[Trump] GUILTY! He finally won a popular vote.

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(Thread IKs: bebop esq, Virgil Vox, WrasslorMonkey)

how long does trump go to jail for?
	life
	no jail time
	elected president from a jail cell
	goku

Nonsense: Jan 26, 2007

Brainwreck posted:

https://twitter.com/RollingStone/status/1712539999978271104

this guy seems to have this uncanny ability to know what �the street� is thinking, anywhere apparently.

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ex post facho: Oct 25, 2007

trump has shivers maxxed

# ? Oct 12, 2023 19:59

WrasslorMonkey: Mar 5, 2012

[TRUNTOS] I am BIG MAD!

# ? Oct 12, 2023 20:00

neutral milf hotel: Oct 9, 2001; by Fluffdaddy

oh no

https://twitter.com/bresreports/status/1712532713809363104

:ohdear:

# ? Oct 12, 2023 20:00

neutral milf hotel: Oct 9, 2001; by Fluffdaddy

Steve Scalise can't even get to two (balls)

# ? Oct 12, 2023 20:01

VideoKid: Jul 28, 2006; Avatar War

UFOTacoMan posted:

I had my friend record the first episode of south park on VHS for me when it originally aired, he had cable. that's how lame and old that poo poo is.
Honestly surprised it has lasted so long.

my mom said I wasn�t allowed to watch it so she put Comedy Central under the parental controls on our TVs. She also made the passcode to override the parental controls her birthday so it was completely useless

# ? Oct 12, 2023 20:01

ArmedZombie: Jun 6, 2004

neutral milf hotel posted:

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https://twitter.com/bresreports/status/1712532713809363104

# ? Oct 12, 2023 20:01

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neutral milf hotel posted:

oh no

https://twitter.com/bresreports/status/1712532713809363104

Lmaooooooo

# ? Oct 12, 2023 20:02

limp dick calvin: Sep 1, 2006; Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.

neutral milf hotel posted:

oh no

https://twitter.com/bresreports/status/1712532713809363104

oh naur

# ? Oct 12, 2023 20:02

External Organs: Mar 3, 2006; One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

A vote for speaker of the house must feel like the most blissful emptyquote of all time

# ? Oct 12, 2023 20:04

CaptainBeefart: Mar 28, 2016

VideoKid posted:

my mom said I wasn’t allowed to watch it so she put Comedy Central under the parental controls on our TVs. She also made the passcode to override the parental controls her birthday so it was completely useless

My parents also forbid my brother and I to watch it in the late 90s. Then around 2010 they were huge fans and caught every episode lol.

# ? Oct 12, 2023 20:04

piss guzzler 420: Dec 25, 2022

ArmZ posted:

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piss guzzler 420: Dec 25, 2022

drat how hosed would it be if the government just never did anything�..

# ? Oct 12, 2023 20:06

UFOTacoMan: Sep 22, 2005; Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

imagine sitting down to your one thousandth recording session doing the cartman voice and not thinking of dying

# ? Oct 12, 2023 20:11

Bethamphetamine: Oct 29, 2012

Impeach Netanyahu - Trump likes PMs of Israel that don't get 9/11'd

# ? Oct 12, 2023 20:11

titty_baby_: Nov 11, 2015

UFOTacoMan posted:

imagine sitting down to your one thousandth recording session doing the cartman voice and not thinking of dying

# ? Oct 12, 2023 20:15

crime fighting hog: Jun 29, 2006; I only pray, Heaven knows when to lift you out

please put in the paper that i am big mad

# ? Oct 12, 2023 20:17

Digital Jedi: May 28, 2007; Fallen Rib

ArmZ posted:

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Inspector Hound: Jul 14, 2003

mcmagic posted:

https://twitter.com/shiramstein/status/1712512964077420708

2 freaks

Who gives poo poo

# ? Oct 12, 2023 20:18

piss guzzler 420: Dec 25, 2022

Inspector Hound posted:

Who gives poo poo

# ? Oct 12, 2023 20:19

Louisgod: Sep 25, 2003; Always Watching; Bread Liar

make trump speaker you absolute loving cowards

# ? Oct 12, 2023 20:21

Inspector Hound: Jul 14, 2003

Louisgod posted:

make trump speaker you absolute loving cowards

They won't even tell us about aliens, they won't do poo poo

# ? Oct 12, 2023 20:22

William Bear: Oct 26, 2012; "That's what they all say!"

