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punct
Jan 9, 2022

NinjaDebugger posted:

The bun equivalent of the burned cheez its.

too bad it's half raw, I would've loved all the extra sesame seeds

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Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



NinjaDebugger posted:

The bun equivalent of the burned cheez its.

Secretly better even though everyone's too cowardly to admit it?

Schubalts
Nov 26, 2007

People say bigger is better.

But for the first time in my life, I think I've gone too far.

It's like a spider carrying around its young.

Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

SUCCHIAMI IL MIO CAZZO DA DIETRO, RANA RAGAZZO



2022 FIA Formula 1 WDC

The bacon sandwich that changed the course of British history.

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

Schubalts posted:

It's like a spider carrying around its young.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wgNxAfBWC4M

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL

Antigravitas posted:




Fischbrötchen :c00l:

Antigravitas
Dec 8, 2019

Die Rettung fuer die Landwirte:
I like that Photoshop Philip left Olaf's face unaltered.
His guests will have a rude awakening from the emetics in the food.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Is he attempting to discreetly expel the fishbread? If so I have to give it an 3/10.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?



Ah, a Korean corndog.

PurpleXVI
Oct 30, 2011

Spewing insults, pissing off all your neighbors, betraying your allies, backing out of treaties and accords, and generally screwing over the global environment?
ALL PART OF MY BRILLIANT STRATEGY!

Now do the other half too and I'm in.

dog nougat
Apr 8, 2009

Dammit. Just came here to post this abomination :argh:

Edit:

dog nougat has a new favorite as of 16:39 on Oct 11, 2023

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
i got some "everything" croissants today that look like that bun. good stuff.

PurpleXVI
Oct 30, 2011

Spewing insults, pissing off all your neighbors, betraying your allies, backing out of treaties and accords, and generally screwing over the global environment?
ALL PART OF MY BRILLIANT STRATEGY!
https://twitter.com/sa_da_tay/status/1712226797692268937

quote:

portland is committing pizza crimes again

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Fivemarks
Feb 21, 2015
Legitimately thought this was some kind of Scandanavian open faced atrocity for a moment.

Edit: Show this to an Italian to make them angry.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

Fivemarks posted:

Legitimately thought this was some kind of Scandanavian open faced atrocity for a moment.

Edit: Show this to an Italian to make them angry.

Italians have the same recipe for pizza, mortadella and pistacchio.

PurpleXVI
Oct 30, 2011

Spewing insults, pissing off all your neighbors, betraying your allies, backing out of treaties and accords, and generally screwing over the global environment?
ALL PART OF MY BRILLIANT STRATEGY!

Fivemarks posted:

Legitimately thought this was some kind of Scandanavian open faced atrocity for a moment.

Edit: Show this to an Italian to make them angry.

Buddy, we're going to sit down and I'm gonna make you eat all of these.

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Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004



Please share with the pizza crimes thread:

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3940135&perpage=40&pagenumber=261&noseen=1

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

PurpleXVI posted:

Buddy, we're going to sit down and I'm gonna make you eat all of these.



Ugh, not nearly enough lemon rind.

I'm pithed off now

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

steinrokkan posted:

Italians have the same recipe for pizza, mortadella and pistacchio.

yeah I was gonna say that pizza looks extremely authentically Italian based on my hundreds hours of bad pizza hunting. The whoopie cushion meat is a must

Edward IV
Jan 15, 2006

Fivemarks posted:

Show this to a New York Italian to make them angry.

FTFY

Sir Lemming
Jan 27, 2009

It's a piece of JUNK!

Man at least some of these other abominations took effort. This just feels like an insult. But also like, a bizarre insult that you don't actually understand.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013


Delicious tomato cum tribute on labial meats pizza

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

Sir Lemming posted:

Man at least some of these other abominations took effort. This just feels like an insult. But also like, a bizarre insult that you don't actually understand.

That sounds like something a kayak eater would say.

PurpleXVI
Oct 30, 2011

Spewing insults, pissing off all your neighbors, betraying your allies, backing out of treaties and accords, and generally screwing over the global environment?
ALL PART OF MY BRILLIANT STRATEGY!

CzarChasm posted:

That sounds like something a kayak eater would say.

...a kayak eater? I'm both worried about what that means and fascinated to learn it.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Since that Japanese artist built a kayak modeled after her vagina I'm not sure if you're being bigoted towards people who perform oral sex on women.

E: look it up, it's real.

maybeadracula
Sep 9, 2022

by sebmojo

PurpleXVI posted:

...a kayak eater? I'm both worried about what that means and fascinated to learn it.




Edited down absurdly large image

maybeadracula has a new favorite as of 18:32 on Oct 12, 2023

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

By popular demand posted:

Since that Japanese artist built a kayak modeled after her vagina I'm not sure if you're being bigoted towards people who perform oral sex on women.

E: look it up, it's real.

Wait seriously? I thought it was a goofy thing I had made up. No actual offense was intended. I just tried to come up with a bizarre nonsense insult.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


I know, I was just loving with you. though the vagina kayak is real.

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟


some people get really uptight and anxious about their google history, but not me, I think as I type "vagina kayak" into the search bar with aplomb

maybeadracula
Sep 9, 2022

by sebmojo
I just searched pink kayak and knew in my heart it would work

Zero_Grade
Mar 18, 2004

Darktider 🖤🌊

~Neck Angels~

PurpleXVI posted:

Buddy, we're going to sit down and I'm gonna make you eat all of these.


Little skeptical about those ones that look like some kind of pate, but otherwise yeah I'm down for all that.

No. 6
Jun 30, 2002


This is fine and probably is better than the average Papa Johns

Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017

by sebmojo
lol if you haven't eaten both pizza and pussy in the past 24 hours imo

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

I think I would have to do it in reverse order unless someone is jonesing for cheesy pepperoni antiqueefs

Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?

OwlFancier posted:

I think I would have to do it in reverse order unless someone is jonesing for cheesy pepperoni antiqueefs

:yum:

more falafel please
Feb 26, 2005

forums poster

OwlFancier posted:

cheesy pepperoni antiqueefs

hope they bring these back, breakfast just isn't the same without my favorite cereal

PurpleXVI
Oct 30, 2011

Spewing insults, pissing off all your neighbors, betraying your allies, backing out of treaties and accords, and generally screwing over the global environment?
ALL PART OF MY BRILLIANT STRATEGY!

Zero_Grade posted:

Little skeptical about those ones that look like some kind of pate, but otherwise yeah I'm down for all that.

I'll trade you for my share of the ones with hard-boiled eggs.

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Sir Lemming
Jan 27, 2009

It's a piece of JUNK!

CzarChasm posted:

That sounds like something a kayak eater would say.

Nonsense, I know you can't have your kayak and eat it too

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