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Uglycat
Dec 4, 2000
MORE INDISPUTABLE PROOF I AM BAD AT POSTING
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dr_rat posted:


They should teach that in school

I have a degree in philosophy and the first eight weeks of freshman year is dedicated to this

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Xand_Man
Mar 2, 2004

If what you say is true
Wutang might be dangerous


dr_rat posted:

It was thinking about dicks all day that gave them all their great philosopher powers obviously.

They should teach that in school

It's not taught in high school/college because they don't need to

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8tIdCsMufIY

The oldest well-recorded battle in history is the Battle of Megiddo, between Canaanites and Egypt, in the 15th c. BC. Why has humanity spent the last 3,500 years fighting over this strip of mountainous scrub desert?

Mauser
Dec 16, 2003

How did I even get here, son?!
It's spelled Mengedoht

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

That glorious final battle between Christ and the servants of Evil at the Battle of Pee Pee Megadoodoo

Leon Sumbitches
Mar 27, 2010

Dr. Leon Adoso Sumbitches (prounounced soom-'beh-cheh) (born January 21, 1935) is heir to the legendary Adoso family oil fortune.





Guavanaut posted:

Phallusophers.

Phallusoraptors star in the XXX remake of Jurassic Park, JurASSic gently caress.

Lemniscate Blue
Apr 21, 2006

Here we go again.

zoux posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8tIdCsMufIY

The oldest well-recorded battle in history is the Battle of Megiddo, between Canaanites and Egypt, in the 15th c. BC. Why has humanity spent the last 3,500 years fighting over this strip of mountainous scrub desert?

Because a) there have been people there for about as long as there have been people and that's what people do, and b) it's a fairly habitable area near a travel and trade bottleneck between two important centers of agriculture (the Fertile Crescent and the Nile Valley).

Evilreaver
Feb 26, 2007

GEORGE IS GETTIN' AUGMENTED!
Dinosaur Gum

Leon Sumbitches posted:

Phallusoraptors star in the XXX remake of Jurassic Park, JurASSic gently caress.

"Clever girl!"

intense pegging scene ensues

Evilreaver
Feb 26, 2007

GEORGE IS GETTIN' AUGMENTED!
Dinosaur Gum
I assure you I've spared no expense, all of the phallosoraptors here are female, so our asses are perfectly safe

Lemniscate Blue
Apr 21, 2006

Here we go again.
Horny, uh, finds a way.

Evilreaver
Feb 26, 2007

GEORGE IS GETTIN' AUGMENTED!
Dinosaur Gum
One of the phallosoraptors squirts in the IT guy's eyes, in a panic he runs back to his car to find another one waiting in the back seat

trucutru
Jul 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

zoux posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8tIdCsMufIY

The oldest well-recorded battle in history is the Battle of Megiddo, between Canaanites and Egypt, in the 15th c. BC. Why has humanity spent the last 3,500 years fighting over this strip of mountainous scrub desert?

Just because

trucutru fucked around with this message at 20:14 on Oct 10, 2023

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

zoux posted:

The oldest well-recorded battle in history is the Battle of Megiddo, between Canaanites and Egypt, in the 15th c. BC. Why has humanity spent the last 3,500 years fighting over this strip of mountainous scrub desert?

There's buried treasure there. You should totally try and conquer that bit of land to find all that sweet, sweet buried treasure.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

zoux posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8tIdCsMufIY

The oldest well-recorded battle in history is the Battle of Megiddo, between Canaanites and Egypt, in the 15th c. BC. Why has humanity spent the last 3,500 years fighting over this strip of mountainous scrub desert?

Deidre Megiddo

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/truther_dare/status/1711803421685121167

It's at the point where conspicuous displays of rwingers hating pedos makes me MORE suspicious of them

Lord Lambeth
Dec 7, 2011


https://twitter.com/ItalyinIsrael/status/1711821345976181111

if you need context

Lord Lambeth fucked around with this message at 02:10 on Oct 11, 2023

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
I don't see the big deal, Italians are well known for switching sides

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

:lmao:

Pedo guy:



They always look like this

Ruffian Price
Sep 17, 2016

Perverts cry. I laugh.

Nebrilos
Oct 9, 2012
If this guy is so concerned about perverts, why doesn't he consider confessed serial molester Donald Trump a pervert?

Antigravitas
Dec 8, 2019

Die Rettung fuer die Landwirte:
e: Gah.

e2: At least have a picture

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Macron photographs really well.



Oh my god what did you do Holly

Xand_Man
Mar 2, 2004

If what you say is true
Wutang might be dangerous


zoux posted:

Macron photographs really well.



Oh my god what did you do Holly

She's smiling, the monster

Baronjutter
Dec 31, 2007

"Tiny Trains"

Scratch Monkey posted:

:lmao:

Pedo guy:



They always look like this

I've noticed for a lot of alt-right people, "pedophile" is defined very differently than the popular definition. To them a pedo is simply anyone queer existing around children, and nothing else. Hetero attraction to children is fine because its based on biology, anime, and and the bible. A kid learning than trans people exist though is pedophilia. It's a bit like how to russians being a "nazi" has nothing to do with authoritarianism, anti-Semitism, or a lust for genocide. But instead it is simply being "anti-russian" and nothing else, because to them all the other aspects most people use to define a nazi are things russian state/society fully agrees with.

