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LionYeti
Oct 12, 2008



Putting the over under of how many times he's watched Mistico in Mexico matches at +/- .5

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coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

Leave those dogs alone Chris

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
https://twitter.com/borisluchas/status/1712610771115348090/quotes

Whole lotta people gonna be showing their rear end this week

Dimebags Brain
Feb 18, 2013





Isn't Mistico like, the second biggest verifiable draw of about the last 15 years after Cena?

Shard
Jul 30, 2005

there are no draws outside of the united states and sometimes canada. But only if they come to the united states first. That's just science.

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN

Dimebags Brain posted:

Isn't Mistico like, the second biggest verifiable draw of about the last 15 years after Cena?

He has a real argument for Wrestler of the Year. CMLL is the hottest it's been in years with him on top.

But then again, he had a couple of botches in WWE over a decade ago, so obviously he sucks and isn't a real star.

Dawgstar
Jul 15, 2017

"My Business inspirations are Nick Khan & Jordan Belfort"

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~
The Jase Regal Memorial Thread: yOU ARE A VULGAR BUFFOON. GO TO HELL. GET COVID.

We did it folks

Vandar
Sep 14, 2007

Isn't That Right, Chairman?



Big Mutha Truckers 2 posted:

The Jase Regal Memorial Thread: yOU ARE A VULGAR BUFFOON. GO TO HELL. GET COVID.

We did it folks

What's a Jase?

IGgy IGsen
Apr 11, 2013

"If I lose I will set myself on fire."

Vandar posted:

What's a Jase?

He was dead and then he wasn't because he wanted to play call of duty.

I promise I took only very few liberties in this retelling.

1glitch0
Sep 4, 2018

I DON'T GIVE A CRAP WHAT SHE BELIEVES THE HARRY POTTER BOOKS CHANGED MY LIFE #HUFFLEPUFF

Vandar posted:

What's a Jase?

Jase Jasons, the newest NXT signing.

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~

Vandar posted:

What's a Jase?

A Chris Regal of our very own :love:

RandolphCarter
Jul 30, 2005


IGgy IGsen posted:

He was dead and then he wasn't because he wanted to play call of duty.

I promise I took only very few liberties in this retelling.

Can someone please link me to wherever this went down?

El Generico
Feb 3, 2009

Birds revere you and consider you one of their own.

You are welcome in their holy places.
I just want to say that my wrestling watching group always watches on Fite, and it was a lot, lot weirder to watch the Toni Storm segments when we didn't realize they were happening in PiP for everyone else.

Seams
Feb 3, 2005

ROCK HARD
https://twitter.com/ryansatin/status/1712508680619569362?s=46&t=AwMtDeZF_tX5DmOd53fE0g

?????

Trying
Sep 26, 2019

Monstrous father soaking me with a hose and telling me to scoops harder

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro



Good for Ryan for saving us from him.

Mr. Squishy
Mar 22, 2010

A country where you can always get richer.
I can't really recall who Satin is, but a pushy dad pressuring his son into writing for the dirtsheets is very funny. A doctor or a lawyer or a professional athlete is more traditional.

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~
*sat hovering the pen over a half-complete article on Kane lore* But dad, I want to be a s-s-s-s-s-surgeon! :cry:

Pylons
Mar 16, 2009

It puts the star ratings on its skin or else it gets the hose again.

Edge & Christian
May 20, 2001

Earth-1145 is truly the best!
A world of singing, magic frogs,
high adventure, no shitposters
Ryan Satin's father was Scott Satin, a television producer who passed away earlier this year.

Without trying to get too deep into the psyche of any member of the Satin family too deeply, the impression from Satin's public comments really boil down to:

1. Scott Satin loved television, worked in television for decades, but either couldn't break out of or never wanted to break out of doing game shows, lowbrow reality competition/prank shows, etc.
2. Ryan Satin also loved television and got to go to TV sets and meet TV stars through his dad, who got Ryan his first PA gigs on shows his dad worked on, which led to more reality show PA gigs, which led to working as a producer for TMZ, which led to working for WWE.

Ryan Satin pretty obviously has aspirations to work in Prestigious Scripted Television, and has expressed as much. If I had to guess, his father sort of pushed him in the direction "hey, it's a steady job doing this wrestling stuff, don't throw it away" based on his own career trajectory.

fez_machine
Nov 27, 2004

RandolphCarter posted:

Can someone please link me to wherever this went down?

Check the Jase wins sports betting thread in PSP and the memorials thread in SAD

fez_machine fucked around with this message at 13:38 on Oct 13, 2023

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

Ryan Satin is a vulgar shill

Edge & Christian
May 20, 2001

Earth-1145 is truly the best!
A world of singing, magic frogs,
high adventure, no shitposters

coconono posted:

Ryan Satin is a vulgar shill
I was not suggesting otherwise, but Ryan himself seems to be implying that was to make his father (also a vulgar shill of a different stripe) happy

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

it's not like ryan satin can get a good job in wrestling somewhere else. since he's been in tv he couldn't just go back to a really lovely site that no one goes to. that stuff is his excuse and that's fine. nothing interesting

edit here's me:

Cavauro fucked around with this message at 13:46 on Oct 13, 2023

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

Edge & Christian posted:

I was not suggesting otherwise, but Ryan himself seems to be implying that was to make his father (also a vulgar shill of a different stripe) happy

or he's using his dad as an excuse to ignore his unpopularity around the fox tv bullpen.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008


This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!
Isn't Ryan the one who worked for Joe Arpaio and later went on to creepily follow a pornstar around a grocery store?

