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Should I step down as head of twitter
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Yes 420 4.43%
No 69 0.73%
Goku 9001 94.85%
Total: 9490 votes
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crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear

showcase original

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FoolyCharged
Oct 11, 2012

Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
Somebody call for an ant?

kazil posted:

#sports




A whole 80 takedowns, huh? Wow. Such big numbers. Everyone clap for Linda and her number, which definitely isn't pathetically small.

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


do you think linda drinks at the office

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Nah. Why would she go to the office? ChatGPT is doing so well.

Sickening
Jul 16, 2007

Black summer was the best summer.

shyduck posted:

do you think linda drinks at the office

Linda is perma sloshed.

DaveWoo
Aug 14, 2004

Fun Shoe
Hey, if someone offered me millions of dollars to get buzzed and spout meaningless corporate bullshit, I'd probably take that job too.

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!



Zulily Zoetrope
Jun 1, 2011

Muldoon

RatHat posted:

What does "launching 80% global mass to orbit" even mean?

That 80% of the things currently in orbit around earth are being put there by SpaceX rockets.

I'm assuming the statement is as true as any of the others, but that is the claim.

Konar
Dec 14, 2006

by Fluffdaddy

Only someone of very high intelligence could keep such a level head during these hard times and ask these tough questions

Songbearer
Jul 12, 2007




Fuck you say?

Elon could do well to transform himself into a cor-

Songbearer
Jul 12, 2007




Fuck you say?
-kingly nice person












and then shoo-

Cool Dad
Jun 15, 2007

It is always Friday night, motherfuckers


https://store.steampowered.com/app/341940/Hatred/ ?

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003



joylessdivision
Jun 15, 2013




I thought the exact same thing lol.

Victory Lap
Feb 25, 2001

Never... I've never died trying to beat hatred. Not even one time.

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
what is he talking about its even less clear than usual

Zulily Zoetrope
Jun 1, 2011

Muldoon
-ncob

JossiRossi
Jul 28, 2008

A little EQ, a touch of reverb, slap on some compression and there. That'll get your dickbutt jiggling.

thathonkey posted:

what is he talking about its even less clear than usual

He thinks supporting war crimes against Muslims means people won't see he's antisemitic anymore, so he's letting loose?

maybeadracula
Sep 9, 2022

by sebmojo

Victory Lap posted:

Never... I've never died trying to beat hatred. Not even one time.

Hatred is what he calls his wilted dick

Stex T
Mar 7, 2005

Shut the fuck up and get out. Have fun being a slave of the rich and powerful.

Is this one of those sentences Noam Chomsky wrote to act as one of those linguistic paradoxes?

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

the EU just increased their ninja budget so maybe they're having direct dialogues with the Yac over swordpoint in her boozeroom

parthenocarpy
Dec 18, 2003

Did someone say #sports?

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


#sports!

greatBigJerk
Sep 6, 2010

My final form.
If only there was some way to fight hatred by moderating some kind of social media platform.

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.


IBroughttheFunk posted:

Tesla cars are the safest and best cars on the road*

Boring tunnel in Vegas is a roaring success**

X platform dramatically improved**


*Citation needed.

**Citation loving needed

***What plan of reality do you live in


What a thin-skinned little wiener. Also, remember that time he was up all night thinking about how to stop the conflict n Ukraine? Well sorry Palestinians, all he can do is basically hopes and prayers for you.

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1712128941597606315?t=FNMNeoueofbEXF3qpiibvA&s=19

Nah, can't solve world hunger. Just no way :shrug:

Saoshyant
Oct 26, 2010

:hmmorks: :orks:


Waffle House posted:

Nah, can't solve world hunger. Just no way :shrug:

But I thought he was the greatest genius innovator of our time :confused:

Darchangel
Feb 12, 2009

Tell him about the blower!


No. 6 posted:

Just saying that they didn't think anything of this account breaks the rules:

https://twitter.com/Englisc_/status/1703698286199087482

Yep, I and several other goons (you were probably one) reported that specific post, and yet...
Literally posting the 14 Words is not enough to have it removed.


Waffle House posted:

Nah, can't solve world hunger. Just no way :shrug:

It would take billions of dollars. Who has that kind of money?

SgtScruffy
Dec 27, 2003

Babies.


Foo Diddley posted:

what article is that, anyway? i never did know where "his politics are inscrutable" came from and i was always afraid to ask

It was a NYT (?) article, I believe this one: https://www.nytimes.com/2022/12/10/business/media/elon-musk-politics-twitter.html.

The headline gets it mocked, but the jist of the article was "look, Elon seems to be AGAINST a bunch of stuff, but he's never really come out as FOR anything. So really, we can't know what his politics are because all he does is just mock things and post against stuff".


Which, the bigger note is, while that was true at the time, that's the entire platform of the Republican party and far right

Foo Diddley
Oct 29, 2011

cat
christ i hate the NYT

Victory Lap
Feb 25, 2001
"In general, I want all humans to be happy and prosperous, without regard to race, creed, religion or anything else."

Great man, just like almost everyone in the world? That's dope. And since you're the richest person in the world, you have more influence on that than just about anyone else, ever.

So, what have you been up to in pursuit of that?

Oh

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

SgtScruffy posted:

The headline gets it mocked, but the jist of the article was "look, Elon seems to be AGAINST a bunch of stuff, but he's never really come out as FOR anything. So really, we can't know what his politics are because all he does is just mock things and post against stuff".

The literal textbook definition of a conservative

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014

Tiny Timbs posted:

The literal textbook definition of a conservative

he's a liberal, actually

Hippocrass
Aug 18, 2015

That third panel of the first comic just makes it. It's still funny if you remove it, but that panel included just makes it top tier.

16-bit Butt-Head posted:

he's a liberal, actually

He's a socialist, ACTUALLY

My Spirit Otter
Jun 15, 2006


CANADA DOESN'T GET PENS LIKE THIS

SKILCRAFT KREW Reppin' Quality Blind Made American Products. Bitch.

Hippocrass posted:

He's a national socialist, ACTUALLY

Songbearer
Jul 12, 2007




Fuck you say?
He's a spoony bard

Splash Attack
Mar 23, 2008

Yeahhh!
I am GHOS!!
Haaaaaa Ha Ha Ha!!




he’s fat

R.L. Stine
Oct 19, 2007

welcome to dead gay dog house
he's kinda cute

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo

R.L. Stine posted:

he's kinda cute

cute like a stomach pump

nullEntityRNG
Jun 23, 2010

Mostly pseudo-random.

Songbearer posted:

He's a spoony bard

Edward got out of bed to play slick tunes while his friends were dying in a cave in order to save them.

Musk would just go :elon: and steal some meme about dark imps are good, actually

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Aramis
Sep 22, 2009



nullEntityRNG posted:

Edward got out of bed to play slick tunes while his friends were dying in a cave in order to save them.

Musk would just go :elon: and steal some meme about dark imps are good, actually

He 100% would call out the party as idiots for fighting with wooden weapons. Via stolen memes, of course.

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