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haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
Between Scalise and the taser balls heart attack guy, severe ball trauma has become a signature right-wing move

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Fuschia tude
Dec 26, 2004

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2019

Papercut posted:

Like David Duke without the ballage

No, the original quote still works, too

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer

Leon Trotsky 2012 posted:

There's still one Republican who has the experience of negotiating with a Democratic President, the track record of getting votes, and the list of legislative achievements needed to be Speaker of the House.

Even better, he is:



TANNED



RESTED



READY



You want a girly man and dope smoker to be Speaker of the House or do you want someone who knows how to pump some iron?

Shooting Blanks
Jun 6, 2007

Real bullets mess up how cool this thing looks.

-Blade



PostNouveau posted:

You want a girly man and dope smoker to be Speaker of the House or do you want someone who knows how to pump some iron?



He might be a little too woke, he's a huge fan of Rage Against the Machine.

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land




PostNouveau posted:

You want a girly man and dope smoker to be Speaker of the House or do you want someone who knows how to pump some iron?



Now that I think about it, I haven't heard Paul Ryan's name in a while

What's he up to these days?

Fifteen of Many
Feb 23, 2006

Nissin Cup Nudist posted:

Now that I think about it, I haven't heard Paul Ryan's name in a while

What's he up to these days?

He's on the board of Fox News IIRC

the_steve
Nov 9, 2005

We're always hiring!

haveblue posted:

Between Scalise and the taser balls heart attack guy, severe ball trauma has become a signature right-wing move

Everyone knows patriotism is stored in the balls, that's why they're such an easy target.

Leon Trotsky 2012
Aug 27, 2009

YOU CAN TRUST ME!*


*Israeli Government-affiliated poster

Fifteen of Many posted:

He's on the board of Fox News IIRC

And was briefly a guest lecturer at Notre Dame where he taught a class on economics and another on political science.

His current full-time job is working as a "Senior Advisor" at a PR firm that does crisis management, digital marketing, and social media consulting.

Ironically, the firm he works for is also the firm used by the Clinton Foundation and the person who previously had the job he has now was Huma Abedin.

Angry_Ed
Mar 30, 2010




Grimey Drawer

Papercut posted:

Like David Duke without the ballage

David Duke without the ballbag.

Fifteen of Many posted:

He's on the board of Fox News IIRC

Probably perpetually making this facial expression every time he has to go to a board meeting too

Angry_Ed fucked around with this message at 20:15 on Oct 13, 2023

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

zoux posted:

https://twitter.com/MeidasTouch/status/1712170212643262766

According to the doctors over at Fox News, I believe this indicates advanced stage Lewy body dementia.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qI10zKV8rsY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x5LELCi4FHo

ummel
Jun 17, 2002

<3 Lowtax

Fun Shoe
Desantis has declared a state of emergency in Florida because of the war in Israel.

https://www.cbsnews.com/miami/news/gov-desantis-declares-emergency-after-israel-attack/

quote:

Gov. Ron DeSantis on Thursday declared a state of emergency in response to the war between Israel and Hamas, with his office saying the declaration allows the Florida Division of Emergency Management to "bring Floridians home and transport necessary supplies to Israel."

The DeSantis declaration came as the federal government said it is arranging charter flights to transport Americans. Some commercial airlines have halted service to Israel amid the escalating war that started Saturday with Hamas' surprise attack on Israel.

DeSantis' order, in part, called for activation of the Florida National Guard and Florida State Guard as needed. It also directed Division of Emergency Management Director Kevin Guthrie to carry out a state emergency-management plan and "other response, recovery and mitigation plans necessary to cope with the emergency, including any logistical, rescue or evacuation operations."

While a news release from DeSantis' office said the order enables the Division of Emergency Management to "bring Floridians home" and transport supplies to Israel, it did not provide details about how such efforts could be undertaken.

...

Part of DeSantis' emergency order said the attack on Israel "has prompted demonstrations and fundraising campaigns throughout the United States, including Florida, intended to intimidate and threaten the Jewish population and to support Hamas."

It said "protective operations" involving agencies such as the Florida Highway Patrol, Florida Department of Law Enforcement, the Florida Department of Education and the state university system Board of Governors "are expected to strain state and local law enforcement resources."

The order makes available money from what is known as the state's Emergency Preparedness and Response Fund.

I can't make up my mind if it is to skim money from the emergency fund or to loosen police restrictions on breaking up demonstrations. (why not both? etc)

This seemed more USCE than IP to me.

James Garfield
May 5, 2012
Am I a manipulative abuser in real life, or do I just roleplay one on the Internet for fun? You decide!

ummel posted:

Desantis has declared a state of emergency in Florida because of the war in Israel.

https://www.cbsnews.com/miami/news/gov-desantis-declares-emergency-after-israel-attack/

I can't make up my mind if it is to skim money from the emergency fund or to loosen police restrictions on breaking up demonstrations. (why not both? etc)

This seemed more USCE than IP to me.

I'm guessing it's to do nothing, but give him a reason to say Biden Kamala Harris is a Hamas sympathizer for not declaring a national state of emergency like he did in Florida.

