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Mr Interweb
Aug 25, 2004

Peggotty posted:

6% of revenue (so close to nothing lol) or a ban of operations in the EU.

shackleford posted:

i wonder if the EU can get a court order to have all the ISPs block twitter. i think that would be funnier than a $6M fine that he won't pay

hmm

a ban would be infinitely better/more effective/funnier than the fine

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Precambrian Video Games
Aug 19, 2002



das hipster posted:

Sure, here you go:



Looking goon sir!

Mr Interweb
Aug 25, 2004

https://twitter.com/RadishHarmers/status/1712508887566360920

:lmao:

he's such a petty little poo poo

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys


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mcbexx
Jul 4, 2004

British dentistry is
not on trial here!




The 44 bn private echo chamber.
Just a constant drip of dopamine from getting validated and receiving adulation from the worst people on the internet. Who get flushed to the top like human turds by paying $8/mo, so he hardly has to face any overt criticism.

Incredible.

titty_baby_
Nov 11, 2015


Mein gott!

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

correct musk format

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Mr Interweb
Aug 25, 2004

Peggotty posted:

6% of revenue (so close to nothing lol) or a ban of operations in the EU.

shackleford posted:

i wonder if the EU can get a court order to have all the ISPs block twitter. i think that would be funnier than a $6M fine that he won't pay

hmm

quote:

a ban would be infinitely better/more effective/funnier than the fine


oh poo poo...it might actually be happening! :pray:

quote:

An EU official has warned that X, the social media platform owned by Elon Musk, could be banned from Europe if it fails to comply with EU rules over disinformation amid the Israel-Gaza conflict.

"These are not empty threats," MEP Stéphanie Yon-Courtin said in a statement sent to Insider.


In a letter signed by Thierry Breton, the European commissioner for the internal market, the EU said on Tuesday that the commission had "indications" the platform was being used to "disseminate illegal content and disinformation in the EU" over Hamas' attacks against Israel.

The EU commissioner gave Musk a deadline at 7 p.m. Central European Time on Wednesday to comply with EU regulations, Yon-Courtin told Insider. Should Musk fail to answer, the social media platform could be sanctioned and even banned, she said.

https://www.businessinsider.com/elon-musk-x-twitter-could-face-europe-expulsion-israel-gaza-2023-10

hope he further agitates them

shackleford
Sep 4, 2006

wanna see him trying to smuggle unlicensed starlink terminals into the EU market to sell to musk fans to evade the ISP bans, only they're being hauled by a tesla semi that keeps breaking down so it's super easy for the EU police to find and catch 'em

shackleford
Sep 4, 2006

when the EU police open the trailer they find kimbal musk forgot to secure any of the cargo and all the terminals are smashed anyway

Precambrian Video Games
Aug 19, 2002



the milk machine posted:



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Tablet:

Malloc Voidstar
May 7, 2007

Fuck the cowboys. Unf. Fuck em hard.
https://twitter.com/BBCWorld/status/1712461002011193437

Mr Interweb
Aug 25, 2004

according to other people who claim to know about this sort of thing, Apple tried to fight the EU and lost recently? if they can take on a company like Apple and win, then i'm a lot more optimistic about them bringing elon to heel.


so...it's erasing all content mentioning what israel is doing to palestine, i'm assuming?

Mr Interweb
Aug 25, 2004

Newsweek reached out via email to representatives for X on Tuesday night, who responded with: "Busy now, please check back later."


well at least it's no longer the poop emoji

toggle
Nov 7, 2005

MUSK

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Concerning.

moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

Represent.



Dinosaur Gum
https://twitter.com/tesla_na/status/1712610140913119276?t=zTqNJ4i3m5HczzE1QQoYOA&s=19

The Top G
Jul 19, 2023

by Fluffdaddy

Blame Pyrrhus posted:

Don't show these people what happens when a Lithium Ion battery is punctured.

Maybe you should find out what happens when a gas tank is punctured. Hint: it’s bad too

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug

2 bottles for $150

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 3 days!
Authentic Battery Fluid Flavor

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1712543250630979716?s=20
5 teslas you're already running the risk of fire

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

should have renamed twitter to cyber you dumb idiot

aRudeTeen
Jul 13, 2003


Cyberurinal

ELTON JOHN
Feb 17, 2014
xyber

Mr Interweb
Aug 25, 2004

a.lo posted:

https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1712543250630979716?s=20
5 teslas you're already running the risk of fire

this is like that norm mcdonald joke about how the cops were planning on framing OJ simpson for the murder of his wife

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
the best gimmick item sold by musks companies will always be the tesla sipping glass that cant stand up by itself. it's like a metaphor, you see

Ursine Catastrophe
Nov 9, 2009

It's a lovely morning in the void and you are a horrible lady-in-waiting.



don't ask how i know

Dinosaur Gum

The Top G posted:

Maybe you should find out what happens when a gas tank is punctured. Hint: it’s bad too

Good point, now remind me which one gets worse when you put water on it

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009


it looks like the Shanghai world financial center

Mr Interweb
Aug 25, 2004

a.lo posted:

should have renamed twitter to cyber you dumb idiot

cyber? sounds way too complicated for him. he should start one letter at a time

like say, x

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

a.lo posted:

https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1712543250630979716?s=20
5 teslas you're already running the risk of fire

Based, shame he got caught

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

happyhippy posted:

2 bottles for $150



:elon::elon::elon:

morningdrew
Jul 18, 2003

It's toe-tapping-ly tragic!


"Keep out of reach of children"

does this include manchildren?

Annabel Pee
Dec 29, 2008

CyberBeer site posted:

It’s CyberBeer o’clock somewhere, just not where you are!

I'd swear this was wrote by Elon himself, no one else has that knack of misunderstanding common phrases so often.

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


how much could a beer cost, 75 dollars?

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys

The Top G posted:

Maybe you should find out what happens when a gas tank is punctured. Hint: it’s bad too

some gasoline leaks out and the car doesn't explode or burst into flames?

TheMightyBoops
Nov 1, 2016

a.lo posted:

https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1712543250630979716?s=20
5 teslas you're already running the risk of fire

Uh just like stack that one on my other Teslas I guess.

Fried Watermelon
Dec 29, 2008



I really really like this image

titty_baby_
Nov 11, 2015

Ursine Catastrophe posted:

Good point, now remind me which one gets worse when you put water on it

Putting water in a gas tank renders the fuel useless at best. There is no fuel tank to put water into in a tesla. Checkmate, haterqq

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The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
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Fried Watermelon posted:

I really really like this image

I like it too

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