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fizzy posted:an innocent boy who said "gently caress regulators" he learned that kind of language from caroline! she was a bad influence on him and he didn't know better
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Deep Dish Fuckfest posted:no! he's just an innocent boy who made mistakes everyone makes in their youth. you can't use such crude language! there comes a time in every smol boi's life when he thinks "why don't I create a bunch of unregulated securities and use them to launder money and divert funds for my harebrained futurism schemes", haven't we all been there
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# ? Oct 14, 2023 18:09 |
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:https://twitter.com/TrungTPhan/status/1710368079686078682 I know that this was 18 pages ago, but it's really loving telling that he thinks artists are born and not made
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Beeftweeter posted:https://reuters.com/business/autos-transportation/ferrari-accept-crypto-payment-its-cars-us-2023-10-14/ they won't sell many that way. real coiners would never accept Ferraris, it has to be Lambos.
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# ? Oct 14, 2023 18:28 |
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Shumagorath posted:ferrari about to find out OFAC are not as receptive to rules lawyering as FIA personally I'm excited to see the manner in which they gently caress this up
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notwithoutmyanus posted:I'd be shocked if they find him not guilty after literally everyone saying "yes, we crimed. and by we, we mean Scam Bankrun-Fraud". There's an investment banker on the jury. I honestly think anything is possible right now.
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# ? Oct 14, 2023 18:41 |
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are there any people protesting outside the courtroom with signs like "making a website is not a crime wtf" or did sam manage to make everyone in bitcoin his enemy
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FAUXTON posted:personally I'm excited to see the manner in which they gently caress this up It’s later revealed that Red Bull were responsible for the tainted bitcoins.
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Shumagorath posted:Leclerc coming down the back straight to finally claim a checkered flag, but the track gets flooded by marshals and he is pulled from the car by federal agents. Race feed goes black Holy Grail style. horner giving nervous interviews about their catercoins
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# ? Oct 14, 2023 19:07 |
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DJ Burette posted:I know that the twitter feed of the trial is just a summary and can't be wholy relied on, but the trial seems completely sewn up. The sheer volume of criminal evidence they put into writing, dozens of fraudulent balance sheets etc, combined with all the witness and cooperating defendants lining up to say we defrauded/were defrauded, doesn't leave much room for the defence. The jurors have to end up actually believing that the criminal activity was actually a crime, and as I mentioned before, there is an investment banker sitting on that jury.
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# ? Oct 14, 2023 19:09 |
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Boxturret posted:are there any people protesting outside the courtroom with signs like "making a website is not a crime wtf" or did sam manage to make everyone in bitcoin his enemy he's not really getting anything more than token thoughts and prayers from other coiners I think you're right about him having made an enemy of everyone.
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qirex posted:mother is displeased she birthed the Crimularity but it was really her ethical teachings that helped him reach his full potential
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Potato Salad posted:The jurors have to end up actually believing that the criminal activity was actually a crime, and as I mentioned before, there is an investment banker sitting on that jury. i was thinking the investment banker would be more likely to vote guilty. like they’d know enough to be like “yeah all that was bad and he’s guilty”
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# ? Oct 14, 2023 19:21 |
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Eeyo posted:i was thinking the investment banker would be more likely to vote guilty. like they’d know enough to be like “yeah all that was bad and he’s guilty” He may actually know what we know: Cryptocurrency is all scams and needs to be quarantined then shot.
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# ? Oct 14, 2023 19:39 |
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Shumagorath posted:ferrari about to find out OFAC are not as receptive to rules lawyering as FIA
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# ? Oct 14, 2023 19:48 |
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tired: "be your own bank" wired: "we are checking"
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# ? Oct 14, 2023 20:03 |
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seems legit https://twitter.com/poliebotics/status/1713025671444804076?s=46&t=m_nNbkNoHG4lLitcpyHReg
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# ? Oct 14, 2023 20:24 |
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smellmycheese posted:seems legit big transpotimer energy here
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# ? Oct 14, 2023 20:26 |
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it was stupid and did the usual "missed the entire point" thing that every technological solution to social problems does but otherwise an unremarkable crypto idea... until it got to the bit about marbles and cans creating one-way function dimensional reactors
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# ? Oct 14, 2023 20:36 |
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Eripsa, is that you?
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# ? Oct 14, 2023 20:37 |
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like i don't think it's entirely just a crazy person's ramblings but i do think they're trying to make something they read about in some optics journal but with things they found around the house, and that's very funny
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# ? Oct 14, 2023 20:38 |
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i mean, it absolutely will not do the thing they claim it's intended to do. calling it a "truth beam" is probably a solid indicator of the validity of the concept as well
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# ? Oct 14, 2023 20:42 |
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in the olden days we just demanded someone put a shoe on their head also not sure I understand all the details correctly but this seems to not be immune to things that only partially alter a scene, like snapchat/instagram filters
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# ? Oct 14, 2023 20:45 |
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From Slate: It's long but worth it. Sam crimes in a way the rest of us could only dream of quote:Prosecutors Played a Stunning Recording at the SBF Trial. It Sure Sounded Bad for Him!
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# ? Oct 14, 2023 20:50 |
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til i independently invented the truth beam while creating an analogue video feedback loop with a projector and a handicam several years ago for an installation
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# ? Oct 14, 2023 20:50 |
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Yeah I don’t know what the second bit is talking about but a chain of trust for video sources is probably something we’ll need pretty soon. developed by subject matter experts, not whoever this is
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# ? Oct 14, 2023 20:55 |
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Can the record show that Ms Ellison then proceeded to laugh like dracula after saying how fun losing all this money was??
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# ? Oct 14, 2023 21:22 |
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smellmycheese posted:seems legit bunch of god drat hasholes
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# ? Oct 14, 2023 21:22 |
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i don't understand what the tin can full of broken marbles does here
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# ? Oct 14, 2023 21:23 |
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it looks pretty
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# ? Oct 14, 2023 21:26 |
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Boxturret posted:i don't understand what the tin can full of broken marbles does here his name is sam and he does crimes
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# ? Oct 14, 2023 21:32 |
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Drappi, lol.
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# ? Oct 14, 2023 21:35 |
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i liked the bit where there was a cavity and/or an orb
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# ? Oct 14, 2023 21:59 |
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I got your Truth Beam right here *pisses pants*
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# ? Oct 14, 2023 22:02 |
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We're going to create a comprehensive SBF source code documentation. Here. First file is ftx / src / main.cpp. Feel free to correct me and guide me during this process. I know pretty much poo poo about coding. Yes, this might be completely inane but I am going to take that risk. Let's start with these #crimes: #crime "extraditiontreaties.h" #crime "veganshrimp.h" #crime "caroline.h" #crime "polycule.h" #crime "larrydavid.h" #crime "dontlookhere.h" #crime <games/riot/leagueoflegends.hpp> #crime <boost/prescriptiondrugs.hpp> What do each of these files do and refer to? What is the function of #crime?
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Erenthal posted:#crime "dontlookhere.h" some sorta extortion/CP/tomfuckery bullshit. I dunno
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smellmycheese posted:seems legit ahhh this is the good stuff. it's been a while
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Erenthal posted:We're going to create a comprehensive SBF source code documentation. Here. lol where do i submit my patches? there's one here labeled "emsam"
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# ? Oct 14, 2023 22:41 |
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also it's a small detail but i do like how all the lil' icons they used for the webcams and projectors and computers and stuff look like they're from 2004
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Shame Boy posted:also it's a small detail but i do like how all the lil' icons they used for the webcams and projectors and computers and stuff look like they're from 2004 it's great, the little pictures of people could be straight out of windows vista
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