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal

ummel posted:

I can't make up my mind if it is to skim money from the emergency fund or to loosen police restrictions on breaking up demonstrations. (why not both? etc)

This seemed more USCE than IP to me.

It's probably the former. There are circulating reports of indeterminate pedigree that there's going to be a worldwide wave of Islamic terrorism today; various leaders are taking it various degrees of seriously and DeSantis is one of the ones who'd milk it for all its worth

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Someone is defending hamas and santos is very upset but not upset enough to name who it is

https://twitter.com/nolandmccaskill/status/1712909576784277646?s=46&t=JBd6ZXmGQ3LmWL-ineTnAA

Ynglaur
Oct 9, 2013

The Malta Conference, anyone?
Watch DeSantis try to deploy the Florida National Guard to the Middle East on his own authority.

Piell
Sep 3, 2006

Grey Worm's Ken doll-like groin throbbed with the anticipatory pleasure that only a slightly warm and moist piece of lemoncake could offer


Young Orc

FizFashizzle posted:

Someone is defending hamas and santos is very upset but not upset enough to name who it is

https://twitter.com/nolandmccaskill/status/1712909576784277646?s=46&t=JBd6ZXmGQ3LmWL-ineTnAA

More info about what actually happaned
https://twitter.com/sahilkapur/status/1712911917189067190

koolkal
Oct 21, 2008

this thread maybe doesnt have room for 2 green xbox one avs
Maybe he thinks if people are talking about him getting into screaming matches with Jewish Americans they'll ignore his multiple federal charges?

Bold move!

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
At least that guy can rest assured he's not human scum now

FewtureMD
Dec 19, 2010

I am very powerful, of course.


FizFashizzle posted:

Someone is defending hamas and santos is very upset but not upset enough to name who it is

https://twitter.com/nolandmccaskill/status/1712909576784277646?s=46&t=JBd6ZXmGQ3LmWL-ineTnAA

Speaking of Santos...

https://twitter.com/matthew___rice/status/1712906886570246425

SirFozzie
Mar 28, 2004
Goombatta!
Can anyone explain to me how suspension bills work? Saw this Tweet (will NOT call it X) that talks about 15 day extensions (of the CR, I assume?) allowing them to discuss Ukraine/Israel aid and continuing to work on FY '24 bills, in return for 50% of suspension bills.

https://twitter.com/sarahnferris/status/1712918091254866011

Honestly, if it's going to be a long fight for the Speaker role while they try to go Night of the Long Knives against each other, it might be in their best interest to keep things going.

edit Ah, it's a procedural thing that allows stuff to pass on a two thirds majority (instead of half) that the House Speaker gets to schedule votes on. So this would allow Dems to get bills through that only the crazy caucus (the craziest part of the crazy caucus) would vote against, but due to them having blocking power in the GOP, wouldn't be scheduled for a vote otherwise. I tend to like it, further marginalizes the crazies, who will then fight harder as they see their leverage slip away as government actually works

SirFozzie fucked around with this message at 21:22 on Oct 13, 2023

cr0y
Mar 24, 2005



Do we have any idea who just had their child kidnapped by George Santos

deoju
Jul 11, 2004

All the pieces matter.
Nap Ghost

Oh, my god. Is he adopting a baby to get sympathy? And a more lenient sentence? There is no bottom to this barrel.

cr0y
Mar 24, 2005



deoju posted:

Oh, my god. Is he adopting a baby to get sympathy? And a more lenient sentence? There is no bottom to this barrel.

I really hope there are protections in place to keep people like George Santos from adopting a child

Hieronymous Alloy
Jan 30, 2009


Why! Why!! Why must you refuse to accept that Dr. Hieronymous Alloy's Genetically Enhanced Cream Corn Is Superior to the Leading Brand on the Market!?!




Morbid Hound

SirFozzie posted:

Can anyone explain to me how suspension bills work? Saw this Tweet (will NOT call it X) that talks about 15 day extensions (of the CR, I assume?) allowing them to discuss Ukraine/Israel aid and continuing to work on FY '24 bills, in return for 50% of suspension bills.

https://twitter.com/sarahnferris/status/1712918091254866011

Honestly, if it's going to be a long fight for the Speaker role while they try to go Night of the Long Knives against each other, it might be in their best interest to keep things going.

edit Ah, it's a procedural thing that allows stuff to pass on a two thirds majority (instead of half) that the House Speaker gets to schedule votes on. So this would allow Dems to get bills through that only the crazy caucus (the craziest part of the crazy caucus) would vote against, but due to them having blocking power in the GOP, wouldn't be scheduled for a vote otherwise. I tend to like it, further marginalizes the crazies, who will then fight harder as they see their leverage slip away as government actually works

Yeah this is smart. Keeps the lights on while letting Republicans continue to twist themselves up.

BonoMan
Feb 20, 2002

Jade Ear Joe
Just got a news alert that they've officially nominated Jordan

https://www.cnn.com/2023/10/13/politics/house-republicans-speaker-fight/index.html

Darko
Dec 23, 2004

The news services have been reporting Jordan for the last 15 mins as well.

