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how long does trump go to jail for?
life
no jail time
elected president from a jail cell
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Rubellavator
Aug 16, 2007


that's a convincing parody account

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mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

Glumwheels posted:

Never gonna happen, Jeffries is stupid to think it’s possible

it could happen in a floor scrum where much of the GOP caucus doesn't know who they're supposed to be voting for in a given round. I don't think they're bright enough to figure it out in real-time, as individuals.

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.
buddykins for speaker of the house

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Rubellavator posted:

this reminds me of the pete & pete episode where this perfect dude shows up who does everything perfectly until little pete challenges him to eat bbq chicken, which he does perfectly without making any mess, but he actually fails because bbq is supposed to be messy

The nineties were so hosed up

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

also this guy is very popular with tweener and teenaged boys, whom he is disseminating his brand to

I'm shocked a bunch of 12-16 year olds look at a rich ripped guy whos always smoking cigars and has a stable of hot women he calls "bitch" and think that's cool

Harton
Jun 13, 2001

External Organs posted:

But that stage name is available...

Dan “The Big Beef” Harton

External Organs
Mar 3, 2006

One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

Harton posted:

Dan “The Big Beef” Harton

Mark Lavengood is known as Huggie Bear. U could do worse.

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.
they’re gonna get Hunter on the stand and normal people will feel bad for him and the bidens because everyone knows an addict

gregday
May 23, 2003

surprised scalise has anything left that can drop

Harton
Jun 13, 2001

External Organs posted:

Mark Lavengood is known as Huggie Bear. U could do worse.

I wish people paid enough attention to me to give me a nickname

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

emfive posted:

she just shipped like $700 worth of dolls the other day, including a black cat doll holding a tinier black cat doll because Hail Satan

I didn't get to see this one before it went, please post

Glumwheels
Jan 25, 2003

https://twitter.com/BidenHQ
https://twitter.com/maggieNYT/status/1712453642450588020

:yooge: Jews, why don’t you like me??

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

Queen of Canada having a very normal day

quote:

It is clear the group remains paranoid of the locals.

“Apparently some horrible people are claiming to spread rat poison around the area where Princess and Comet, the royal puppies of Queen Romana Didulo, go to do their business,” Ondi said in the livestream in reference to Didulo’s two dogs.

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


I liked the one time when he outlined exactly who Jews should be voting for if they expected to count as a real Jew. Rabbi Donald

goth smoking cloves
Feb 28, 2011


He's right

emfive
Aug 6, 2011

Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.

WrasslorMonkey posted:

I didn't get to see this one before it went, please post

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External Organs
Mar 3, 2006

One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

That cat doll!

emfive
Aug 6, 2011

Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.

BBC had some dude from an American think tank (weapons lobbyists) who basically said "bomb Iran" in response to questions about what the gently caress the vaunted IDF was up to

An Apple A Gay
Oct 21, 2008

yeah that cat is freakin me out

new kind of cat
May 8, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

Consummate Professional posted:

buddykins for speaker of the house

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Consummate Professional posted:

buddykins for speaker of the house

the coke and sex orgies will move to the floor and be held in the open

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

buddykins compare yourself to david duke

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

a.lo posted:

i am going to kill pooky. hey mods, i am going to murder him good.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

new kind of cat
May 8, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

the coke and sex orgies will move to the floor and be held in the open

that’s the kind of government transparency we should get behind

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007



Trump is going to be President again.

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar

Consummate Professional posted:

buddykins for speaker of the house



e: lol misspelled buddykins, deal with it

External Organs
Mar 3, 2006

One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

Louisgod posted:

jorp's poems are lovely, good for him


ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

HAIL eSATA-n posted:

from dday econ thread:

lmfao

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006
Buddy Goodkind

neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
oh gently caress

https://twitter.com/seungminkim/status/1712503547940499479

I wonder if that somehow invalidates his security clearance?

Taco Duck
Feb 18, 2011


Just saw a Prius with a Let's Go Brandon sticker. It's over.

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

Consummate Professional posted:

buddykins for speaker of the house

and ik

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004


trump status: right again

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

neutral milf hotel posted:

oh gently caress

https://twitter.com/seungminkim/status/1712503547940499479

I wonder if that somehow invalidates his security clearance?

yes but also his clearance was probably already in a state of suspension

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

buddykinds be nice to your neighbor

Tom Tucker
Jul 19, 2003

I want to warn you fellers
And tell you one by one
What makes a gallows rope to swing
A woman and a gun

I did it folks I got an appt for the dentist today. Don't be like me take care of your teeth friends.

Also Quakers are Cool and Good

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science

running around like a chicken with its balls shot off

An Apple A Gay
Oct 21, 2008

I love trains I love waving I love honking

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Zeriel
Nov 6, 2004

Schmoe Cwead posted:

running around like a chicken with its balls shot off

LMAO

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