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fuctifino: Jun 11, 2001

That crowdfunded �30,000k should easily pay for his move to Norway

e: 167 (one hundred [and] sixty-seven) is the natural number following 166 and preceding 168.

# ? Oct 12, 2023 22:23

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# ? May 26, 2024 21:37

Failed Imagineer: Sep 22, 2018

I thought the transfer window had closed for the Evangelical Season?

# ? Oct 12, 2023 22:26

Monica Bellucci: Dec 14, 2022

Calvin the Lutheran seems like the start to a mad lib rather than and frankly I prefer Me and Julio down by the schoolyard at Tanagra.

# ? Oct 12, 2023 22:33

Surprise T Rex: Apr 9, 2008; Dinosaur Gum

Clyde Radcliffe posted:

Thank you for making me feel young, if just for a moment.

In the interest of balance, a guy at work earlier told me he wasn�t born when the first Toy Story film came out.

# ? Oct 12, 2023 22:43

ItohRespectArmy: Sep 11, 2019; Cutest In The World, Six Time DDT Ironheavymetalweight champion, Two Time International Princess champion, winner of two tournaments, a Princess Tag Team champion, And a pretty good singer too!
"When I was an idol, I felt nothing every day but now that I'm a pro wrestler I'm in pain constantly!"

Surprise T Rex posted:

In the interest of balance, a guy at work earlier told me he wasn�t born when the first Toy Story film came out.

I wasn't either, tbf

# ? Oct 12, 2023 22:48

Just Another Lurker: May 1, 2009

ItohRespectArmy posted:

I wasn't either, tbf

gently caress.

I was alive before they faked the moon landing. :corsair:

# ? Oct 12, 2023 22:56

Josef bugman: Nov 17, 2011; Pictured: Poster prepares to celebrate Holy Communion (probablY)

This avatar made possible by a gift from the Religionthread Posters Relief Fund

Going to try and put a little bit of happiness out into the world at the moment, but my girlfriend said yes and we are now Fianc�'s!

# ? Oct 12, 2023 22:59

Convex: Aug 19, 2010

Josef bugman posted:

Going to try and put a little bit of happiness out into the world at the moment, but my girlfriend said yes and we are now Fiancé's!

Hey that's awesome mate. Congrats!

# ? Oct 12, 2023 23:03

Jaeluni Asjil: Apr 18, 2018; Sorry I thought you were a landlord when I gave you your old avatar!

Josef bugman posted:

Going to try and put a little bit of happiness out into the world at the moment, but my girlfriend said yes and we are now Fianc�'s!

Congratulations!

# ? Oct 12, 2023 23:03

OwlFancier: Aug 22, 2013

Josef bugman posted:

Going to try and put a little bit of happiness out into the world at the moment, but my girlfriend said yes and we are now Fiancé's!

# ? Oct 12, 2023 23:08

Jakabite: Jul 31, 2010

Josef bugman posted:

Going to try and put a little bit of happiness out into the world at the moment, but my girlfriend said yes and we are now Fianc�'s!

Hell yeah JB, congrats! Really happy for you.

# ? Oct 12, 2023 23:16

Just Another Lurker: May 1, 2009

Josef bugman posted:

Going to try and put a little bit of happiness out into the world at the moment, but my girlfriend said yes and we are now Fianc�'s!

Very happy for you both. :thumbsup:

# ? Oct 12, 2023 23:17

Beefeater1980: Sep 12, 2008; My God, it's full of Horatios!

Josef bugman posted:

Going to try and put a little bit of happiness out into the world at the moment, but my girlfriend said yes and we are now Fianc�'s!

That�s great, congratulations to both of you!

# ? Oct 12, 2023 23:26

Tesseraction: Apr 5, 2009

Failed Imagineer posted:

I liked the way the old coins formed a big shield.

In my lifelong ability to be X degrees of Kevin Bacon away from anything important, my sister's friend is the one who designed that.

A link so tenuous I don't bring it up IRL but here on the internet where lies aren't real, I'm letting you all say that you're one further degree removed from that connection via me.

# ? Oct 12, 2023 23:30

Tesseraction: Apr 5, 2009

Josef bugman posted:

Going to try and put a little bit of happiness out into the world at the moment, but my girlfriend said yes and we are now Fianc�'s!

