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thathonkey posted:the best gimmick item sold by musks companies will always be the tesla sipping glass that cant stand up by itself. it's like a metaphor, you see iirc these glasses were determined to be excess materials that were repurposed from whatever dumb thing they sold before that, like they had garbage lying around but knew full well you cannot fleece this particular subset of rube enough wow thank you for your continued sustainability efforts elon 
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Oct 13, 2023 15:16
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Mr Interweb posted:https://twitter.com/RadishHarmers/status/1712508887566360920 history books will remember this moment as so many supposed powerful people brains broke after Joe Biden either beat them (trump, republicans) or got more likes than them (Elon musk)
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Oct 13, 2023 15:19
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Oct 13, 2023 15:40
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HAIL eSATA-n posted:cyberstein actually it's cyberstein's mug
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Oct 13, 2023 15:48
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Fried Watermelon posted:I really really like this image The Saddest Rhino posted:I like it too Elon saw it in a dream and drew it himself the next morning
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Oct 13, 2023 15:50
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Techno Mechanicus Musk
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Oct 13, 2023 15:52
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the algorithim must be changed to make me the best poster
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Oct 13, 2023 15:58
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Plank Walker posted:actually it's cyberstein's mug cyberstein's monster: MATCHING PANELS BAAAAD!
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Oct 13, 2023 16:52
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16-bit Butt-Head posted:the algorithim must be changed to make me the best poster what if this is what neuralink is all about
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Oct 13, 2023 16:53
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i had to google it to see if a cryberstein was real or not and those dang zoomers with your yoogioh pulled it off
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Oct 13, 2023 16:57
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the milk machine posted:Techno Mechanicus Musk
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Oct 13, 2023 18:24
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Mr Interweb posted:according to other people who claim to know about this sort of thing, Apple tried to fight the EU and lost recently? if they can take on a company like Apple and win, then i'm a lot more optimistic about them bringing elon to heel. Is this a post supporting censoring the genocide of Palestinians? Because it sure reads that way. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Oct 13, 2023 20:35
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invite code: bsky-social-mj3y6-lmznm
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Oct 13, 2023 21:09
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Euphoriaphone posted:invite code: bsky-social-mj3y6-lmznm this is the musk thread
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Oct 13, 2023 21:25
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Weka posted:Is this a post supporting censoring the genocide of Palestinians? Because it sure reads that way. does it?
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Oct 13, 2023 21:41
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yeah whut
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Oct 13, 2023 21:42
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Good I thought I was going illiterate for a second
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Oct 13, 2023 21:44
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The Top G posted:Maybe you should find out what happens when a gas tank is punctured. Hint: it’s bad too It... leaks gas? I mean, yeah, you'd rather it didn't.
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Oct 13, 2023 21:44
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Weka posted:Is this a post supporting censoring the genocide of Palestinians? Because it sure reads that way. the post is just saying that the EU pressure will most likely be used in a lovely pro-Israel way, not to combat disinformation and hate speech
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Oct 13, 2023 22:25
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Egg Moron posted:i had to google it to see if a cryberstein was real or not and those dang zoomers with your yoogioh pulled it off needs that musk gutto
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Oct 13, 2023 23:08
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Mr Interweb posted:according to other people who claim to know about this sort of thing, Apple tried to fight the EU and lost recently? if they can take on a company like Apple and win, then i'm a lot more optimistic about them bringing elon to heel. Yes, the new EU internet censorship law lets them ban "disinformation" from social media. Disinformation in this case means support for Palestine. Not something to be optimistic about IMO.
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Oct 13, 2023 23:38
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The Top G posted:Maybe you should find out what happens when a gas tank is punctured. Hint: it’s bad too what exactly do you think happens when a gas tank is punctured?
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Oct 14, 2023 00:18
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...! posted:what exactly do you think happens when a gas tank is punctured? the car implodes
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Oct 14, 2023 00:19
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all the fuel leaks out and that poo poo is expensive
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Oct 14, 2023 00:25
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...! posted:what exactly do you think happens when a gas tank is punctured? it's gas, so it whistles out like a whoopy cushion.
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Oct 14, 2023 00:35
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teslas don't leak any gasoline if you puncture them. elon keeps winning and he can't get away with this
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Oct 14, 2023 01:19
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a Vermont man has five of something valuable? 
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Oct 14, 2023 02:03
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Animal-Mother posted:something valuable 
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Oct 14, 2023 03:00
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Animal-Mother posted:a Vermont man has five of something valuable? not all at once, no https://www.marketwatch.com/story/a-vermont-man-duped-tesla-into-giving-him-five-cars-for-free-now-hes-headed-to-prison-ffc173fe quote:Prosecutors said Gonzalez first hit upon his scheme in September 2018, when he placed an order on Tesla’s website for a $58,000 Model 3. Gonzalez made a deposit of $2,500, and when the car was ready for delivery the next month, he provided Tesla with bank information for accounts that didn’t have enough money to cover the balance. quote:In one case, Tesla did not provide Gonzalez with a certificate of ownership, which made it impossible for him to title or resell the car. So he drove the vehicle onto a frozen part of Lake Champlain, purportedly to go ice fishing, and set it on fire, prosecutors said. quote:While in detention, prosecutors said, Gonzalez was recorded telling his girlfriend over the phone about where the car was hidden and about his intent to sell it when he got out of custody. Upon his release, he moved to sell the car to a buyer in New Hampshire, but police were able to intercept it as it was being delivered.
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Oct 14, 2023 10:00
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Verdict: innocent of theft, guilty of climate crimes
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Oct 14, 2023 15:01
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Time_pants posted:It... leaks gas? I mean, yeah, you'd rather it didn't. no it explodes like the entire car was rigged with pyrotechnics, haven’t you seen it in the movies?
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Oct 14, 2023 15:43
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Mister Bates posted:no it explodes like the entire car was rigged with pyrotechnics, haven’t you seen it in the movies? No most of the time the car goes off screen and then there's a loud boom noise. Sometimes a bit of smoke might float by. I might watch very cheap films.
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Oct 14, 2023 15:52
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the car is electric
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Oct 14, 2023 15:53
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Imagine five Teslas at the edge of a frozen lake.
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Oct 14, 2023 16:01
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Nitrousoxide posted:God I hope. That'll finally kill that wretched website. The only thing that will eventually kill Twitter is if the competitors can get reliable news and useful info on other sites and so far that just isn't the case. But a full paywall might just be enough to get those good posters to leave for real.
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Oct 14, 2023 16:09
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eXXon posted:Imagine five Teslas at the edge of a frozen lake. Why does the AI drive thing keep on loving up like this, we were all just trying to go to the mall! WTF even are we!!! poo poo. 
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Oct 14, 2023 16:09
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Netflix re-inventing Cinemas is up there with Musk reinventing tunnels https://twitter.com/discussingfilm/status/1713218598716449071?s=46&t=m_nNbkNoHG4lLitcpyHReg
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Oct 14, 2023 16:52
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They should open them up in old blockbuster locations just to really point it out to everyone how loving stupid this is.
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Oct 14, 2023 17:03
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Egg Moron posted:i had to google it to see if a cryberstein was real or not and those dang zoomers with your yoogioh pulled it off Posted a banned yugioh card. User loses posting privileges for one week.
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Oct 14, 2023 17:08
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smellmycheese posted:Netflix re-inventing Cinemas is up there with Musk reinventing tunnels Well I guess this means my stupid Netflix bill will go up again
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