Trump said earlier he'd be willing to be caretaker Speaker for a short time while you sorted poo poo out! Take him up on it!

# ? Oct 12, 2023 20:22

Fuck You And Diebold: Sep 15, 2004; by Athanatos

neutral milf hotel posted:

oh no

https://twitter.com/bresreports/status/1712532713809363104

there is only one option

trump

# ? Oct 12, 2023 20:22

Louisgod: Sep 25, 2003; Always Watching; Bread Liar

Inspector Hound posted:

They won't even tell us about aliens, they won't do poo poo

this is why we need trump, to lock her up

# ? Oct 12, 2023 20:23

Bethamphetamine: Oct 29, 2012

Trumpdate

quote:

Eric Trump, the second eldest son of former President Donald Trump and the executive vice president of the Trump Organization, was behind the quadrupling of a Trump property in New York's value, according to the company's former accountant.

During his testimony in the $250 million civil fraud trial, former Trump Organization Comptroller Jeffrey McConney said that Eric was responsible for the jump in the value of the Seven Springs development in Westchester County, New York, testifying that it was after a phone conversation with the executive that a section of the estate went up in value from $25 million to $101 million.

McConney had also included seven mansions, estimated to be worth $23 million each, that had not been built yet in the calculations of the previous year, adding $161 million to the total value. The former comptroller said Eric also instructed him to continue to value those mansions the same way the following year.

Newsweek reached out to the Trump campaign via email for comment.

McConney, who began working with the Trump Organization in 1987 and retired in February of this year, is appearing in the trial as both a witness for the prosecution and the defense. Thus far, his testimony has revealed that he also increased the value of other properties by factoring unbuilt units as realized profits, like in the case of the Trump National Golf Club Westchester in Briarcliff Manor.

"[Eric] also, by the way, told you that the project was put on hold, right?" prosecutor Andrew Amer asked McConney on Friday. "But you're still accounting for the profit from those 71 mid-rise units that were put on hold, as if it's immediately realized as of June 30, 2013, correct?"

McConney answered "yes" to both questions.

There may be a pattern here

# ? Oct 12, 2023 20:23

RealityWarCriminal: Aug 10, 2016

Brainwreck posted:

https://twitter.com/RollingStone/status/1712539999978271104

Donald the dove

# ? Oct 12, 2023 20:24

Hatebag: Jun 17, 2008

Louisgod posted:

make trump speaker you absolute loving cowards

imagine the content. just vamping while doing procedural stuff

they gave me this bill to put forward, ok? it's not a very good bill, if you ask me, folks. it's very nasty

# ? Oct 12, 2023 20:28

LegoMan: Mar 17, 2002; ting ting ting; College Slice

CaptainBeefart posted:

My parents also forbid my brother and I to watch it in the late 90s. Then around 2010 they were huge fans and caught every episode lol.

My stepmom forbade King of the Hill from ever bring watched in her house because it was from the creator of Beavis and butthead.

She was literally from Texas of course it became her favorite show later

# ? Oct 12, 2023 20:32

mdemone: Mar 14, 2001

why Wingstop people got to be so rude

yes, I saw you writing my name in big letters on the bag, that's why I stopped you from carrying it out to the rack.

don't have to look at me like I'm creepy, also you could speak instead of snorting

# ? Oct 12, 2023 20:35

Smug Mug: Jul 21, 2011

Nonsense posted:

Trump is going to be President again.

they�re just going to hand it to him again. �dangerous� lol

# ? Oct 12, 2023 20:39

Bethamphetamine: Oct 29, 2012

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Truth Social stock isn't doing so good

# ? Oct 12, 2023 20:39