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Ok Comboomer posted:Lyle’s not that kind of dude, you guys are overthinking this Lyle is a pretty good person when he's not drunk. But he's often drunk. We gotta hold this pose man, Norman Rockwell's gettin' his easel outta the car. (Norman Rockwell (1894-1978) drives the 2005 Mitsubishi Montero)
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Oxxidation posted:not even a hint of lyle leaving his seat. he sees ramses and is No Longer There clint eastwood has been preparing for such a moment 
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Gotta say that Lyle's eyebrows tell the story. I always assumed he had too much product on his hair and it was running down his face rather than sweating. Anyway, eyebrows. Slightly annoyed on the tap, turns with thunderous expression - who is bothering him? Sees Rameses, expression of surprise, leaves pronto - and I guess the factors in that are well, it's RLS and he's sitting next to a drat legend's ex-wife. Of course he gets up and finds another seat.
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Phy posted:Man now I don't even know if I like Royalty! I got to take stock. Royalty is a continuous baking of your own drat staff of life motion
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I've been trying to find a specific Achewood, but the site's search is failing me. It's the one where Ray is browsing Craigslist and finds an ad for an escort with the prices listed as flowers. I remember the phrase "no drama/some drama", and some kind of sovereign citizen thing. It concludes with Ray being upset that you didn't used to have to go to university to get your wick dipped or some other achewoodism. It's driving me nuts that I can't find it. Any help?
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Shaman Tank Spec posted:I've been trying to find a specific Achewood, but the site's search is failing me. It's the one where Ray is browsing Craigslist and finds an ad for an escort with the prices listed as flowers. I remember the phrase "no drama/some drama", and some kind of sovereign citizen thing. It concludes with Ray being upset that you didn't used to have to go to university to get your wick dipped or some other achewoodism. https://achewood.com/2010/09/10/title.html This one is brain tape because there is no end to the use of the phrase SCREW THIS LAND! these days. /edit: Not to mention "poo poo the bed with the lights on". RocketMermaid fucked around with this message at 08:22 on Oct 13, 2023 |
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Oct 13, 2023 08:20
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They got seriously dong-razzled and now all of their "money" is "away from them".
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RocketMermaid posted:https://achewood.com/2010/09/10/title.html Holy poo poo, why did I not remember that it was part of the dong-razzling strip? Thank you! E: and yeah, "poo poo the bed with the lights on" has been part of my lexicon ever since I read this one back in the day. Shaman Tank Spec fucked around with this message at 09:50 on Oct 13, 2023 |
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Oct 13, 2023 09:41
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RocketMermaid posted:https://achewood.com/2010/09/10/title.html This was one of the many points where I realized achewood had to stop for a while lol
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Oct 13, 2023 12:51
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The real sticking point for Ray here is "No sidesaddle," as we (and Japan Man) know he pee sidesaddle.
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JethroMcB posted:The real sticking point for Ray here is "No sidesaddle," as we (and Japan Man) know he pee sidesaddle. I love that when Little Nephew made up a pot dealer character to scare Ray, he immediately went for Japan. You know, the guys who stereotypically are pot dealers. Theodor might not have been wrong about him being the kinda guy who buys magazines about car stereos.
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Shaman Tank Spec posted:I love that when Little Nephew made up a pot dealer character to scare Ray, he immediately went for Japan. You know, the guys who stereotypically are pot dealers.
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And, from the chrysalis, emerged...the caterpillar. [SFX - the sharp, short bleat of a cornet]
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feetnotes posted:Restroom Eyes gets his way Autotune_the_prison_toilet.wav
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Every crew actually does need an rear end in a top hat. Spoiler alert: if you don't know who the rear end in a top hat is in your crew then it is you.
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Nessus posted:Japan has standards, man. Not about everything, but definitely against Todd. WELCOME TO... SEX FUNERAL!
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Video of an overweight cat having to wipe from the front these days due to carpal tunnel would be a fitting conclusion to the internet
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https://achewood.com/2007/05/11/title.html Connie with the classy "gently caress along, now."
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CannonFodder posted:https://achewood.com/2007/05/11/title.html "gently caress along, now" is another phrase that lives in my head forever.
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"To do this was to entirely misunderstand the greater statement of the team’s unique form of victory: they didn’t win the Fight. They beat the Fight."
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moot the hopple posted:Video of an overweight cat having to wipe from the front these days due to carpal tunnel would be a fitting conclusion to the internet My prediction for the end of this arc (but maybe not especially risky) - is that this is entirely just a financial scheme meant to fleece Ray and he'll fall for it. Cult leader wearin' them fancy shoes and talking about how money won't even matter after a large one-time investment. e: And it's getting VERY "Scientology" with the group ostensibly looking like self-help to new members, but turns into insane batshit theory reserved only for the top sanctum that have bought their way up. Scags McDouglas fucked around with this message at 23:26 on Oct 14, 2023 |
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Pat will save Ray by being an rear end in a top hat. The question is whether or not he will somehow reconcile with Rod.
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Scags McDouglas posted:My prediction for the end of this arc (but maybe not especially risky) - is that this is entirely just a financial scheme meant to fleece Ray and he'll fall for it. Cult leader wearin' them fancy shoes and talking about how money won't even matter after a large one-time investment. Referring to Ray as the Whale was pretty much giving that one away, agreed. The real question on my mind is whether or not Pat understood what a "Whale" means when he used that term.
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Dunny posted:Referring to Ray as the Whale was pretty much giving that one away, agreed. The real question on my mind is whether or not Pat understood what a "Whale" means when he used that term. Hah that's hilarious, I completely missed the Whale detail. It's also noticeable that once Pat's use as a social connection was expended, the cult leader quickly switched off his religious rhetoric.
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Pattonesque posted:"To do this was to entirely misunderstand the greater statement of the team’s unique form of victory: they didn’t win the Fight. They beat the Fight."
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Trying to figure out if I can pull off a Todd polo without sounding like an idiot when someone asks me what it is.
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withak posted:Trying to figure out if I can pull off a Todd polo without sounding like an idiot when someone asks me what it is. That's Todd. You know Todd.
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"BEING IN TROUBLE IS A FAKE IDEA" would look really embarrassing in a mugshot.
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Scags McDouglas posted:"BEING IN TROUBLE IS A FAKE IDEA" would look really embarrassing in a mugshot. Not if you'd put on the world's smuggest grin
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KICK BAMA KICK posted:I never think of Achewood as leaving like open questions to be answered but this was a really nice resolution. yeah it really plays into the whole GOF arc as a legitimate exercise in mythmaking. the heroes have finished their journey -- what use is there in the continued existence of Scylla and Charybdis?
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Man, our webcomic's store has a PASSWORD?! That is JAMES BOND IN A TOWEL!
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I assume it's ok to post this off of the Patreon? https://achewood-holiday-pop-up.myshopify.com/ password "entropy1" And oh my god the rabbit ambulance shirt is back! I saw a guy at a party wearing that at least 17 years ago and we were instant best friends.
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Several Thousand Dollars In Motion (Hate these guys)
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Will see if I really receive a cookbook this time or if I have to wait another 10-15 years.
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I'm cool with paying a Patreon sub for the comic, but I don't blame anybody for being justifiably leery of ordering any physical merchandise given the shoddy track record.
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He's got a several year long track record of selling merch. I've got a little framed hand-drawn Beef sitting on my desk from 2021.
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