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Miftan: Mar 31, 2012; Terry knows what he can do with his bloody chocolate orange...

kecske posted:

this looks dangerously like an anime

It is very much an anime.

e lmao what a snipe

On this day in 1886 Ramsay MacDonald was born. He went on to be the UK's first Labour PM.

Miftan fucked around with this message at 11:12 on Oct 12, 2023

# ? Oct 12, 2023 11:10

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# ? May 27, 2024 11:14

forkboy84: Jun 13, 2012; Corgis love bread. And Puro

Miftan posted:

It's actually Rapede, from Tales of Vesperia. The dog who smokes a pipe and fights with a sword.

Yeah, it feels like even by the Keith labour standards of "they're all the same", some of her opinions are to the right of what you'd expect. Anti-abortion in tyool 2023??

Do not let your dog smoke imo

# ? Oct 12, 2023 11:12

Failed Imagineer: Sep 22, 2018

Miftan posted:

It is very much an anime.

*hisses like a snake at U*

# ? Oct 12, 2023 11:12

Miftan: Mar 31, 2012; Terry knows what he can do with his bloody chocolate orange...

He's not my dog, and he can make his own decisions.

# ? Oct 12, 2023 11:14

Chubby Henparty: Aug 13, 2007

killerwhat posted:

That was me. Still kinda regret not naming her Missile (she’s named Ace after the One Piece character instead). I really want to replay it now!

That's a good dog and you should

We just got a little Frenchie, she's my first dog and I Get It Now.

# ? Oct 12, 2023 11:24

DesperateDan: Dec 10, 2005; Where's my cow?

Is that my cow?

No it isn't, but it still tramples my bloody lavender.

forkboy84 posted:

Do not let your dog smoke imo

baccy XL

# ? Oct 12, 2023 11:25

fuctifino: Jun 11, 2001

https://twitter.com/nazirafzal/status/1712367360026272218

:allears:

# ? Oct 12, 2023 11:37

Guavanaut: Nov 27, 2009; Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998; Toilet Rascal

I see Giles Coren and Richard Eden are having a very normal one today.

"Sometimes it�s like watching a wasp land on a stinging nettle: someone�s going to get stung and you don�t care."

# ? Oct 12, 2023 11:39

Failed Imagineer: Sep 22, 2018

"I am loving coming from you" from a soft posho manlet is about as threatening as Lord Adonis calling you out in an ASDA car park

# ? Oct 12, 2023 11:44

Guavanaut: Nov 27, 2009; Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998; Toilet Rascal

He might accidentally drive his SUV into me while he's writing drunk texts at 1am.

# ? Oct 12, 2023 11:45

fuctifino: Jun 11, 2001

https://twitter.com/FromSteveHowell/status/1712409469546590592

Guavanaut posted:

I see Giles Coren and Richard Eden are having a very normal one today.

"Sometimes it�s like watching a wasp land on a stinging nettle: someone�s going to get stung and you don�t care."

https://twitter.com/stuwyatt/status/1712419661814395115

# ? Oct 12, 2023 11:50

Convex: Aug 19, 2010

Tesseraction posted:

If you're sad about I-P just remember that there's a third way

hashtag China Gay

saving energy for a different I/P conflict

# ? Oct 12, 2023 11:57

Monica Bellucci: Dec 14, 2022

I don't think Giles Coren quite has the hang of this sexting business. Also, making a record of your own threatening behaviour is a big No No, the dribbling poo poo.

# ? Oct 12, 2023 11:57

grobbo: May 29, 2014

The great thing about Giles Coren is that we're surrounded by contemptible, sneering media figures who will never see any kind of comeuppance.

And yet he manages to be so nakedly, woundedly self-destructive and unstable at every turn that it feels inevitable we'll get some kind of satisfyingly explosive tragi-comic payoff out of him when his career ends.

Somehow he has Ziggy Sobotka from S2 of The Wire vibes.*

*minus the big willy

# ? Oct 12, 2023 11:59

forkboy84: Jun 13, 2012; Corgis love bread. And Puro

Guavanaut posted:

I see Giles Coren and Richard Eden are having a very normal one today.

"Sometimes it�s like watching a wasp land on a stinging nettle: someone�s going to get stung and you don�t care."

I'm unsure if there is anyone less threatening and more pathetic than Giles Coren. Unless you are his daughter I guess, then you'd feel threatened

# ? Oct 12, 2023 12:03

fuctifino: Jun 11, 2001

https://twitter.com/stuwyatt/status/1712421440799031744 https://twitter.com/stuwyatt/status/1712424777296617633

I reeled him in :allears:

e: He instablocked me. lol

fuctifino fucked around with this message at 12:19 on Oct 12, 2023

# ? Oct 12, 2023 12:04

sinky: Feb 22, 2011; Slippery Tilde

Leaving the EU doesn't mean we can't still lead the way :britain:

quote:

Human rights experts warn against European crackdown on climate protesters
UK has led the way, with countries across the continent making mass arrests, passing draconian new laws and labelling activists as eco-terrorists.

