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Glottis
May 29, 2002

No. It's necessary.
Yam Slacker

as far as completely nonsense youtube cooking channels go, you've gotta love Guga and his positivity. I'm sure as hell never going to try either of those but they don't go too youtubery with it.

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Pissed Ape Sexist
Apr 19, 2008


We took this trip to Garden Grove
Smelled like weaboo jizz inside the van
Oh yeah

McGavin
Sep 18, 2012

Turpitude II
Nov 10, 2014

Liquid Chicken posted:



A bet a few of you just crossed your legs involuntarily.

egg

mercenarynuker
Sep 10, 2008


Loss edits are getting too abstract for me

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Save the cheerleader, save the world.

cult_hero
Jul 10, 2001

TotalLossBrain posted:

:stonk: What happened to his dick?

Whispers: he got schmeckeled

Schmeckle is yiddish slang for a penis.

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!

cult_hero posted:

Schmeckle is yiddish slang for a penis.

Oh he got schlonged.

Henry Lee Mucus
Dec 11, 2003

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are schlonged equal, that they are schlonged by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of schlonged.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Trump got schlonged by Biden

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

Henry Lee Mucus posted:

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are schlonged equal, that they are schlonged by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of schlonged.

the media knows this

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

....huh.

Happyimp
Sep 26, 2007

I exist I guess.

You need to add some peanut butter to that poo poo. Candy corn mixed with peanuts is amazing.

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.

Happyimp posted:

You need to add some peanut butter to that poo poo. Candy corn mixed with peanuts is amazing.

Candy corn Payday...?

Wee
Dec 16, 2022

by Fluffdaddy

Azza Bamboo
Apr 7, 2018


THUNDERDOME LOSER 2021
Suppose my schlong could eclipse the sun.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Sure if we placed the camera real close to the dilz.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Hell yeah 4.5 degrees cooler, worth it

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004







Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Is this like the meme with the hair dresser, only he went to the face surgeon and said just gently caress me up fam

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Eww.

Why is Vince McMahon?

I wrote that exactly as I intended, answer the question.

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen

By popular demand posted:

Eww.

Why is Vince McMahon?

I wrote that exactly as I intended, answer the question.

He probably saw Michael Jordan and got jealous.

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



I remember that valiant attempt to rehab the toothbrush mustache and if anyone could have done it, it would have been Jordan at the height of his popularity.

Alas even His Airness was no match for the infamy of Der Fuhrer.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

What are you doing here, smoothskin?

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


How dare vyou?! that ghoul from the F3 DLC whose name I can't recall was kinda badass and interesting!

Archonex
May 2, 2012

MY OPINION IS SEERS OF THE THRONE PROPAGANDA IGNORE MY GNOSIS-IMPAIRED RAMBLINGS

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

Get erect, clamp that thing down on the root of your dick, pull it up to the end of your dick while twisting it back and forth. Rub tattoo ink all over and let it heal and voila! free tribal dick tattoo!

Pretty sure this is how you end up with spotted dick.

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
It’s lovely John Waters

nice obelisk idiot
May 18, 2023

funerary linens looking like dishrags
john waters after 20 years of roids and hgh like stallone

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

imagine a world where john waters was the ceo of wrestling. would have been a better one

maybeadracula
Sep 9, 2022

by sebmojo

Dick Fontaine posted:

imagine a world where john waters was the ceo of wrestling. would have been a better one

Can wrestling be more homoerotic? Or sources say maybe!

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


If there's anyone we can safely rely on to make wrestling more perverted* it's our dear Mr. Waters!

*No point just making it more homoerotic, been done to death.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Dick Fontaine posted:

imagine a world where john waters was the ceo of wrestling. would have been a better one

vince mcmahon may not be good for wrestling but he sure as hell is entertaining

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

Scratch Monkey posted:

It’s lovely John Waters

Like a Vince over Johnny Waters~

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

Milo and POTUS posted:

vince mcmahon may not be good for wrestling but he sure as hell is entertaining

such a world would still have vince, but he’d be making movies with divine instead of wrestling with gold dust

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
Post from a friend that showed up on my Facebook feed this morning:

deep dish peat moss
Jul 27, 2006

Should have bought the yogurt with nuts instead

Tarkus
Aug 27, 2000

I think people would be surprised how often bolts and other poo poo come loose from food service machines.

Nfcknblvbl
Jul 15, 2002

While visiting my in-laws in Brazil, I was helping my mother-in-law with cooking beans, I found a glass fuse in the bag.

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Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer

deep dish peat moss posted:

Should have bought the yogurt with nuts instead

:thurman:

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