Wahey! Congratulations to you both!

# ? Oct 12, 2023 23:31

Monica Bellucci: Dec 14, 2022

Josef bugman posted:

Going to try and put a little bit of happiness out into the world at the moment, but my girlfriend said yes and we are now Fianc�'s!

This is bad for Jeremy Corbyn. Also, congratulations.

# ? Oct 12, 2023 23:48

Dabir: Nov 10, 2012

Grats bugman

# ? Oct 13, 2023 00:03

frytechnician: Jan 8, 2004; Happy to see me?

Josef bugman posted:

Going to try and put a little bit of happiness out into the world at the moment, but my girlfriend said yes and we are now Fiancé's!

Get in! Congratulations!

# ? Oct 13, 2023 00:11

Brendan Rodgers: Jun 11, 2014

Josef bugman posted:

Going to try and put a little bit of happiness out into the world at the moment, but my girlfriend said yes and we are now Fianc�'s!

A ray of light

# ? Oct 13, 2023 00:20

big scary monsters: Sep 2, 2011; -~Ｓｋｕｌｌｗａｖｅ~-

Congrats bugman and future bugwife.

# ? Oct 13, 2023 01:23

Jaeluni Asjil: Apr 18, 2018; Sorry I thought you were a landlord when I gave you your old avatar!

OK this is I/P so I've spoilered it as it probably doesn't belong here but the I/P thread is very intimidating (not that I've looked at it for over a year!)

My Arabic isn't great but I saw a statement by Egyptian Ministry of Foreign Affairs which I think says Egypt has opened the Rafah crossing which is between North Sinai & Gaza so maybe some humanitarian aid may be allowed through.

If anyone ITT knows Arabic (I think there are a couple of folk!) - I see references to Arish Airport, Rafah Crossing between Egypt & Gaza State, Palestinians (Filisteen)

Because it's an image, I can't copy & paste the script into google translate (which isn't great at translating arabic anyway at the best of times!)

Oh and now I found out separately Israel bombed the crossing - only way for humanitarian aid or anyone needing medical treatment to get through - a couple of days ago despite Egypt's request that it shouldn't.

Jaeluni Asjil fucked around with this message at 01:39 on Oct 13, 2023

# ? Oct 13, 2023 01:28

NotJustANumber99: Feb 15, 2012; somehow that last av was even worse than your posting

Jaeluni Asjil posted:

OK this is I/P so I've spoilered it as it probably doesn't belong here but the I/P thread is very intimidating (not that I've looked at it for over a year!)

My Arabic isn't great but I saw a statement by Egyptian Ministry of Foreign Affairs which I think says Egypt has opened the Rafah crossing which is between North Sinai & Gaza so maybe some humanitarian aid may be allowed through.

If anyone ITT knows Arabic (I think there are a couple of folk!) - I see references to Arish Airport, Rafah Crossing between Egypt & Gaza State, Palestinians (Filisteen)

Because it's an image, I can't copy & paste the script into google translate (which isn't great at translating arabic anyway at the best of times!)

Oh and now I found out separately Israel bombed the crossing - only way for humanitarian aid or anyone needing medical treatment to get through - a couple of days ago despite Egypt's request that it shouldn't.

google translate can read text in images.

google posted:

Ministry of Foreign Affairs Ministry of Foreign Affairs
These
Egypt calls for the need to provide urgent and safe access for humanitarian aid to the Gaza Strip
The Arab Republic of Egypt calls on all countries and regional and international organizations wishing to provide humanitarian and relief aid to the Palestinian people in the Gaza Strip, to alleviate their suffering and to respond to their suffering as a result of the violent and continuous Israeli bombing, to deliver that aid to Al-Arish International Airport, which has been designated by the Egyptian authorities to receive humanitarian aid. International parties and various international organizations.
Egypt stresses that humanitarian responsibility and universal moral values require people of conscience in all parts of the world to take the initiative to provide humanitarian support to the Palestinian people who are suffering from great dangers at the present time.
The Arab Republic of Egypt also confirms, contrary to the inaccurate information being circulated that has no relation to reality, that the Rafah border crossing between Egypt and the Gaza Strip is open for business and has not been closed at any stage since the beginning of the current crisis, except that its basic facilities on the Palestinian side were destroyed. As a result of the repeated Israeli bombing, it prevents him from carrying out his work normally. Egypt calls on Israel to avoid targeting the Palestinian side of the crossing so that restoration and repair efforts succeed in a way that qualifies it to serve as a crossing and a lifeline to support the Palestinian brothers in the Gaza Strip.
Egyptian Ministry of Foreign Affairs
October 12, 2023 AD
Egypt MFA Blog
MFAEGYPT

