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post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011

sex gatorade

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echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
hell yeah

well-read undead
Dec 13, 2022


i think that’s just a beck album

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
uber feets

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

wiki dns. the dns records that anyone can edit.

Perplx
Jun 26, 2004


Best viewed on Orgasma Plasma
Lipstick Apathy
Costco Cloud Platform

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

fart simpson posted:

wiki dns. the dns records that anyone can edit.

now we’re talking

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.


Waffle images for online banking

e: hmm that might just be cryptocurrency

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

echinopsis posted:

uber feets

feet pics marketplace, a place to connect wholesale feet pic providers with feet pic distributors/retail sellers

quality control of the feet pics in exchange for a 20% cut

cowboy beepboop
Feb 24, 2001

webrings 2.0

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
OK


get this



boober

well-read undead
Dec 13, 2022

ok boober

Sweevo
Nov 8, 2007

i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster

Boyce

An app that finds old cartoon strips and replaces the punchline with the word "Apps"

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
lol

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.


patreon but it actually removes money from artists you don't like

e: notreon?

Armitag3
Mar 15, 2020

Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.


Powerful Two-Hander posted:

patreon but it actually removes money from artists you don't like

e: notreon?

sueing as a service

well-read undead
Dec 13, 2022

Powerful Two-Hander posted:

patreon but it actually removes money from artists you don't like

e: notreon?

billtreon

outhole surfer
Mar 18, 2003

a browser with a 10-foot ui that doesn't suck

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.


nudgenudgetilt posted:

a browser with a 10-foot ui that doesn't suck

a computer where the mouse doesn't whiff out of the window when I'm posting

post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011


an entire line of sex supplements that are branded like workout supplements -- sex pre-workout powder, sex bcaas, etc

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome
big tub of sex whey

git apologist
Jun 4, 2003

a small but potent quantity of shareable DNA that you can gift to a woman and create new people with. i know it sounds far fetched but we’ll make it maddeningly addictive to produce and people will do almost anything to share it as often as possible

post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011

git apologist posted:

a small but potent quantity of shareable DNA that you can gift to a woman and create new people with. i know it sounds far fetched but we’ll make it maddeningly addictive to produce and people will do almost anything to share it as often as possible

Hmm. Sounds interesting. Hypothetically, what if you gave it to another man

polyester concept
Mar 29, 2017

post hole digger posted:

Hmm. Sounds interesting. Hypothetically, what if you gave it to another man

what if you gave it to a computer….

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

git apologist posted:

a small but potent quantity of shareable DNA that you can gift to a woman and create new people with. i know it sounds far fetched but we’ll make it maddeningly addictive to produce and people will do almost anything to share it as often as possible

impossible

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

rotor posted:

big tub of sex whey

gives me the farts

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

a startup that does nothing but convinces investors that it does something worth funding and just gives all the VC money to the employees to gently caress around with

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
that’s every startup

you do need somewhat unique smoke n mirrors tho

well-read undead
Dec 13, 2022

a dating site called marry gently caress kill that matches people along the three officially recognized axes of human relationships

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.


well-read undead posted:

a dating site called marry gently caress kill that matches people along the three officially recognized axes of human relationships

kill I can see and maybe even gently caress, but how do you marry an axe? that can't be legally recognised in most jurisdictions!

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
lol

well-read undead
Dec 13, 2022

very carefully

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.


that soup pipe delivery system that one fake Reddit relationships story guy was destroying his relationship with

except it's soup delivered by drones

distortion park
Apr 25, 2011


subscription service that generates high quality gifs and screenshots of movies

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
has anyone tried selling pretentious gifts to pretentious people

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.


Cats as a Service

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
screen savers only the wealthy can afford

LieutenantFrost
Aug 9, 2009

echinopsis posted:

screen savers only the wealthy can afford

iamrich.scr

Internet Old One
Dec 6, 2021

Coke Adds Life
You know how influencers buy friends and likes so it looks like they’re a big deal?
My startup does that but instead sells catty insults, incel death threats, and creepy comments in broken english.

For platinum level customers we’ll create entire subreddits full of detractors.

These are much stronger social signals of internet relevance than a bunch of rear end kissers.

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distortion park
Apr 25, 2011


echinopsis posted:

has anyone tried selling pretentious gifts to pretentious people

https://foreverspin.com/

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