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The_Rob
Feb 1, 2007

Blah blah blah blah!!
My favorite Sami Story is him seeing Ron Jeremy do stand up and him just telling him he loving sucks.

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Eat My Fuc
May 29, 2007

Sami Rules. Just a passionate guy who has a great mind for in ring storytelling and I love him

Ibexaz
Jul 23, 2013

The faces he makes while posting are inexcusable! When he writes a post his face is like a troll double checking bones to see if there's any meat left! When I post I look like a peacock softly kissing a rose! Didn't his parents provide him with a posting mirror to practice forums faces growing up?

Grendels Dad posted:

In other words, he's always solid with flashes of greatness in spite of how he is used, but mostly you should be interested in him because he is gainfully employed.

Idk if that's the intent of my message, how YOU decide to be interested in SZ is up to you. To me he's the performer who single handedly got me back into wrestling and even if I don't engage with the product he's involved in, I can be happy that he's still doing it at the top of his field!

Now go watch Nakamura vs Zayn at Takeover and see that WWE backed up the SLOM truck for a reason

neoaxd
Nov 13, 2004

it's a drat SLOM truck!
and it stunk

Dragonshirt
Oct 28, 2010

a sight for sore eyes
Sami is one of the greatest to ever do it and single-handedly heated WWE back up. Well, him and Dominic.

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

neoaxd posted:

it's a drat SLOM truck!
and it stunk

Makes sense since it's blood money :v:

Lumbermouth
Mar 6, 2008

GREG IS BIG NOW


Sami’s rise to winning the NXT championship was the first wrestling storyline I got to follow from start to finish. I’ll always be a fan.

is pepsi ok
Oct 23, 2002

Lumbermouth posted:

Sami’s rise to winning the NXT championship was the first wrestling storyline I got to follow from start to finish. I’ll always be a fan.

Sami vs Neville is my all time favorite match. Perfect build, perfect match, perfect post match.

Suplex Liberace
Jan 18, 2012



is pepsi ok posted:

Sami vs Neville is my all time favorite match. Perfect build, perfect match, perfect post match.

it was the peak of nxt

TV Zombie
Sep 6, 2011

Burying all the trauma from past nights
Burying my anger in the past

Though it’s not in wwe, el genericos hype video for his match with steen in roh was really good and the match delivered in many ways.

KungFu Grip
Jun 18, 2008
would people have loved the jackass match more if it was knoxville vs the miz instead of vs sami zayn

Erin M. Fiasco
Mar 21, 2013

Nothing's better than postin' in the morning!



Final Battle 2010 was one of the first iPPVs I ever bought and was solely because of how invested I was in Steen vs. Generico.

TV Zombie
Sep 6, 2011

Burying all the trauma from past nights
Burying my anger in the past

Erin M. Fiasco posted:

Final Battle 2010 was one of the first iPPVs I ever bought and was solely because of how invested I was in Steen vs. Generico.

I attended because of that match. I was just goofing around and one point and saw steen some distance behind me, getting ready just standing and breathing. It scared the heck out of me.

The hype video:

https://youtu.be/T6hp4X-cVKs?si=mwCutjn7ZKLn3AZ1

It’s so good

DogsInSpace!
Sep 11, 2001


Fun Shoe

stab posted:

Yes well aware he dragged me to a Planet Smashers show too.

But loving SLAYER?
There’s something seriously wrong with that boys head.

TV Zombie posted:

Though it’s not in wwe, el genericos hype video for his match with steen in roh was really good and the match delivered in many ways.

I don’t remember if it was PWG or ROH but I remember someone called Generico a bastardman and that will forever be my nickname for Sami. I still blame him for the depths he made Kevin sink to. Kevin Steen is a family man and a PROVIDER!

I will forever be a dumb marking mark for Kevin Steen/Owens. Kevin did nothing wrong.

neoaxd
Nov 13, 2004

TV Zombie posted:

I attended because of that match. I was just goofing around and one point and saw steen some distance behind me, getting ready just standing and breathing. It scared the heck out of me.

The hype video:

https://youtu.be/T6hp4X-cVKs?si=mwCutjn7ZKLn3AZ1

It’s so good

That hype video made me buy the PPV, having never seen any ROH beforehand.

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010
Still the best thing with generico

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=WaOcEESMWuw&pp=ygUYZWwgZ2VuZXJpY28gaXMgYSBiaWcgYm95

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

wrong it's this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iGqZ4yqkpB8

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.


