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Do u eat eggs
gently caress off Derpies
What an eggcellent thread
Goku fusion dancing with an egg
CHICKEN CAME FIRST
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Tarquinn
Jul 3, 2007


I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you
my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal.
Hell Gem

Solefald posted:

bad

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Eggs are good, actually.

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Prof. Crocodile
Jun 27, 2020

My employer is trying to get people to come back into the office, so they started stocking snacks, including prepackaged HBE's. Not the healthiest looking eggs I've ever seen but somebody's eating them.

Konar
Dec 14, 2006

by Fluffdaddy
Mmmm boiled egg condensate my favorite

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Konar posted:

Mmmm boiled egg condensate my favorite

Have a sip

Hazo
Dec 30, 2004

SCIENCE



Prof. Crocodile posted:

My employer is trying to get people to come back into the office, so they started stocking snacks, including prepackaged HBE's. Not the healthiest looking eggs I've ever seen but somebody's eating them.


These are actually p. cool when you're making Scotch Eggs and are too much in a hurry (guest coming, impatient, hungover, etc.) to boil eggs.


Solefald posted:

bad

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lmao at the probe reason

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

Some people say that doing sex stuff with eggs is “disgusting” and “disrespectful” but I think it just shows how much true love and adoration you have for egg

ChairmanMauzer
Dec 30, 2004

It wears a human face.
Do people ever hardboil ostrich eggs?

Just imagine a scotch ostrich egg or a deviled ostrich egg.

Beer Gay So What
Apr 20, 2023

THEY MADE THE BEER GAY AND THATS OK

Prof. Crocodile posted:

My employer is trying to get people to come back into the office, so they started stocking snacks, including prepackaged HBE's. Not the healthiest looking eggs I've ever seen but somebody's eating them.



At best these can function as sauce vessels or for chopping into a salad. Strong vibes of the office throwing a pizza party and they get you little caesers.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

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bird with big dick posted:

Some people say that doing sex stuff with eggs is “disgusting” and “disrespectful” but I think it just shows how much true love and adoration you have for egg

Eggs are actually a strong aphrodisiac and the most erotic of the ovoid foods.

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

Prof. Crocodile posted:

My employer is trying to get people to come back into the office, so they started stocking snacks, including prepackaged HBE's. Not the healthiest looking eggs I've ever seen but somebody's eating them.


Go in early one day pickle all of them

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

Eggs are actually a strong aphrodisiac and the most erotic of the ovoid foods.

what about kiwi-fruit?

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

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ekuNNN posted:

what about kiwi-fruit?

You can gently caress em but it stings if you have any open wounds

jimmy mnemonic
Jan 9, 2007

Fun Shoe

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

Eggs are actually a strong aphrodisiac and the most erotic of the ovoid foods.

Ngl, I find the egg yolk kiss scene in Tampopo to be hot (possible :nws:):

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-X8om0Eork

jimmy mnemonic fucked around with this message at 22:11 on Oct 9, 2023

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

You can gently caress em but it stings if you have any open wounds

I'm learning a lot here

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

jimmy mnemonic posted:

Ngl, I find the egg yolk kiss scene in Tampopo to be hot (possible :nws:):

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-X8om0Eork

Ok maybe sometimes

Solefald posted:

Eggs are bad

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002
Probation
Can't post for 5 hours!
i fried my eggs this morning in lao gan ma spicy chili crisp and it wasnt even that good i feel lied to

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


Chief McHeath posted:

i fried my eggs this morning in lao gan ma spicy chili crisp and it wasnt even that good i feel lied to

Theres a big scam where some of the chili crispy is good and some is just burnt onion but they have like the same names

Just stick to zindrew

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Smugworth posted:

Theres a big scam where some of the chili crispy is good and some is just burnt onion but they have like the same names

Just stick to zindrew

Is that the one with two J's?

Tarkus
Aug 27, 2000

Prof. Crocodile posted:

My employer is trying to get people to come back into the office, so they started stocking snacks, including prepackaged HBE's. Not the healthiest looking eggs I've ever seen but somebody's eating them.



I had some of these on a trip once. The moisture and appearance made them look like crap but after eating them, they're just boiled eggs and taste like boiled eggs. They're ok, not good but ok.

maybeadracula
Sep 9, 2022

by sebmojo

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

The new guy they hired in the caf at work doesn't know how to make over easy eggs. The older caf lady was getting hella mad at him this morning.

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



Tarkus posted:

I had some of these on a trip once. The moisture and appearance made them look like crap but after eating them, they're just boiled eggs and taste like boiled eggs. They're ok, not good but ok.

hard boiled eggs are the worst kind of boiled eggs. they're no good on their own except as some kind of emergency protein ration. they're an ingredient, not a food

much unlike soft boiled eggs

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
hard boiled eggs are good you just have to salt them between bites. basically, WRONG

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022


Saalkin posted:

The new guy they hired in the caf at work doesn't know how to make over easy eggs. The older caf lady was getting hella mad at him this morning.

were you nice him, or did you take this opportunity to engage in a little class warfare?

maybeadracula
Sep 9, 2022

by sebmojo

AARD VARKMAN posted:

hard boiled eggs are good you just have to salt them between bites. basically, WRONG

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



just so yall know I'm sneering down at you as i eat delicious soft boiled eggs out of the shells with a tiny spoon

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

AARD VARKMAN posted:

hard boiled eggs are good you just have to salt them between bites. basically, WRONG

same but with mayo

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

Dick Fontaine posted:

were you nice him, or did you take this opportunity to engage in a little class warfare?

I just looked at my phone.

Eggs turned out good because the lady made them.

ChairmanMauzer
Dec 30, 2004

It wears a human face.

ekuNNN posted:

same but with mayo






ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Beer Gay So What
Apr 20, 2023

THEY MADE THE BEER GAY AND THATS OK

When egg dated his brother I found that to be an odd twist

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
good news i just found a BACKUP MAYONNAISE in my cupboard. Eggs stay winning in all forms

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
lol if u dont have Japanese mayo in your fridge.

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




the only mayo i allow in this house is avocado

maybeadracula
Sep 9, 2022

by sebmojo


"Delicious"

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


poverty goat posted:

just so yall know I'm sneering down at you as i eat delicious soft boiled eggs out of the shells with a tiny spoon

ekuNNN posted:

same but with mayo

Tarkus
Aug 27, 2000

Hard boiled is fine if you slice it and put pepper on each slice.

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel
I like to hold a hard boiled egg in my left hand and sprinkle some Lawry's with my right hand onto it and then take a bite. Repeat 3 or so times.

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
An alright dude.
Hard Boiled eggs with a little Tony's Creole on them are a great loving snack.

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Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




i'm not a huge fan of hard boiled eggs, they often taste a bit sulfury to me

but soft boiled soy marinated eggs, i could eat those until my body gave out

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