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Wingnut Ninja posted:Working party? Oh, uh, I'm religiously opposed to sweeping and dusting, sorry chief.
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Wingnut Ninja posted:I had to review several vaccine waiver packages, which included getting an interview with the chaplain, and the write-up was almost always "does not identify with any particular branch of Christianity, does not regularly attend church, does not consider him/herself particularly religiously observant, etc etc". All of them had gotten the other two dozen shots that the military required of them prior to that. So yeah, really great precedent. Q will be a recognised religion in a couple of decades.
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The reddit relationships drama thread on SA found a Marine.quote:AITA [ed - 'Am I The rear end in a top hat?'] for falsely accusing a veteran of stolen valor, when she couldn't give any details about her service?
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Cythereal posted:The reddit relationships drama thread on SA found a Marine. Could have just answered the rear end in a top hat question at the "I served as a Captain in the Marine Corps" line. Yes.
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Cythereal posted:The reddit relationships drama thread on SA found a Marine. Bwahahahahahahaha
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favorite detail is that he needed to include that she did in fact insult him as if it wasn't obvious enough
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Cythereal posted:The reddit relationships drama thread on SA found a Marine. There's no way a marine wrote this
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Also lol at the idea of someone stealing valor by pretending to be a SWO of all things.
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Why the gently caress would a marine expect a SWO to have “military bravado”?
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Scratch Monkey posted:marine
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Scratch Monkey posted:Why the gently caress would a marine expect a SWO to have “military bravado”? The same sort of fuckwit who'd swallow a fake Navy SEAL hook line and sinker.
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90s Solo Cup posted:The same sort of fuckwit who'd swallow a fake Navy SEAL hook line and sinker. Hey Buddy, don't you poo poo-talk SEAL Team 13. I went through Class 42069 ten thousand years from now. 
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Pre-emptive thank you for your cervix.
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loving lol, what a shitbird. And just like nobility, he tried to lick boots and ran to the public to get amnesty. gently caress you gently caress you gently caress you. Lol at "poolee" goddamn what a good burn. Comrade Blyatlov posted:J owns
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MarcusSA posted:There's no way a marine wrote this I'm pretty sure I've read variations of it before.
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Punished Ape posted:I'm pretty sure I've read variations of it before. The story does seem rather familiar. Hell, it may have even been posted here at some point 5 years ago.
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I worked at a gun shop with an older man, John, who claimed super outlandish stories of his time in Vietnam. poo poo like shooting kids with a Hush Puppy, along with bragging about his Silver Star. He said something that itched my brain, so I decided to do a little Google. Dude was full of poo poo. Next time he started running his trap, I looked at a coworker, and said simply, "He doesn't have a Silver Star. He's lying." and walked away. My coworker, a retired Army Crew Chief, asked him about it privately, later. John quit the next shift. gently caress that guy.
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Punished Ape posted:I'm pretty sure I've read variations of it before. Yeah I could have sworn I've seen this story a few months back. New copy pasta at this point. Content, do NCOs not understanding grooming and uniform standards don't apply to everyone they encounter count? https://www.instagram.com/reel/Cxi3rEELVJO/?igshid=MTc4MmM1YmI2Ng==
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Handsome Ralph posted:Content, do NCOs not understanding grooming and uniform standards don't apply to everyone they encounter count? 
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Handsome Ralph posted:Yeah I could have sworn I've seen this story a few months back. New copy pasta at this point. Its not a copypasta if goons discover the same post several times The r/relationships thread regularly reposts stories, in addition to whatever goes on here.
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Xakura posted:Its not a copypasta if goons discover the same post several times I remember that story from years ago down to the "poolee" insult. Oldy but a goody.
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Xakura posted:Its not a copypasta if goons discover the same post several times It's against the rules of the relationships thread to repost stories there unless it's to provide a refresher for an update. That doesn't mean there isn't a lot of repetitive ones though given people are usually shitheads in similar ways  Is chronic lack of rear end wiping post poo poo a thing in the armed forces the way it is in reddit lady's boyfriends?
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Kitfox88 posted:It's against the rules of the relationships thread to repost stories there unless it's to provide a refresher for an update. That doesn't mean there isn't a lot of repetitive ones though given people are usually shitheads in similar ways Thankfully, gently caress no. There's plenty wrong, but that was never one of the many things I experienced lol.
