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kylej posted:Yeah Ronnie's a four foot tall old angry Jew That one is my faaaaaavorite How many Pumpkin Beers do you think Richard has had by now?
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Bonzo posted:That one is my faaaaaavorite Ughhh somewhere there is a red, blotchy, slow adult on the quiet train of the LIRR blasting Halloween sounds so loud its disturbing the other riders. Oh and he probably smells like a mix of piss/poo poo/pumpkin spice body scrub and 2 week old unwashed Halloween boxer shorts.
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Mr Lance Murdock posted:Ughhh somewhere there is a red, blotchy, slow adult on the quiet train of the LIRR blasting Halloween sounds so loud its disturbing the other riders. Oh and he probably smells like a mix of piss/poo poo/pumpkin spice body scrub and 2 week old unwashed Halloween boxer shorts. But they're my faaaaaaavorite.
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Mr Lance Murdock posted:Ughhh somewhere there is a red, blotchy, slow adult on the quiet train of the LIRR blasting Halloween sounds so loud its disturbing the other riders. Oh and he probably smells like a mix of piss/poo poo/pumpkin spice body scrub and 2 week old unwashed Halloween boxer shorts. Do you have any twat cream?
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Jon Hein ate a vegetable by accident once and it turned him into the Lesbian Northeast Serial Killer.
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Jon Hein claiming he received blowjobs from 80 different women is one of the most bullshit stories every mentioned on air. I’m shocked it isn’t brought up every time he speaks on the show.
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Oct 7, 2023 02:27
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i believe it because none of them were alive
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Two Kings posted:Jon Hein claiming he received blowjobs from 80 different women is one of the most bullshit stories every mentioned on air. All of them before the age of 23 or whatever, too. Artie nailed it -- the previous day they were having a conversation about sex partners and Jon, without thinking about the teasing that would result, truthfully admitted to a very low number. He'd probably gotten a blow job from a random girl or two at some point in his teens, and used that as inspiration and came up with the 80 blow job claim to deflect from his original "mistake". Him throwing out a completely ridiculous number and then not fessing up when called out on the lie then made it even worse.
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This is Al Michaels chiming in to say that this impossible burger is totally farcical, lest anyone think it was the real thing. The packaging was indicative of the mentioning of a plant based manufacturing process.
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I think the idea of parallel universes splitting off from one another when decisions are made is stupid (like, every time a deck of cards is shuffled, the universe splits into 52 different paths; or you turn right instead of left and bam, new universes happening every millisecond) But If there is a universe where Jon Hein got 80 blowjobs, please let this be the one we're in. poo poo, he's probably up to 100 or 120 now
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Oct 7, 2023 13:01
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Fred "Were they all women?"
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This is John Hein, the blowjob king of Michigan Sta-
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Sand Monster posted:All of them before the age of 23 or whatever, too. Artie nailed it -- the previous day they were having a conversation about sex partners and Jon, without thinking about the teasing that would result, truthfully admitted to a very low number. He'd probably gotten a blow job from a random girl or two at some point in his teens, and used that as inspiration and came up with the 80 blow job claim to deflect from his original "mistake". Him throwing out a completely ridiculous number and then not fessing up when called out on the lie then made it even worse. Reading this post made me realize that the 80 figure is the same as Steve Carell saying a woman's breast, when asked, feels like a bag of sand
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Mr Lance Murdock posted:That goddamn limo can be seen from the moon
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It's a fuckin' Cadillac fuckin' XLR fuckin' chasis!
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Just saw that Howard actually went to the studio again. All it took was Keith Richards...
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Lifespan posted:Just saw that Howard actually went to the studio again. All it took was Keith Richards... "Hey Keith, remember this one?" plays 'Satisfaction' "How long did it take you to write that?" "In a sense, was Mick Jagger the love of your life?" "Did you get in a rock band as a way to impress your father?"
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"I imagine..." starts projecting some deeply specific thing he is definitely insecure about "Right?"
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Do you still smoke? Dont you worry about that ruining your voice?
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Greatest white drug taker ever.
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Reddit says it's prerecorded. So this is all he can get now? No big names unless they are in the Sirius studios promoting a channel? The dumb hotwing show on YouTube has better guests.
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Oct 11, 2023 20:20
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He should have moved to podcasts in 2010
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euphronius posted:He should have moved to podcasts in 2010 https://www.siriusxm.ca/podcasts/ lol what a mess.
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The Sirius app is pretty good and the stern shows always had quasi pod cast functionality But I meant he should have gone independent. Maybe he didn’t want I headache idk
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euphronius posted:But I meant he should have gone independent. Maybe he didn’t want I headache idk Yep, too much effort, especially when SXM is somehow content to give him undisclosed millions of dollars to (literally) phone it in with an insultingly low effort product that generates ~50k listeners.
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gently caress He is literally phoning it in. He’s Imus
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Howard has been getting paid way more money by SiriusXM than he would on his own and places like Spotify paying out the rear end for exclusive podcasts (which all accounts say they have lost their rear end on) didn't happen until recently. I don't blame him for taking the money. And prerecording interviews seems fine to me if it means he can get those allusive guests that don't want to get up at 5am, but it is funny that he is finally just doing that now when he is irrelevant.
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beep by grandpa posted:I feel like imus had a significantly higher quality of his last few years of his life and even had more dignity than Howard has these last few years If Nappy Headed Hoes happened recently it would have played well for him.
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euphronius posted:He should have moved to podcasts in 2010 The technology isn't there yet.
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Burden posted:The technology isn't there yet. Two words. SIM cards.
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euphronius posted:He should have moved to podcasts in 2010 Howard has always been very dedicated to the principle that you never spend your own money on things like movies or studios or whatever.
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Lifespan posted:Howard has been getting paid way more money by SiriusXM than he would on his own and places like Spotify paying out the rear end for exclusive podcasts (which all accounts say they have lost their rear end on) didn't happen until recently. I don't blame him for taking the money. And prerecording interviews seems fine to me if it means he can get those allusive guests that don't want to get up at 5am, but it is funny that he is finally just doing that now when he is irrelevant. For ppl like you and me yeah more money is great and fun but consider what does getting another 1000000000 billion dollars even add to his quality of life whatsoever as a neurotic permanent shut in, I mean honestly
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beep by grandpa posted:For ppl like you and me yeah more money is great and fun but consider what does getting another 1000000000 billion dollars even add to his quality of life whatsoever as a neurotic permanent shut in, I mean honestly Worthington's Law
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It is a little weird how Howard truly has morphed into Imus.
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‘You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain'.
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