SatoshiMiwa
May 6, 2007



:aaa:

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

Prokhor Zakharov posted:

Isn't Ryan the one who worked for Joe Arpaio and later went on to creepily follow a pornstar around a grocery store?

Yes to the first, no to the second but it's a funny made up story so it's ok to believe it.

Ziggy Tzardust
Apr 7, 2006
https://twitter.com/saintbetter1/status/1712525397261156367?s=46&t=_akPFYiqAqKbxYd3RPf4Jg

Just in case you’d forgotten the shirt in question

https://twitter.com/_sirlaxalot/status/1712668756256964839?s=46&t=_akPFYiqAqKbxYd3RPf4Jg

Road Dogg preferred the grey

Power Windows
Dec 29, 2004

Brasky used to ride upon a steed, perchance to spy a lady.


1) get the belt off mjf asap yes
2) focus a lot more on reaching media outside the incestuous & toxic Wrestling Media bubble yes
3) stop taping all the shows at once sure whatever
4) stop pushing talent based on who tony is friends with & based on who is actually good I don't think that's happening but sure
5) get belt off mjf yes
6) give the women equal time or more yes
7) stop having so many twinks & actually book the big boys strong no
8) push black wrestlers besides the ones who kiss tony's rear end yes but not for that reason
9) use more types of luchadores than just high flyers yes
10) fewer white guys from new japan no
11) get the belt off mjf yes
12) stop the obsession with rubber matches & trilogies & company "history" that nobody cares about no
13) make the young bucks go on a mission trip or something yes but not a mission trip
14) make ROH its own distinct grittier real graps brand yes
15) actually make real merch & drop PWT yes
16) get belt off mjf yes
17) make samoa joe world champ yes
18) keep belts on big bill & ricky forever yes
19) magically heal jamie hayter yes
20) fewer twitch streamers yes
21) more daniel garcia & moriarty yes
22) kojima & keith lee ROH tag champs yes
23) stop using corny music no
24) fire will washington no
25) get belt off mjf yes
26) get rid of don callis & matt hardy & mark sterling and all of the unfunny scrubs that are embarrassing to watch no yes yes yes
27) stop doing wwe rear end chaos cinema editing & missing important spots or moments bc the director can't keep his fingers still yes
28) actually use connections to sports yes
29) make wrestlers take media training so they stop being weird online never
30) stop trying to pop The Boys how insulting to Dalton Castle
31) unify the trios titles yes
32) women's tag division yes
33) give stokely the book & complete creative control of ROH yes
34) get tony off camera yes
35) run new cities yes
36) get belt off mjf yes

Pretty good list actually

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


But Jay White has the belt

CopywrightMMXI
Jun 1, 2011

One time a guy stole some downhill skis out of my jeep and I was so mad I punched a mailbox. I'm against crime, and I'm not ashamed to admit it.
I hope we see at least one unironic “if Mistico went to WWE he’d be the next Rey Mysterio” take next week.

Drakkel
May 6, 2007

IT'S LIKE I CAN TOUCH YOU!

CopywrightMMXI posted:

I hope we see at least one unironic “if Mistico went to WWE he’d be the next Rey Mysterio” take next week.

"Mistico should join the LWO"

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
Would be very funny if we get a Tony response with maybe a screenshot of an email or something.

https://twitter.com/ThisIsNasty/status/1712878721785544927

Shard
Jul 30, 2005

does posting on twitter count as a promotional tactic? I assumed you'd have to be...promoting something?

Coolness Averted
Feb 20, 2007

oh don't worry, I can't smell asparagus piss, it's in my DNA

GO HOGG WILD!
🐗🐗🐗🐗🐗

Shard posted:

does posting on twitter count as a promotional tactic? I assumed you'd have to be...promoting something?

a ton of these weirdos act like they do online because they think social media interactions are all basically just wrestling promos. That's why it's okay to be really gross about stuff like people's families, or insist their foes are sex weirds and criminals, because it's just a promo! Similarly, when someone acts upset or like you crossed a line they're just helping to build heat.

Mr. Squishy
Mar 22, 2010

A country where you can always get richer.

Shard posted:

does posting on twitter count as a promotional tactic? I assumed you'd have to be...promoting something?

Rampage and Collison! Alverez and others have noted that Khan says something remarkable than announces a new part of the card.

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MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
Been thinking about this tweet since Tuesday.

https://twitter.com/mkurtz91/status/623282578682810368

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