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Kenning
Jan 11, 2009

I really want to post goatse. Instead I only have these🍄.



canyoneer posted:

Honestly it has to be hard, knowing that your preferred form of transportation is responsible for a lot of the economic and infrastructure problems in vast swaths of the country. There are definitely car-brained people who sit in silence and take their lumps anytime their car splits in half and drives away, but the people who engage are clearly struggling to defend their decades-lost argument and that's probably frustrating.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

This is an honorable probe. You will go to posting Valhalla when you die.

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Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016

R.I.P.idura leucophrys
You will ride eternal, shiny and- ohh.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
If you aren't heaping poo poo on the car brained what are you even doing with your life?

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

Weaving Merry Christmas magic
You can shut the gently caress up and talk about something else, for a start

https://i.imgur.com/q6g0iG4.mp4

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



Knormal posted:

Um, this guy was parodying the stupid post further up thread, not actually making fun of the car-brained.

Yeah I made a mistake, I woke up too early today and thought a new derail attempt was made and asked admins for help to reverse it. Not sure if anyone is available in the good time zone here

By some pure horror of irony I probated them just before doing a 6 hour cross state journey via car and I literally got to my destination a couple minutes ago

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
No big deal.

An eighteen‐hour timeout is only a week and a half of commute time.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
There are two kinds of people in this world. Avoid them both. Until next time friends!

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde

does this mean when it happens to your ship in Starfield that it isn't a bug but a reference?

Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016

R.I.P.idura leucophrys

Non Compos Mentis posted:

does this mean when it happens to your ship in Starfield that it isn't a bug but a reference?

Exactly. Just like how all the romance options are a reference to the classic film Dr Strangelove.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Platystemon posted:

No big deal.

An eighteen‐hour timeout is only a week and a half of commute time.

lol

Armacham
Mar 3, 2007

Then brothers in war, to the skirmish must we hence! Shall we hence?

Malachite_Dragon posted:

You can shut the gently caress up and talk about something else, for a start

https://i.imgur.com/q6g0iG4.mp4
Red faction guerilla was so good

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


A Moose posted:

lmao that a guy posted that he bikes 3 hours a day to work like it was a normal thing and you all believed him.
Three hour round trip.Only an hour and a half each way. I used to do a 2.5 hour round trip a while back. Sometimes you have to work somewhere inconveniently far from where you live (eg. because your lease ran out and you can't find/afford anywhere closer).


OK so what did they expect to happen? Because the thing collapsing seems to comes as something of a surprise to them.

Bloody Pom
Jun 5, 2011



Unmute for maximum effect
https://twitter.com/NoContextHumans/status/1713579076118597899

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

Speaking of commute (but not the vehicles used for it) there was a guy back in Texas that lived on the other side of the state that commuted in to work. It was about 650 miles one way. He would commute in, work 6 to 8 12-hour shifts in a row, then go back home for the remainder of the two-week period. I don’t know where he slept and bathed.

bad_fmr
Nov 28, 2007

The Saddest Rhino posted:

Yeah I made a mistake, I woke up too early today and thought a new derail attempt was made and asked admins for help to reverse it. Not sure if anyone is available in the good time zone here

By some pure horror of irony I probated them just before doing a 6 hour cross state journey via car and I literally got to my destination a couple minutes ago

I see the sentence was commuted.

Perestroika
Apr 8, 2010

Tiggum posted:

Three hour round trip.Only an hour and a half each way. I used to do a 2.5 hour round trip a while back. Sometimes you have to work somewhere inconveniently far from where you live (eg. because your lease ran out and you can't find/afford anywhere closer).

OK so what did they expect to happen? Because the thing collapsing seems to comes as something of a surprise to them.

They probably expected it to fall like a tree, i.e. slowly toppling in the direction of the notch they knocked into it, i.e. towards the right. The whole thing just collapsing straight down and coming towards them was the surprising part.

Issaries
Sep 15, 2008

"At the end of the day
We are all human beings
My father once told me that
The world has no borders"


I call this: "Mods making a controversial 6-hour probe."

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
leave the sound off
https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_s2kwtczscL1vmobp0_720.mp4

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right
https://i.imgur.com/xK613pk.mp4

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

Weaving Merry Christmas magic

Tiggum posted:

OK so what did they expect to happen? Because the thing collapsing seems to comes as something of a surprise to them.
If I had to guess, they were expecting it to start toppling over to the right, like cutting out a wedge when felling a tree.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
https://i.imgur.com/2qJ86CF.mp4

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Absolute legend.

tehinternet
Feb 14, 2005

Semantically, "you" is both singular and plural, though syntactically it is always plural. It always takes a verb form that originally marked the word as plural.

Also, there is no plural when the context is an argument with an individual rather than a group. Somfin shouldn't put words in my mouth.

An interpretive gif of my posting

zoux
Apr 28, 2006


THis guy could never work at the dick sucking factory

Basticle
Sep 12, 2011


zoux posted:

THis guy could never work at the dick sucking factory

I make a nickel while my boss makes a dime, that's why I gag on company time.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

Basticle posted:

I make a nickel while my boss makes a dime, that's why I gag on company time.

Typical companies, hiring cheap unskilled labour...

GotLag
Jul 17, 2005

食べちゃダメだよ

bad_fmr posted:

I see the sentence was commuted.

:mods:

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
https://i.imgur.com/tLU17xx.mp4

Grem
Mar 29, 2004

It's how her species communicates

Tiggum posted:


OK so what did they expect to happen? Because the thing collapsing seems to comes as something of a surprise to them.

It was supposed to just drop 12 feet straight down and stay upright like a cartoon

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you

lmao at the cop eating it in front of the donut shop sign

Admiral Joeslop
Jul 8, 2010




https://i.imgur.com/O2CojV2.mp4

limp_cheese
Sep 10, 2007


Nothing to see here. Move along.


Like a glove!!

dumb.
Apr 11, 2014

-=💀=-

https://i.imgur.com/cJczGSg.mp4

`Nemesis
Dec 30, 2000

railroad graffiti

it's going to take tens of minutes to fix the paint on that rc car

CrocodileKingSaysNO
Jul 25, 2007

Grem posted:

It was supposed to just drop 12 feet straight down and stay upright like a cartoon

Don't see why they were scared at all, the tower was empty, it's like 99% air. Wouldn't even hurt

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS


SyNack Sassimov
May 4, 2006

Let the robot win.
            --Captain James T. Vader



Should_this_exact_thing_happen.jpg

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.



Posting because it's interesting not as a criticism of you for sharing it: this one's (probably) fake and that guy doesn't exist.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
Well I’ll be damned.

You can’t trust anything you see on the Imgur front page. :argh:

edit: It says a lot about society that I thought it could be real.

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Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

Platystemon posted:

Well I’ll be damned.

You can’t trust anything you see on the Imgur front page. :argh:

edit: It says a lot about society that I thought it could be real.

Seriously. I love the Trevor Noah bit about how Brexit, which was pretty much spearheaded by a bunch of white people that were frightened of “illegals” taking their jerbs, started a 7 year cascade of chaos that ended with a very-English-but-also-brown person becoming PM.

Starts at 11:00 if you just wanna skip to the point.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2t952Gnpjr0

The whole thing is pretty good though.


Edit: I’m a U.S. citizen, so I feel I’m still punching up when laughing at English nationalists. My country is shittier, I’m pretty sure.

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