[Trump] I'm OD'd on trump! I turn on the television trump, trump, trump

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(Thread IKs: bebop esq, Virgil Vox, WrasslorMonkey)

how long does trump go to jail for?
	life
	no jail time
	elected president from a jail cell
	goku

Filthy Hans: Jun 27, 2008; by Fluffdaddy
(and can't post for 10 years!)

WrasslorMonkey posted:

I am sad to report that a.lo has beheaded Pooky. I will not be posting the video.

a.lo is like Benicio del Toro's character in Sicario except he's real

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TracerBullet: Apr 26, 2003; Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it.; Doctor Rope

bebop esq posted:

that probably is what happened

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# ? Oct 12, 2023 04:17

Thoatse: Feb 29, 2016; Lol said the scorpion, lmao

WrasslorMonkey posted:

I am sad to report that a.lo has beheaded Pooky. I will not be posting the video.

no worries biden saw it confirmed

# ? Oct 12, 2023 04:20

Glumwheels: Jan 25, 2003; https://twitter.com/BidenHQ

https://twitter.com/MrSantosNY/status/1712282775804318135

# ? Oct 12, 2023 04:20

Lpzie: Nov 20, 2006

WrasslorMonkey posted:

I am sad to report that a.lo has beheaded Pooky. I will not be posting the video.

that's a permanent permaban, sir

# ? Oct 12, 2023 04:20

SirPablo: May 1, 2004; Pillbug

This will explain the sphincter and anus.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B0CRWq3nc80

# ? Oct 12, 2023 04:23

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Glumwheels posted:

https://twitter.com/MrSantosNY/status/1712282775804318135

Lmao

# ? Oct 12, 2023 04:25

External Organs: Mar 3, 2006; One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

Glumwheels posted:

https://twitter.com/MrSantosNY/status/1712282775804318135

# ? Oct 12, 2023 04:25

Scarabrae: Oct 7, 2002

SirPablo posted:

This will explain the sphincter and anus.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B0CRWq3nc80

free him

# ? Oct 12, 2023 04:26

CaptainBeefart: Mar 28, 2016

Glumwheels posted:

https://twitter.com/MrSantosNY/status/1712282775804318135

Lol

# ? Oct 12, 2023 04:26

Spoondick: Jun 9, 2000

Glumwheels posted:

https://twitter.com/MrSantosNY/status/1712282775804318135

scalise is blown away that a completely nuts person would have the balls to sack him with just a few bullet points

# ? Oct 12, 2023 04:27

Good Citizen: Aug 12, 2008; Can't post for 4 hours!

Glumwheels posted:

https://twitter.com/MrSantosNY/status/1712282775804318135

lol this dude rules

# ? Oct 12, 2023 04:27

Hatebag: Jun 17, 2008

santos is the most honest congressman, after a fashion

# ? Oct 12, 2023 04:30

SirPablo: May 1, 2004; Pillbug

lol this show is so loving good

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uCodaoMt8XE

# ? Oct 12, 2023 04:32

OBAMNA PHONE: Aug 7, 2002

TracerBullet posted:

# ? Oct 12, 2023 04:32

Glumwheels: Jan 25, 2003; https://twitter.com/BidenHQ

https://twitter.com/Ohdaneit/status/1712295053857808748

Lol

# ? Oct 12, 2023 04:38

Mustached Demon: Nov 12, 2016

Spoondick posted:

scalise is blown away that a completely nuts person would have the balls to sack him with just a few bullet points

lol

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Rubellavator: Aug 16, 2007

it's just amazing that george santos is still there.

# ? Oct 12, 2023 04:47

Taco Duck: Feb 18, 2011

Trump????????

# ? Oct 12, 2023 04:52

titty_baby_: Nov 11, 2015

SomethingBeautiful posted:

wow you're all very old

# ? Oct 12, 2023 04:53

Taco Duck: Feb 18, 2011

Look at how hosed up all this poo poo is

# ? Oct 12, 2023 04:54

neutral milf hotel: Oct 9, 2001; by Fluffdaddy

this is a fun little thread

https://twitter.com/johnsonthought1/status/1712290286007656880

# ? Oct 12, 2023 04:54

Taco Duck: Feb 18, 2011

How did everything get so stupid

# ? Oct 12, 2023 04:56

Zeriel: Nov 6, 2004

TracerBullet posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FoWbQsf8MG4

# ? Oct 12, 2023 04:57

CaptainBeefart: Mar 28, 2016

neutral milf hotel posted:

this is a fun little thread

https://twitter.com/johnsonthought1/status/1712290286007656880

Thems just my Israeli bugs.

# ? Oct 12, 2023 04:59

Moot .1415926535: Mar 24, 2006; Yep, that's pretty much it.

mogwai posted:

https://twitter.com/PopBase/status/1712135048349245867

OHHHHBAAAAAMMMNAAAAAHHHH

# ? Oct 12, 2023 05:00

Lpzie: Nov 20, 2006

lol vim u hooked 3o

# ? Oct 12, 2023 05:00

Lux Anima: Apr 17, 2016; Dinosaur Gum

Lpzie posted:

WrasslorMonkey posted:
I am sad to report that a.lo has beheaded Pooky. I will not be posting the video.

that's a permanent permaban, sir

he's right pooky ripp

# ? Oct 12, 2023 05:04

Bilirubin: Feb 16, 2014; The sanctioned action is to CHUG

WrasslorMonkey posted:

I am sad to report that a.lo has beheaded Pooky. I will not be posting the video.

awww

# ? Oct 12, 2023 05:05

External Organs: Mar 3, 2006; One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

Three Olives posted:

Wow, here really late...

I'm not sorry to be the one that tells you this but I own a Sleep Number bed and...

They already do this and have for half a decade.

Literarily, exactly this, with an app. They call it SleepIQ.

It measures your heart rate, HRV, breath, sleeping patterns, circadian rhythm and it adjusts throughout the night, they call it Responsive Air®. Also they have a privacy mode and they don't charge a monthly fee.

https://www.sleepnumber.com/pages/sleepiq-sleep-tracker

So, yeah...

I sleep sleep with my husband , in a house, that is 15 minutes away from my job. On a $4,000 king size mattress that already had the technology you are "inventing" that I bought over 4 and half years ago. Also I have a nicer and larger car,

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Lol no notes

# ? Oct 12, 2023 05:06

limp dick calvin: Sep 1, 2006; Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.

It�s just past 9:40pm and I have yet to hear from the Mods. So I�ve made my decision and after 10 months and having had 0 contact or outreach from them, I�ve come to the conclusion that my VOTE doesn�t matter to them.

# ? Oct 12, 2023 05:06

Bilirubin: Feb 16, 2014; The sanctioned action is to CHUG

Taco Duck posted:

How did everything get so stupid

"get"?

# ? Oct 12, 2023 05:07

limp dick calvin: Sep 1, 2006; Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.

soon they will be calling me Mr manager

# ? Oct 12, 2023 05:11

Virgil Vox: Dec 8, 2009

Taco Duck posted:

How did everything get so stupid

well it all stated with the Big Bang

# ? Oct 12, 2023 05:11

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Consummate Professional posted:

soon they will be calling me Mr manager

just president, sir

# ? Oct 12, 2023 05:12

Ham Cheeks: Nov 18, 2012; Feeling hammy

Hatebag posted:

yes, a splinter of the rajneeshpuram cult that tried to kill a bunch of people in oregon in the 80s, this guy's cult:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFgcqB8-AxE

as seen in the documentary now episode

incredible lol

# ? Oct 12, 2023 05:12