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Should I step down as head of twitter
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Yes 420 4.43%
No 69 0.73%
Goku 9001 94.85%
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goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
That's nothing new. I used to like a Pauwel Kwak when I could get it.

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Konar
Dec 14, 2006

by Fluffdaddy

spanky the dolphin posted:

here's to feelin good all the time




:perfect:

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


I Greyhound posted:

Until I saw this

wow only 1000 doge

Wee
Dec 16, 2022

by Fluffdaddy
Twitter is doing whatever this is to everyones feeds

(not my account, I dont have one)


holtemon
May 2, 2019

Dancing is forbidden


epic meme you guys lol you can call me the meme master

Neito
Feb 18, 2009

😌Finally, an avatar the describes my love of tech❤️‍💻, my love of anime💖🎎, and why I'll never see a real girl 🙆‍♀️naked😭.

I Greyhound posted:

I thought "glasses that can't be set down except in the special holder" was the dumbest thing on the page....








...





Until I saw this


60 bucks for a whistle.

kazil posted:

one theory is that the whistle was to mess up search results for "tesla whistle blower"

That's come up every so often but I just don't think Elon has the capacity to plan that far ahead.

Slotducks
Oct 16, 2008

Nobody puts Phil in a corner.


Wee posted:

Twitter is doing whatever this is to everyones feeds

(not my account, I dont have one)



look at all that content in one page! Masterful work Elon! sir!

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

Neito posted:

60 bucks for a whistle.

That's come up every so often but I just don't think Elon has the capacity to plan that far ahead.

I dunno if it's true, but if it is then Elon definitely wasn't the one to come up with it

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray

parthenocarpy posted:

Did someone say #sports?

I didn't, but I'm saying it now! I love #sports!!

Pookah
Aug 21, 2008

🪶Caw🪶





Wee posted:

Twitter is doing whatever this is to everyones feeds

(not my account, I dont have one)




Elon playin Jenga with the stack

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋




Why are bottles shaped like they are? Oh well, probably because everybody is stupid except for me

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014
ride the lightning

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.


kazil posted:

lmao it's $150 for 2 beers and 2 cups



:raise: Are the steins 12oz? The weird geometry makes them look like they're more suited to teacup size.

Circle Nine
Mar 1, 2009

But that’s how it is when you start wanting to have things. Now, I just look at them, and when I go away I carry them in my head. Then my hands are always free, because I don’t have to carry a suitcase.

These look like those masturbation sleeve cases that are trying really hard to make it not like something you masturbate with.

Songbearer
Jul 12, 2007




Fuck you say?

kazil posted:

lmao it's $150 for 2 beers and 2 cups


Brewed in... *cough, hack, spit* ...in... *sniff sniff sob* COMMIEFORNIA?? that's NOT BASED, ELON!!!!

MunchE
Sep 7, 2000

Songbearer posted:

Brewed in... *cough, hack, spit* ...in... *sniff sniff sob* COMMIEFORNIA?? that's NOT BASED, ELON!!!!

Made by a brewery so proud of their beer that they put it below mixed drinks on their menu https://delamo.thebrewshall.com/brand/buzzrock-brewing-co/

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010
lol i forgot the one of tesla tequila breakage ones was a dumbass keeping it by a window like a decoration.

Yoshi Wins
Jul 14, 2013

I completely missed lowtax boosting kiwi farms. Any memorable highlights (well, lowlights, I guess) from that?

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012

Songbearer posted:

Brewed in... *cough, hack, spit* ...in... *sniff sniff sob* COMMIEFORNIA?? that's NOT BASED, ELON!!!!

actually all teslas are built by communists in california and elon musk himself is a socialist haters stay mad

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

thathonkey posted:

actually all teslas are built by communists in california and elon musk himself is a socialist haters stay mad

SoCal-ist*

Songbearer
Jul 12, 2007




Fuck you say?

Yoshi Wins posted:

I completely missed lowtax boosting kiwi farms. Any memorable highlights (well, lowlights, I guess) from that?

Him killing himself

Henry Lee Mucus
Dec 11, 2003

On balance, I really think Elon is the most pathetic human who has ever lived. Not even in the sense that he could change humanity with his wealth (ain’t no billionaire ever doing that), but he’s just sitting around posting memes and yukking it up with his degenerate army of loving nerds. Get a golden palace and gently caress a supermodel or two, you worthless gently caress

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014

Henry Lee Mucus posted:

On balance, I really think Elon is the most pathetic human who has ever lived. Not even in the sense that he could change humanity with his wealth (ain’t no billionaire ever doing that), but he’s just sitting around posting memes and yukking it up with his degenerate army of loving nerds. Get a golden palace and gently caress a supermodel or two, you worthless gently caress

jealous?

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

Songbearer posted:

Brewed in... *cough, hack, spit* ...in... *sniff sniff sob* COMMIEFORNIA?? that's NOT BASED, ELON!!!!