# ? Oct 13, 2023 01:41

Lobster God: Nov 5, 2008

Josef bugman posted:

Going to try and put a little bit of happiness out into the world at the moment, but my girlfriend said yes and we are now Fiancé's!

Congrats, that's amazing news! Happiness to you both

# ? Oct 13, 2023 02:03

Albinator: Mar 31, 2010

Josef bugman posted:

Going to try and put a little bit of happiness out into the world at the moment, but my girlfriend said yes and we are now Fianc�'s!

Hope springs eternal! Congratulations to you both!

# ? Oct 13, 2023 02:23

Ataxerxes: Dec 2, 2011; What is a soldier but a miserable pile of eaten cats and strange language?

Josef bugman posted:

Going to try and put a little bit of happiness out into the world at the moment, but my girlfriend said yes and we are now Fiancé's!

Congratulations!

# ? Oct 13, 2023 06:40

sebzilla: Mar 17, 2009; Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.

Congratulations to the newly affianced bugfolk

# ? Oct 13, 2023 07:43

smellmycheese: Feb 1, 2016

Place yer bets. I�m going with �he once ordered a flatbread in a Lebanese restaurant�

# ? Oct 13, 2023 08:18

winegums: Dec 21, 2012

Read that and got slightly worried but it's the star so it'll be sex dwarf stuff.

Honestly think the press will hound him until they kill him.

# ? Oct 13, 2023 08:40

Microplastics: Jul 6, 2007; It's what's for dinner.

You think death will be an escape?

# ? Oct 13, 2023 08:44

fuctifino: Jun 11, 2001

e: nvm

# ? Oct 13, 2023 08:59

Failed Imagineer: Sep 22, 2018

Josef bugman posted:

Going to try and put a little bit of happiness out into the world at the moment, but my girlfriend said yes and we are now Fiancé's!

Congrats to the bugpeople!

Remember you are fiancé and she fiancée. Though it's a weird word to say so you'll probably hardly ever use it

# ? Oct 13, 2023 09:10

Jippa: Feb 13, 2009

Someone posted stuff about how calling yourself a socialist was being re categorized? Did anything more come about that? It was a tweet with a screenshot of some teacher training guidelines?

# ? Oct 13, 2023 09:12

Tesseraction: Apr 5, 2009

Prevent includes only "far right" terrorists to look out for and "left wing" of all stripes.

# ? Oct 13, 2023 09:18

Nenonen: Oct 22, 2009; Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

Microplastics posted:

You think death will be an escape?

# ? Oct 13, 2023 09:19

Jippa: Feb 13, 2009

Tesseraction posted:

Prevent includes only "far right" terrorists to look out for and "left wing" of all stripes.

Wow, the thread search thing actually works. Cheers.

This was the post I was talking about.

forkboy84 posted:

https://twitter.com/charlesbamford/status/1711402081582563693?s=20

Reporting everyone in this thread to Prevent for being extremists with grievance based politics

# ? Oct 13, 2023 09:24

Guavanaut: Nov 27, 2009; Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998; Toilet Rascal

Jippa posted:

Someone posted stuff about how calling yourself a socialist was being re categorized? Did anything more come about that? It was a tweet with a screenshot of some teacher training guidelines?

forkboy84 posted:

https://twitter.com/charlesbamford/status/1711402081582563693?s=20

Reporting everyone in this thread to Prevent for being extremists with grievance based politics

You have to say that Cecil Rhodes was right about the chicken restaurants these days, or they'll throw you in prison.

# ? Oct 13, 2023 09:25

Tesseraction: Apr 5, 2009

I'm just impressed it cared to differentiate socialism and communism as ideologies. I bet if you asked the current shower of bastards (including shadow bastards) not one of them can tell you the difference.

# ? Oct 13, 2023 09:28