SirFozzie
Mar 28, 2004
Goombatta!
Now that I look at it again, that might mean just 15 days of agreeing to do business in the House (not the CR), because the crazies will try to vacate the Speaker Pro Tem if he does any of this stuff.

Piell
Sep 3, 2006

Grey Worm's Ken doll-like groin throbbed with the anticipatory pleasure that only a slightly warm and moist piece of lemoncake could offer


Young Orc

BonoMan posted:

Just got a news alert that they've officially nominated Jordan

https://www.cnn.com/2023/10/13/politics/house-republicans-speaker-fight/index.html

Lol no

https://twitter.com/JakeSherman/status/1712931872651542703

The validation vote here is "will you support Jordan on a floor vote of the full House"

BonoMan
Feb 20, 2002

Jade Ear Joe

Piell posted:

Lol no

https://twitter.com/JakeSherman/status/1712931872651542703

The validation vote here is "will you support Jordan on a floor vote of the full House"

oh yeah no way he actually gets it

Bugsy
Jul 15, 2004

I'm thumpin'. That's
why they call me
'Thumper'.


Slippery Tilde

BonoMan posted:

oh yeah no way he actually gets it

They arent going to even try today.

https://twitter.com/Olivia_Beavers/status/1712931820554056191

BonoMan
Feb 20, 2002

Jade Ear Joe
In related news I was listening to Pivot podcast today and Kara Swisher mentioned both a George Clooney documentary and new NYT investigative report about to come out about his wrestling accusations.

cr0y
Mar 24, 2005



https://twitter.com/reesejgorman/status/1712931558280032257?t=XQbDh0iGkPJJTuZ-WZPjvg&s=19

Almost there!

Ms Adequate
Oct 30, 2011

Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling



Hieronymous Alloy posted:

Yeah this is smart. Keeps the lights on while letting Republicans continue to twist themselves up.

Definitely. Lets them say "Hey look we're trying to offer a lifeline here, and keep government working while the Republicans sort out their mess." which either succeeds and gives them some leverage over the stuff in question, or fails and has them reinforce that they're being grown ups about it while the Republicans are very much not.


So the week between McCarthy being kicked out and the vote for a new guy was well spent, clearly:v:

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

deoju posted:

Oh, my god. Is he adopting a baby to get sympathy? And a more lenient sentence? There is no bottom to this barrel.

I’m honestly just disturbed deeply seeing him even hold a baby. Someone rescue that child.

SirFozzie
Mar 28, 2004
Goombatta!
Thinking about it. if the normal business of the house is dialing up the crazy one notch and looking to the mob to see if they support more crazy/have had enough crazy (they never have had enough crazy, always more, always worse), this is some folks going "Let's maybe turn that crank BACK a bit, while the crazies have attached a power drill to the crazy notch and are spinning it upwards at about 10,000 RPM.

Kale
May 14, 2010

Jesus Christ they actually picked Jim Jordan. Might as well do the 2024 election now cause the U.S will have no government for the next year anyway. At least Schumer can kill any horseshit MAGA legislative priorities in the senate anyway but still.

Kale fucked around with this message at 22:07 on Oct 13, 2023

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal

Kale posted:

Jesus Christ they actually picked Jim Jordan. Might as well do the 2024 election now cause the U.S will have no government for the next year anyway

They've picked Jordan informally, for now. With these numbers he has no prayer of winning the real election and it could fall apart just as easily

Kale
May 14, 2010

haveblue posted:

They've picked Jordan informally, for now. With these numbers he has no prayer of winning the real election and it could fall apart just as easily

Still didnt expect him to be choice #1 over good ol' boy Steve "David Duke without the baggage" Scalise. Really shows you again how much the party is just Trumps absolute bitch now.

SirFozzie
Mar 28, 2004
Goombatta!
https://bocanewsnow.com/2023/10/13/republican-activist-steven-alembik-shoots-wife-kills-self-at-delray-beach-burgerfi/

Republican Activist (and major donor to many candidates including DeSantis who formerly called Obama the (F-Bomb) MUSLIM (N-Word) shoots wife twice (she is in critical condition), then commits suicide, and because Laura Loomer can't resist a chance to make a bad situation worse,, provides an eulogy that yeah, is kinda uncomfortable

Laura Loomer, the failed Boca Raton Congressional Candidate — and extreme right-wing activist, remembered Alembik this way on X, formerly known as Twitter: “Sadly, those of us who knew Steve understood that he struggled with his mental health at times, which he ultimately succumbed to when he died this week, but he always put on a smile for those around him and never complained.”

Never complained. Put a smile for those around him. (Looks again at final moments). Yikes.

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SirFozzie
Mar 28, 2004
Goombatta!

Kale posted:

Still didnt expect him to be choice #1 over good ol' boy Steve "David Duke without the baggage" Scalise. Really shows you again how much the party is just Trumps absolute bitch now.

Scalise beat him in the first round, but couldn't get past 217. Jordan is already 60+ votes short, with 50+ people indicating they won't support him on the floor.

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