Hmm, wonder why he picked this Buzzrock place...



Huh? Colin Cowherd beer? I need to go deeper....



quote:

On July 23, 2015, Cowherd made remarks connecting the number of baseball players from the Dominican Republic to the game's alleged simplicity. The observation that the Dominican Republic "has not been known in my lifetime as having world class academic abilities", because "a lot of those kids come from rough backgrounds and have not had opportunities academically that other kids from other countries have."[24][25]

The remarks drew the ire of some Dominican players, such as José Bautista, and of the MLB Players Association; later that day, USA Today reported that the MLBPA was considering the possibility of "withholding cooperation" with ESPN and Fox over their lack of reaction to the remarks. Major League Baseball also condemned Cowherd for making remarks they felt were "inappropriate, offensive and completely inconsistent with the values of our game."[24][25]

The following day, ESPN announced that it would immediately cut ties with Cowherd in response to the remarks. During the final episode of The Herd, Cowherd presented statistics from several studies regarding the current state of education in the Dominican Republic. He went on to say that "I could've said a third of baseball's talent is being furnished from countries with economic hardships, therefore educational hurdles. For the record, I used the Dominican Republic because they've furnished baseball with so many great players."[24] Cowherd apologized, though the apology was not well received.[26][27]

Oooohhhhhh, I think I get it now....

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

Time_pants
Jun 25, 2012

Now sauntering to the ring, please welcome the lackadaisical style of the man who is always doing something...

SRQ posted:

my favourite thing to melt down preppers is reminding them that their resource hoard would just get them killed by the first 20 man group with good leadership to find out about it.

Or just mention that if they wanted to live on their own independently from society, they had a really good chance to do that about three years ago and they immediately threw in the towel the second they couldn't get a haircut or see a Smash Mouth concert.

They're not even just lovely, obnoxious LARPers. They're LARPers who don't even like LARPing.

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)

Time_pants posted:

Or just mention that if they wanted to live on their own independently from society, they had a really good chance to do that about three years ago and they immediately threw in the towel the second they couldn't get a haircut or see a Smash Mouth concert.

They're not even just lovely, obnoxious LARPers. They're LARPers who don't even like LARPing.

why pass up the chance to attempt your actual goal, using the chaos of that situation to try and overthrow the Federal government and institute white nationalist religious fascism

Scientastic
Mar 1, 2010

TRULY scientastic.
🔬🍒


PhazonLink posted:

lol i forgot the one of tesla tequila breakage ones was a dumbass keeping it by a window like a decoration.

It’s not actually dumb to think that glass bottles won’t spontaneously explode

If you look at the cross section, you can tell that the bottle is the cheapest, shittest, thinnest glass they could get

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010
yes but you keep stuff out of the sun to prevent quality degrading from (UV) light and the heat cycle of day and night.


also what the gently caress is musk even suggesting with his spartan poo poo. fuckface is saying a current hot war and a complex geopol issue should be solved by his ket brained themepark version of 300.

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014
elon watched 300 and played the first god of war games he knows a lot about sparta and how it wasnt a pussy woke culture like athens

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


tesladogefan420: yes great idea! I was also think that same thing

Hobo Clown
Oct 16, 2012

Here it is, Baby.
Your killer track.




Wee posted:

Twitter is doing whatever this is to everyones feeds

(not my account, I dont have one)


69 :elon::elon::elon:

TheOneAndOnlyT
Dec 18, 2005

Well well, mister fancy-pants, I hope you're wearing your matching sweater today, or you'll be cut down like the ugly tree you are.
So what I'm getting from this and his tweets from the last few days is that he googled Lycurgus a couple days back, and has decided that he's just going to throw his Cool Fact into everything he posts for the next week.

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014
modern sparta is a small town in greece with a population of 16,239

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)

TheOneAndOnlyT posted:

So what I'm getting from this and his tweets from the last few days is that he googled Lycurgus a couple days back, and has decided that he's just going to throw his Cool Fact into everything he posts for the next week.

dudes who are obsessed with 1st party Greek and Roman history as objective fact are the absolute loving worst

MrMojok
Jan 28, 2011

TheOneAndOnlyT posted:

So what I'm getting from this and his tweets from the last few days is that he googled Lycurgus a couple days back, and has decided that he's just going to throw his Cool Fact into everything he posts for the next week.

Yeah, it’s exactly this.

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010
drat how great at politopia would Lycurgus be?

imagine how many synapse he would use

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012

Henry Lee Mucus posted:

On balance, I really think Elon is the most pathetic human who has ever lived. Not even in the sense that he could change humanity with his wealth (ain’t no billionaire ever doing that), but he’s just sitting around posting memes and yukking it up with his degenerate army of loving nerds. Get a golden palace and gently caress a supermodel or two, you worthless gently caress

at least the memes are really good

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


Jestery posted:

Wallace and Gromit rear end looking drawing

I worked really hard on that :(

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kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

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