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Dameius
Apr 3, 2006

...! posted:

I'm convinced, finally. I'm emptying my savings and booking an Emirates flight tonight

Put an Astros onesie on your provided lap cat.

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EvilBlackRailgun
Jan 28, 2007


The idea of trying to appeal to to super rich people as if those people don’t fly private is funny to me

Nothing says luxurious like going through a major airport

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
Justin Moonlander (where that ball landed)

No Safe Word
Feb 26, 2005

Woof Yordan with 3 Ks

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
Heim with the full turnaround to ask the ump where that was

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute

...! posted:

I'm convinced, finally. I'm emptying my savings and booking an Emirates flight tonight

I'd love to see the market research that went into buying those ads. Lotta affluent baseball fans looking to burn five figgies to fly???

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?

Popete posted:

Justin Moonlander (where that ball landed)

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
yordan alvarez is dogshit garbage

Pobrecito
Jun 16, 2020

hasta que la muerte nos separe
Jordan >>> Yordan

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
I'm just gonna rip my own heart out and sit it down next to me, I can't handle this little guy goin ham in my ribs.


Also my wife is mulling over how she feels about my trying to leave her for Evan Carter. She might be a fan, possible competition there.

Dameius
Apr 3, 2006

Sydin posted:

I'd love to see the market research that went into buying those ads. Lotta affluent baseball fans looking to burn five figgies to fly???

The average age of a MLB ticket buyer is like mid 40s still so if you squint real hard you can kind of make sense of it.

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?

...! posted:

Twelve run Astros inning incoming

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=

gorangers 🍊

No Safe Word
Feb 26, 2005

MontGGomery


edit: as in gold glove, not like as in gg game over

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

Big Monty fan, me

papersack
Jul 27, 2003

King Suck.

Dameius
Apr 3, 2006
Astros need to bring back the 39-10 energy.

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
lmao imagine trading Jordan Montgomery for Harrison Bader.

papersack
Jul 27, 2003

Dameius posted:

Astros need to bring back the 39-10 energy.

When they were showing the Astros dugout it looked like they already gave up.

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

Jordan buzzsawing fools

maffew buildings
Apr 29, 2009

too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned
thank you for informing us of the restorative powers of lowe's smile on the rangers dugout john "john smoltz" smoltz

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
Oooooooof generous

No Safe Word
Feb 26, 2005

Shinjobi posted:

Oooooooof generous

even pitchtrax thought it was a strike?

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

Shinjobi posted:

Oooooooof generous

It didn't kiss the corner? Rangers crew seemed ok with it

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k

SilvergunSuperman posted:

It didn't kiss the corner? Rangers crew seemed ok with it

Yeah I'm not too torn up about it, just...dangit

maffew buildings
Apr 29, 2009

too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned
yeah it was a strike but I can see where you'd think the ump blew the call (they're an MLB ump)

Bregor
May 31, 2013

People are idiots, Leslie.

Sydin posted:

lmao imagine trading Jordan Montgomery for Harrison Bader.

lol it always bring me joy. Like Cardinals legend Randy Arozarena

Dameius
Apr 3, 2006


jeeze.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

Bregor posted:

lol it always bring me joy. Like Cardinals legend Randy Arozarena

Don't forget Alcantara and Gallen could be Cardinals

Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




Honestly that’s a good outing from JV.

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

Now would be a good time for Semien to do something

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
I did not have Tavares besting Verlander all night on my bingo card but I haven't predicted a goddamn thing with this team right

No Safe Word
Feb 26, 2005

Intruder posted:

Don't forget Alcantara and Gallen could be Cardinals

and Yordan could have been a Dodger :haw:

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

Kirios posted:

Honestly that’s a good outing from JV.

Lol no poo poo? You'd never know it here.

Chieves
Sep 20, 2010

Time for bullpen heart palpitations, let's goooo

Bregor
May 31, 2013

People are idiots, Leslie.

Intruder posted:

Don't forget Alcantara and Gallen could be Cardinals

Yeah but at least Ozuna had a few productive years.

I guess Liberatore could end but being something, but for now I will lol

papersack
Jul 27, 2003

lol that Wahlberg commercial

maffew buildings
Apr 29, 2009

too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned

papersack posted:

lol that Wahlberg commercial

why is he not already the Sox GM, it makes no sense

No Safe Word
Feb 26, 2005

papersack posted:

lol that Wahlberg commercial

I can't help but think of Andy Samberg doing "Mark Wahlberg talks to animals" on SNL whenever I see Marky Mark doing spots like that

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Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

Bregor posted:

Yeah but at least Ozuna had a few productive years.

I guess Liberatore could end but being something, but for now I will lol

His two years as a Cardinal he had an OPS+ of 106 and 109

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