long on toilet
- misses opportunity to get a hot meal
- when kid finally turns up for meal, school provides plan b option, a sandwich
- mum flips out

And now he can't go back to school because he'll forever be known as big poo poo boy.

Dead Goon
Dec 13, 2002

No Obvious Flaws



Friend of a friend works at Luton airport in the car parks - cannot confirm or deny it was a Tesla.

sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.



Sir Kid Starver up to his old tricks

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Microplastics posted:

That sure is a carefully crafted clickbait article so let me save everyone some time

- kid takes too long on toilet
- misses opportunity to get a hot meal
- when kid finally turns up for meal, school provides plan b option, a sandwich
- mum flips out
Defending the dignity of my child by shouting about their long poo in front of all the other schoolboys. Do not mock his foot long poo.

mrpwase posted:

Every morning, after brushing my teeth, I open the door and say "what's upboar"
nm dawg
:razorback:

keep punching joe
Jan 22, 2006

Die Satan!
Amazing reporting:

"I said 'it won't happen again, I've told him, you don’t stay at school without any lunch, you come home' and she said 'I don’t think that’s right to tell your child to leave school' and I said 'well I don’t think it's right to let my child starve'.

"She said 'we would have to ring the police if you did that'. I said 'would you like it if your child was at school with no dinner?' and she said 'I'm sure there’s a way around it', but I said 'well there's not been'.

"She said 'I don’t like the way you speak to me' and I said 'I don’t like how Jayden was at school all day without food all day'

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

Guavanaut posted:

Defending the dignity of my child by shouting about their long poo in front of all the other schoolboys. Do not mock his foot long poo.

The lingering effects of Long Poo are still poorly understood by the medical and parental communities

Monica Bellucci
Dec 14, 2022
What does she think a tuna sandwich is and are we blaming all these Jaydens on Will and Jada?

Chubby Henparty
Aug 13, 2007


Apparently their open-marriage is well known, but sucks if you were the bastard child of megastars and all you got to show for it was a tuna sandwich and a long long poo

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting

Monica Bellucci posted:

What does she think a tuna sandwich is and are we blaming all these Jaydens on Will and Jada?

It certainly isn't edible.

Sanford
Jun 30, 2007

...and rarely post!


Microplastics posted:

That sure is a carefully crafted clickbait article so let me save everyone some time

- kid takes too long on toilet
- misses opportunity to get a hot meal
- when kid finally turns up for meal, school provides plan b option, a sandwich
- mum flips out

The “she said, then I said, then she said…” reporting from the mum in the article is awesome. The mum was being totally calm and reasonable and the headteacher suddenly said “I don’t like the way you’re speaking to me” out of nowhere!

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Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

what keeps happening to my clothes
Kid will have to go through life having his picture in the news accompanied by commentary on the duration of a poo poo he did one time. I hope he runs for political office one day and someone digs it up

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