I truly don't understand this.

Why keep dying your hair, but then grow a prominent beard and refuse to dye it? Either dye both, or neither.

Also don't be a creepy pederast. But to ask Jerry Lawler to do that would be too hard.

KungFu Grip
Jun 18, 2008

BrigadierSensible posted:

I truly don't understand this.

Why keep dying your hair, but then grow a prominent beard and refuse to dye it? Either dye both, or neither.

Also don't be a creepy pederast. But to ask Jerry Lawler to do that would be too hard.

i think its because of the stroke and he cant shave or dye the beard himself

Majinfoose
Jul 26, 2007

HOLY SHIT
This vegan brisket is bussin


BrigadierSensible posted:

I truly don't understand this.

Why keep dying your hair, but then grow a prominent beard and refuse to dye it? Either dye both, or neither.

Also don't be a creepy pederast. But to ask Jerry Lawler to do that would be too hard.

It makes him look even more like a pedophile so it's his version of virtue signalling

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

now that he's completely out of power permanently do you think vince might make wwwf or go to aew?

History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004




wbf reboot

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!
Vince will go to AEW as a wrestler.

A few weeks later everyone says: "Wow, he's amazing. I can't believe WWE didn't use this guy!"

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

Kennel posted:

Vince will go to AEW as a wrestler.

A few weeks later everyone says: "Wow, he's amazing. I can't believe WWE didn't use this guy!"

:pray:

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
Vince McMahon twitch stream

History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004




the sex ghost posted:

Vince McMahon onlyfans

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 4 days!

"YOU-STILL-GOT-IT" *fap* *fap* *fapfapfap*

NienNunb
Feb 15, 2012

Vince is going to kickstart his second act in life by becoming a professional Beak’s Dad impersonator outside of Grauman’s Chinese Theater

Gavok
Oct 10, 2005

Brock! Oh, man, I'm sorry about your...

...tooth?


Sydney Bottocks posted:

"YOU-STILL-GOT-IT" *fap* *fap* *fapfapfap*

NO PANTS, that's what you got.

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
Vince will keep turning up and messing around with stuff because it's not like you can escort him from the building. Like when the colonel used to just walk into random KFCs in full colonel attire and start sticking his hands in the herbs and spices

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 4 days!
Vince will be like Inspector Luger from the old Barney Miller sitcom: constantly showing up to waste HHH's time by rambling about the good old days, or griping about some new directive from the bigwigs above them.

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


CM Punk hired as full time Vince Wrangler

JUNGLE BOY
Sep 23, 2019

Ari, thank you for saving the WWE

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

JUNGLE BOY posted:

Ari, thank you for saving the WWE

Suplex Liberace
Jan 18, 2012



drat the man that wrote the greatest story of all time, the bloodline, is leaving?!? In only the top of the 4th??

JUNGLE BOY
Sep 23, 2019

Suplex Liberace posted:

drat the man that wrote the greatest story of all time, the bloodline, is leaving?!? In only the top of the 4th??

Not everyone who starts something is capable of taking it to the next level. Now this story can go where it was always meant to go… DIY vs Roman and Solo Sikoa at Elimination Chamber in Saudi Arabia

Elephant Ambush
Nov 13, 2012

...We sholde spenden more time together. What sayest thou?
Nap Ghost

Gavok posted:

NO PANTS, that's what you got.

NameHurtBrain
Jan 17, 2015

Kennel posted:

Vince will go to AEW as a wrestler.

A few weeks later everyone says: "Wow, he's amazing. I can't believe WWE didn't use this guy!"

Vince was a legit really good performer for his role back in the day. The Austin Feud doesn't hold go as well as it did without Vince playing up the egomaniacal tyrant perfectly. Like, not a technical wizard when it came time to do in ring stuff, but he always played his role well.

There's some alternate timeline where Vince became a full time wrestler instead of inheriting the WWWF, and he turned out to be really good. Unfortunately, even in this timeline he's a piece of poo poo racist rapist, sooo....

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Still mad that the Bryan and Kane tag team wasn't called No Chants in Hell.

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Sigma
Aug 24, 2003

...
Grimey Drawer
Finally a McMahon worthy of the name

https://twitter.com/SeanRossSapp/status/1713737485346382250

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