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Should I step down as head of twitter
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Yes 420 4.43%
No 69 0.73%
Goku 9001 94.85%
Total: 9490 votes
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teen witch
Oct 9, 2012

Have you ever dreamed this man?

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spanky the dolphin
Sep 3, 2006

Failbird posted:

he is a loathsome offensive brute

... yet I can't look away :raise:

here's to feelin good all the time


spanky the dolphin fucked around with this message at 09:04 on Oct 13, 2023

Failbird
Mar 19, 2009

I'm Batman

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
A classically attractive man with a barrel chest and not even a hint of unsightly workman's tan.

Shaman Tank Spec
Dec 26, 2003

*blep*




I do not like this painting, flubber nuts. Its smug aura mocks me.

explosivo
May 23, 2004

Fueled by Satan

spanky the dolphin posted:

here's to feelin good all the time




Oh my god

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!





holtemon
May 2, 2019

Dancing is forbidden

https://www.reddit.com/r/geography/comments/gs7obk/nice_fcking_meme_bro/

3 years old lol

.random
May 7, 2007


Lol it took me a minute but once you get it, you get it :elon::elon::elon:

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
Why does he act like he discovered the internet two weeks ago

Strategic Tea
Sep 1, 2012

It didn't take Ee-lawn a minute bc his IQ is over 140(!)

MatchaZed
Feb 14, 2010

We Can Do It!


steinrokkan posted:

Why does he act like he discovered the internet two weeks ago

Obsessed with engagement and being loved by morons

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



steinrokkan posted:

Why does he act like he discovered the internet two weeks ago

It gives off so much vibes of when lowtax came to the forums and told goons to be funnier, like his new favourite place kiwi farms

Vichan
Oct 1, 2014

I'LL PUNISH YOU ACCORDING TO YOUR CRIME
https://twitter.com/tesla_na/status/1712610140913119276

:suicide:

teen witch
Oct 9, 2012

The Saddest Rhino posted:

It gives off so much vibes of when lowtax came to the forums and told goons to be funnier, like his new favourite place kiwi farms

Man I really did surpress some of Taxman’s Follies. I totally forgot about that.

morningdrew
Jul 18, 2003

It's toe-tapping-ly tragic!

"elon gave up his life to work 20 hour days running 3 companies to make the world a better place"

also elon:

Scientastic
Mar 1, 2010

TRULY scientastic.
🔬🍒



Incredible shop for the stupidest poo poo imaginable, anyone owning any of this poo poo is an instant red flag

https://shop.tesla.com/category/lifestyle

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
Mangosteen-based beverages are better products than anything Musk has pushed in his entire life.

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006


These Tesla engineers can't even design dildos right, smh

Samuel L. ACKSYN
Feb 29, 2008


Scientastic posted:

Incredible shop for the stupidest poo poo imaginable, anyone owning any of this poo poo is an instant red flag

https://shop.tesla.com/category/lifestyle


car companies in general make a lot of really stupid branded poo poo

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

The Saddest Rhino posted:

It gives off so much vibes of when lowtax came to the forums and told goons to be funnier, like his new favourite place kiwi farms

lol I totally forgot about that

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

Aww are they out of the Tesla Tequila that explodes just like their cars?

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012

.random posted:

Lol it took me a minute but once you get it, you get it :elon::elon::elon:

i still dont get it

JossiRossi
Jul 28, 2008

A little EQ, a touch of reverb, slap on some compression and there. That'll get your dickbutt jiggling.

CABBBBBR

explosivo
May 23, 2004

Fueled by Satan

thathonkey posted:

i still dont get it

The names of foreign cities are high-larious

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014

steinrokkan posted:

Why does he act like he discovered the internet two weeks ago

he invented the internet

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

16-bit Butt-Head posted:

he invented the internet

I thought that was Algorithm

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


Scientastic posted:

Incredible shop for the stupidest poo poo imaginable, anyone owning any of this poo poo is an instant red flag

https://shop.tesla.com/category/lifestyle
It's like everything you see in a SkyMall catalog, including the exorbitant prices

Less Is Definitely
Jan 10, 2012

The Saddest Rhino posted:

It gives off so much vibes of when lowtax came to the forums and told goons to be funnier, like his new favourite place kiwi farms

:dogstare: That's pretty wild given how relentlessly kiwi farms mocked lowtax during his final years. After he died, curiosity got to me and I found his thread on that hellsite.

B-Rock452
Jan 6, 2005
:justflu:

Shout out to the ER nurse that's gonna have to pull one of these out of some musk fanboy

Neito
Feb 18, 2009

😌Finally, an avatar the describes my love of tech❤️‍💻, my love of anime💖🎎, and why I'll never see a real girl 🙆‍♀️naked😭.

Less Is Definitely posted:

:dogstare: That's pretty wild given how relentlessly kiwi farms mocked lowtax during his final years. After he died, curiosity got to me and I found his thread on that hellsite.

Like Musk, Lowtax thought he was in on the joke.

Bertha the Toaster
Jan 11, 2009

Does this one come pre-smashed too?

https://twitter.com/BillSabo11/status/1344352032296116224

Or explode when exposed to sunlight?

https://twitter.com/samsheffer/status/1550974984708816900

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

That plant must be hella drunk

5er
Jun 1, 2000



Yes I would like some CRBRBRRRRBRGBR also.

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

lmao it's $150 for 2 beers and 2 cups

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014
ingredients: water

Neito
Feb 18, 2009

😌Finally, an avatar the describes my love of tech❤️‍💻, my love of anime💖🎎, and why I'll never see a real girl 🙆‍♀️naked😭.

16-bit Butt-Head posted:

ingredients: water

Nah he probably just bought some cheap inBev poo poo. You can buy a lot of bulk alcohol from a relabler and claim it's some sort of bespoke bullshit, happens all the time with Whisky.

I Greyhound
Apr 22, 2008

MusicKrew Dawn Patrol
I thought "glasses that can't be set down except in the special holder" was the dumbest thing on the page....








...





Until I saw this

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006


A dogewhistle is pretty on-brand for Elon and current Elon Fans, though

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kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

one theory is that the whistle was to mess up search results for "tesla whistle blower"

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