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Pepe Silvia Browne posted:drat, they finally got my rear end with a screenshot if you like that screenshot, i got a landscape photo of tehran you're gonna love
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Cheen posted:if you like that screenshot, i got a landscape photo of tehran you're gonna love lol
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# ? Oct 12, 2023 16:49 |
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Cheen posted:if you like that screenshot, i got a landscape photo of tehran you're gonna love when will SA do something to combat the vicious disinformation campaign russia is waging in c-spam??
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# ? Oct 12, 2023 16:50 |
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# ? Oct 12, 2023 16:51 |
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so i've never looked it up - why did yakub do that? just cuz he's evil or what?
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# ? Oct 12, 2023 16:52 |
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he did it because he is a nerd
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# ? Oct 12, 2023 16:58 |
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fuckin Yakubey Emmerich
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# ? Oct 12, 2023 16:58 |
Pepe Silvia Browne posted:so i've never looked it up - why did yakub do that? just cuz he's evil or what? not much motivation is given other than the inhabitants of mecca making fun of his big head. pretty lazy supervillain backstory tbh but the story does involve moses blowing up a cave full of feral white people with dynamite so it's not all bad
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# ? Oct 12, 2023 17:08 |
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Hatebag posted:not much motivation is given other than the inhabitants of mecca making fun of his big head. pretty lazy supervillain backstory tbh but the story does involve moses blowing up a cave full of feral white people with dynamite so it's not all bad lmao hell yeah
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Hatebag posted:not much motivation is given other than the inhabitants of mecca making fun of his big head. pretty lazy supervillain backstory tbh but the story does involve moses blowing up a cave full of feral white people with dynamite so it's not all bad Well I'm sold, where do I convert
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# ? Oct 12, 2023 17:19 |
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there should be more modern religions willing to create new canon for The Bible
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# ? Oct 12, 2023 17:21 |
Pepe Silvia Browne posted:there should be more modern religions willing to create new canon for The Bible all the american ones like mormonism, noi, scientology, etc do that. they're pretty much all cults run by rapists, though, which isn't very good imho
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# ? Oct 12, 2023 17:30 |
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Hatebag posted:not much motivation is given other than the inhabitants of mecca making fun of his big head. pretty lazy supervillain backstory tbh but the story does involve moses blowing up a cave full of feral white people with dynamite so it's not all bad Moses is an ally
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# ? Oct 12, 2023 17:31 |
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Hatebag posted:all the american ones like mormonism, noi, scientology, etc do that. they're pretty much all cults run by rapists, though, which isn't very good imho i have never heard of scientology interacting with the canon of the bible before and would like to know more
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Pepe Silvia Browne posted:i have never heard of scientology interacting with the canon of the bible before and would like to know more i don't have in-depth knowledge of it but this bit from wikipedia is kinda funny quote:In Scientology, an implant is a fake memory installed by evil forces.[17] Mark Driscoll wrote, "According to Scientology, Jesus is an 'implant' forced upon a Thetan about a million years ago".[18] Jack Huberman wrote that in Scientology Jesus is seen as having been "implanted in humanity's collective memory" by the character Xenu from Scientology space opera.[19] Jon Atack wrote that Scientology is essentially anti-Christian, and "Hubbard attacked Christianity as an 'implant', and said that Christ was a fiction."[20] Bent Corydon quoted Hubbard as stating that Christianity evolved from the "R6 Implant": "The man on the cross. There was no Christ! The Roman Catholic Church, through watching the dramatizations of people picked up some little fragments of R6."[14] Hubbard described the belief that the Christian heaven is “the product of two implants dating back more than 43 trillion years.” He said further that heaven is a “false dream” that leads thetans to a goal that does not exist, and persuades them of the singularity of this life.[21]
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lmfao L. Ron Hubbard was a real motherfucker but his style of lying is so funny to read in print Andy Daly also did a very funny impression of him on an episode of Paul F. Tompkins' Dead Authors podcast i think. maybe more than just that.