Michel Forst, the UN rapporteur on environmental defenders since June last year, described the situation in the UK as �terrifying�. He added that other countries were �looking at the UK examples with a view to passing similar laws in their own countries, which will have a devastating effect for Europe�.

x

hosed up that people are protesting for breathable air.

# ? Oct 12, 2023 12:09

Necrothatcher: Mar 26, 2005

Arghhhh I can't believe people are so blase about COVID. Just asked a co-worker how things are, and they said not great as they currently have it.

Just loving great. Ta.

# ? Oct 12, 2023 12:10

TACD: Oct 27, 2000

Tijuana Bibliophile posted:

Also missile is the best video game dog. Willing to fight over this

This is absolutely correct and I suspect people disagreeing haven�t played Ghost Trick :colbert:

# ? Oct 12, 2023 12:12

Mr Phillby: Apr 8, 2009; ~TRAVIS~

kecske posted:

this looks dangerously like an anime

Every dog mentioned is an anime which is hosed up.

Ghost trick is indeed phenominal but its time we admitted the obvious truth.

Scooby doo is the best dog, he's achieved so much.

# ? Oct 12, 2023 12:20

keep punching joe: Jan 22, 2006; Die Satan!

Giles Coren fairly consistently brings shame upon himself yet never suffers any consequences.

# ? Oct 12, 2023 12:20

Failed Imagineer: Sep 22, 2018

Scooby Doo worst anime

# ? Oct 12, 2023 12:21

keep punching joe: Jan 22, 2006; Die Satan!

Mr Phillby posted:

Scooby doo is the best dog, he's achieved so much.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lTVziOdvRn0

# ? Oct 12, 2023 12:24

Isomermaid: Dec 3, 2019; Swish swish, like a fish

fuctifino posted:

e: He instablocked me. lol

I heard he was quick off the draw.

E: I like the new name/avatar it's more believable

# ? Oct 12, 2023 12:27

fuctifino: Jun 11, 2001

Isomermaid posted:

E: I like the new name/avatar it's more believable

Thanks. Dr Wycliffe-Attenborough also went into a little bit of detail about the 'Hobbyist Landlord' part of his bio

https://twitter.com/stuwyatt/status/1712415803478356164

# ? Oct 12, 2023 12:32

OwlFancier: Aug 22, 2013

Deeply cursed

# ? Oct 12, 2023 12:34

Necrothatcher: Mar 26, 2005

forkboy84 posted:

I'm unsure if there is anyone less threatening and more pathetic than Giles Coren. Unless you are his daughter I guess, then you'd feel threatened

Oh gently caress I just looked up what he wrote about his daughter

:barf:

# ? Oct 12, 2023 12:35

Failed Imagineer: Sep 22, 2018

fuctifino posted:

Thanks. Dr Wycliffe-Attenborough also went into a little bit of detail about the 'Hobbyist Landlord' part of his bio

https://twitter.com/stuwyatt/status/1712415803478356164

Lol, that's a good bit

# ? Oct 12, 2023 12:36

NotJustANumber99: Feb 15, 2012; somehow that last av was even worse than your posting

Can you donate to a political party to avoid tax on income?

# ? Oct 12, 2023 12:41

Guavanaut: Nov 27, 2009; Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998; Toilet Rascal

Necrothatcher posted:

Oh gently caress I just looked up what he wrote about his daughter

Yeah that one's just weird and gross and uncomfortable to read.

Still not quite as :dogstare:

as when he went full Fourteen Words while reviewing a chicken restaurant.

quote:

In his Times Magazine review, of a new Popeyes branch in Stratford, East London, Coren said "exploiters" of fried chicken recipes in chain restaurants had brought " obesity, sloth, waste, [and] high street degradation" to white communities.

# ? Oct 12, 2023 12:43

happyhippy: Feb 21, 2005; Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup; Pillbug

All 'profits'.
That could be 1 penny.
loving scum.

# ? Oct 12, 2023 12:45

keep punching joe: Jan 22, 2006; Die Satan!

Guavanaut posted:

Still not quite as as when he went full Fourteen Words while reviewing a chicken restaurant.

loving hell

# ? Oct 12, 2023 12:48

Necrothatcher: Mar 26, 2005

Guavanaut posted:

Yeah that one's just weird and gross and uncomfortable to read.

Still not quite as as when he went full Fourteen Words while reviewing a chicken restaurant.