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I recall one kinda smelly person in boot say it was gay to touch your butthole. Our biggest baddest dude ripped into him to wipe his loving rear end and that ended it.
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Using bidets to avoid the gays
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Vengarr posted:Using bidets to avoid the gays Oh man getting a bidet with a heated seat and warm water spray is life changing.
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Just lol if in 2023 you don’t have a bidet
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as an american, i deny myself such things because i hate myself and as a red-blooded patriot i would never give comfort to an enemy
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Why would you wash your rear end with a bidet when you can use a Biden? Now, if you'll excuse me, for that joke Lauren Boebert is offering me a through the pants handjob. See you all after we get kicked out of her kid's school play.
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Crab Dad posted:Oh man getting a bidet with a heated seat and warm water spray is life changing. Yes. Gorilla Radio posted:Why would you wash your rear end with a bidet when you can use a Biden? 
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Grip it and rip it posted:Right, but you're generally using some kind of smart munitions for this process right? Because you'll regularly be calling in close or very close support and need the added accuracy that they provide over regular conventional artillery fire, right? Hi, the smart munition there is guys like me, a former Gunner and A-Gunner on a m198 levelling their bubble vials very carefully and using the right powder charge on an HE shell with a fuze on .05 sec delay. HE is still cheaper and more plentiful than anything with fins on it and spin stabilized is good out for longer than you'd think. Never send a man where you can send a bullet. Sweep and zone is good too... Man I was jacked back then... Cythereal posted:The reddit relationships drama thread on SA found a Marine. "J" probably thinks the guy who wrote that is an rear end in a top hat which is a good bet if USMC officer. Oh and a side note, USMC officers who value bravado over competency tend to be fratricidally incompetent shitwits that have at least one squad if not an entire platoon or company/battery plotting how to kill them in their sleep. If any HQ battery CO's from 2003 are reading this I hope he knows everyone who worked under him holds him in the lowest regard possible. Steezo fucked around with this message at 07:13 on Oct 12, 2023 |
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US Berder Patrol posted:... what happened on your last deployment? Blew the whistle on a unit fund thief, serial sexual harasser, malingerer and idiot who regularly violated good order and discipline, so they fired a black gay captain instead of the 1stSgt who was the, and I say again, reported by many people, problem. Same guy who had a guy perp walked in front of formation once for a ticket the servicemember already paid off because Albuquerque police gonna oink... And then there's the multiple incidents of covering for drug abusing fellow cops, up to and including one who's coke habit killed him. Not to mention covering for his fellow nazis with 1488 and 6mwe stickers on their cars. Oh and after promising me protection from retaliation they let the loving shitwit retaliate at will. If I hadn't already been through several certain crises that would've been the final straw. Then congressional rep, now sec of interior didn't do poo poo, governor barely did poo poo.
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Some days it feels like a bit of a shame that fragging fell out of fashion post Vietnam.
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Lemniscate Blue posted:Some days it feels like a bit of a shame that fragging fell out of fashion post Vietnam.
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Lemniscate Blue posted:Some days it feels like a bit of a shame that fragging fell out of fashion post Vietnam. 
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Lemniscate Blue posted:Some days it feels like a bit of a shame that fragging fell out of fashion post Vietnam. As long as you aren't a former NFL player
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Kith posted:as an american, i deny myself such things because i hate myself and as a red-blooded patriot i would never give comfort to an enemy There should be a WW2 style propaganda drive to correct this - "This butthole is your FRIEND. Use a BIDET."
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Steezo posted:Blew the whistle on a unit fund thief, serial sexual harasser, malingerer and idiot who regularly violated good order and discipline, so they fired a black gay captain instead of the 1stSgt who was the, and I say again, reported by many people, problem. Same guy who had a guy perp walked in front of formation once for a ticket the servicemember already paid off because Albuquerque police gonna oink... And then there's the multiple incidents of covering for drug abusing fellow cops, up to and including one who's coke habit killed him. Not to mention covering for his fellow nazis with 1488 and 6mwe stickers on their cars. Av is appropriate
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Steezo posted:Blew the whistle jeez, thanks for sharing. I hope you're on the far side of that mess
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