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# ? Oct 12, 2023 17:40 |
oh yeah there's also an andy daly podcast pilot project where he plays hubbard and reads a fake hubbard sci fi book that's pretty god damned funny
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Hatebag posted:oh yeah there's also an andy daly podcast pilot project where he plays hubbard and reads a fake hubbard sci fi book that's pretty god damned funny Yes that's right! I might need to go back and listen to all of those cuz holy poo poo were they funny
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Old Country Buffet is dead so Yakub must redouble his efforts Edit: change my name has issued a correction as of 18:27 on Oct 12, 2023 |
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Hatebag posted:i don't have in-depth knowledge of it but this bit from wikipedia is kinda funny quote:Hubbard teaches that "the historic Jesus was not nearly the sainted figure [he] has been made out to be. In addition to being a lover of young boys and men, he was given to uncontrollable bursts of temper and hatred". yeah that tracks, jesus did go ham on that fig tree quote:Mark 11:12-25 the funny thing is that jesus knew exactly how fig trees worked, sometimes they have leaves but no fruit, this is psycho poo poo quote:Luke 21:29–31
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# ? Oct 12, 2023 19:04 |
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It's called prop comedy. It's very easy to understand.
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# ? Oct 12, 2023 19:14 |
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gotta assume that was just like one of the disciples trying to sneak their anti-fig grudge in there somewhere
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Could I get this formatted for phablet please?
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# ? Oct 12, 2023 19:27 |
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shackleford posted:the funny thing is that jesus knew exactly how fig trees worked, sometimes they have leaves but no fruit, this is psycho poo poo nah it’s poverty and being poor. it’s not the season for figs is a non sequitor to: I am hungry the story very quickly can be used determine one’s class and privileges by the nature of the response.
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Bar Ran Dun posted:nah it’s poverty and being poor. it’s not the season for figs is a non sequitor to: I am hungry I've heard it suggested that it ties into the whole money lenders at the temple episode as a sort of ad on metaphor. And also Jesus was a Doomsday cult leader, so maybe he figured that there would never be another fig season? But the real answer is that God hates figs
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# ? Oct 12, 2023 20:35 |
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He probably said something a lot closer to "gently caress you, you piece of poo poo no fruit having rear end useless rear end tree"
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# ? Oct 12, 2023 20:36 |
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jesus wanted to gently caress the figs and all the more power to xir
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tokin opposition posted:jesus wanted to gently caress the figs and all the more power to xir comments like these remind me of the difference between figs and fig newtons
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shackleford posted:comments like these remind me of the difference between figs and fig newtons figussy
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Your nudity is a paradise of pomegranates with the fruit of produce; henna flower with spikenard
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my neighbor has a few fig trees. we eat the figs when they are ripe. the figs are good. they who have ears to hear, let them hear.
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there are no fig trees in Finland
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# ? Oct 12, 2023 21:03 |
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fig off
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Regarde Aduck posted:there are no fig trees in Finland good thing i'm not in finland then. also jesus was literally saying "death to israel" when he cursed the fig tree.
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Tfw no deecee figgies
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current photo of the rio negro
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BonHair posted:I've heard it suggested that it ties into the whole money lenders at the temple episode as a sort of ad on metaphor. And also Jesus was a Doomsday cult leader, so maybe he figured that there would never be another fig season? the money lenders story is literally inside the fig story. it’s screamingly obviously intentional as it goes fig tree moneylenders fig tree. 12 The next day as they were leaving Bethany, Jesus was hungry. 13 Seeing in the distance a fig tree in leaf, he went to find out if it had any fruit. When he reached it, he found nothing but leaves, because it was not the season for figs. 14 Then he said to the tree, “May no one ever eat fruit from you again.” And his disciples heard him say it. 15 On reaching Jerusalem, Jesus entered the temple courts and began driving out those who were buying and selling there. He overturned the tables of the money changers and the benches of those selling doves, 16 and would not allow anyone to carry merchandise through the temple courts. 17 And as he taught them, he said, “Is it not written: ‘My house will be called a house of prayer for all nations’[a]? But you have made it ‘a den of robbers.’[b]” 18 The chief priests and the teachers of the law heard this and began looking for a way to kill him, for they feared him, because the whole crowd was amazed at his teaching. 19 When evening came, Jesus and his disciples[c] went out of the city. 20 In the morning, as they went along, they saw the fig tree withered from the roots. 21 Peter remembered and said to Jesus, “Rabbi, look! The fig tree you cursed has withered!”
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Bible Study HYPE
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tokin opposition posted:jesus wanted to gently caress the figs and all the more power to xir none of these words are in the bible. well, except jesus. and figs i guess.
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