Crunch Buttsteak
Feb 26, 2007

You think reality is a circle of salt around my brain keeping witches out?
Yeah, it's them using agreed-upon societal ills as a method of laundering their nastier opinions to being somewhat socially-acceptable to air in public, as well as giving them an instant turnaround emotion-spiking accusation to shut down all debate. No sane person is pro-pedophile, so if you frame your moral crusade as being against pedophilia, people are more likely to shrug their shoulders and think that your heart is in the right place. Then, once you start saying that the queers shouldn't be around kids and float the idea of trans genocide, if anyone has any objections, you can point at them and say "what are you, some sort of pedophile?!" in a loud voice. Boom, they shut up, which means you win. It doesn't actually have much to do with being against pedophilia at the end of the day, it's just a rhetorical means to an end.

You see the same thing with human trafficking. Nobody's for human trafficking, but if you let someone in the #savethechildren movement have the mic for longer than 5 minutes, you're either going to get an urgent plea to Build the Wall or a battle cry to save the Mole Children from the satanic government's underground adrenochrome factories. Something tells me it's not actually about stopping human trafficking.

bowmore
Oct 6, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

zoux posted:

Macron photographs really well.
secret benefit of being french

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

zoux posted:

Macron photographs really well.

He was taught well.

IT BURNS
Nov 19, 2012

zoux posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8tIdCsMufIY

The oldest well-recorded battle in history is the Battle of Megiddo, between Canaanites and Egypt, in the 15th c. BC. Why has humanity spent the last 3,500 years fighting over this strip of mountainous scrub desert?

Almost looks and sounds like it's part of Inglorious Basterds.

Dawncloack
Nov 26, 2007
ECKS DEE!
Nap Ghost

Evilreaver posted:

"Clever girl!"

intense pegging scene ensues

Ok so I get that you are making a joke but this exists.

It's called Juranal Park. And because it was filmed in the nineties and people would fast forward between sex scenes,the talkie bits in between are seriously, positively hilarious, because the cast are obviously having a ton of fun filming stupid, absurd scenes in character.

- "You don't understand... we are paleontologists!"
- "So? I am a methodist but we accept all kinds here!"

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001
I thought you might of been kidding, but no, it's on IMDB.

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0161728/
There's a great review:

quote:

Silly cheapo comedy
The dinosaurs are a couple of inches tall models that seem to have wandered in from a 1950s Don Glut amateur short movie in "Juranal Park". It's a very silly comedy from L.S. Talbot, whose low-brow humor is painfully similar to that of Cash Markman, my least favorite script writer. Talbot appears on screen in a small role of a newscaster.

With cheap studio sets, story concerns Lust World, an amusement park for sex (admission cost is an amazing $10,000 per person), run by Sir Reginald Tape-Smythe, played by Jonathan Morgan. Movie consists of couples having bareback sex, including two having anal sex with condoms worn for the latter. The toy dinosaur models are held in the foreground between sex scenes like a Soupy Sales or Pee-Wee's Playhouse joke, instead of any attempt at special effects. Violence is strictly off-screen.

It's stupid throughout, especially the dumb jokes. At one point Morgan breaks the fourth wall by holding up the VHS box of the pornographers' previous video "The Living End", as a cheap plug. A TV commercial for breakfast cereal Anal Crunchies is dumb. In-joke references to Al Goldstein and Peter North are used instead of, for once, Ron Jeremy.

The babes are sexy, led by Leena as Reginald's busty girlfriend and Tina Tyler humping her then-husband Tony Tedeschi, cast as a couple of paleontologists. Steve Hatcher oddly enough looks a bit like and talks like Bill Paxton, playing a general who has a three-way with Leena and Nicole London.

This movie sounds amazing.

Ruffian Price
Sep 17, 2016

quote:

Sir Reginald Tape-Smythe
ebert was wrong. movies are art after all

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

quote:

A TV commercial for breakfast cereal Anal Crunchies is dumb.
Not quite sure what they expected. Soaring classical music, quotes from Nobel laureates, Carl Sagan's Cosmos style shots of galaxies and stars forming, then a box of Anal Crunchies?

zoux
Apr 28, 2006



Lots going on in politic's these days

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
How nice of all those politicians to come visit Trump’s cell

Wistful of Dollars
Aug 25, 2009

https://twitter.com/genz_catholic/status/1713650050524426681?s=46&t=6HOSYVrXffESMo0NlyR0Lg

As usual, the ‘thing bad’ sounds rad as hell.

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
Gay married abortions for all!

Gyges
Aug 4, 2004

NOW NO ONE
RECOGNIZE HULK
We have a Gay Empire? My liberal commie indoctrination education has failed me.

Gyges fucked around with this message at 02:18 on Oct 16, 2023

Antigravitas
Dec 8, 2019

Die Rettung fuer die Landwirte:
:hmmyes: Donald Tusk, Gay Emperor.

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Gort
Aug 18, 2003

Good day what ho cup of tea
In case anyone else was wondering what that tweet refers to, looks like the gently caress-awful PiS party in Poland lost reelection:

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2023/oct/15/poland-exit-polls-pis-party-wins-most-votes-but-opposition-coalition-possible

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