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Red
Apr 15, 2003

Yeah, great at getting us into Wawa.
This is gonna be a rough series for the D-Bags

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triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



HAPPY BIRTHDAY BRYCE HARPER

DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?
The cloud of dust that came off the ball on Bryce's dinger lmfao

maffew buildings
Apr 29, 2009

too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned
rip snakes u had a good run

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope
Okay I don't want to find out that Zac Gallen was pitching through some sort of horrible elbow bone spur through the whole playoffs or something

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

triple sulk posted:

THE PHILADELPHIA PHILLIES ARE GOING TO WIN THE WORLD SERIES

many people are saying this

Slimy Hog
Apr 22, 2008

triple sulk posted:

THE PHILADELPHIA PHILLIES ARE GOING TO WIN THE WORLD SERIES

Great, now you jinxed us

more falafel please
Feb 26, 2005

forums poster

attaboy Harper

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=

The Phillies are the team of destiny

explosivo
May 23, 2004

Fueled by Satan

DR FRASIER KRANG posted:

The cloud of dust that came off the ball on Bryce's dinger lmfao

Yeah that's so goddamn cool

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

=^-^=
MY SON’S FRIEND

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
Phillies vibes are insane rn

Human
Jun 9, 2004


REAL HUMAN. SAFE TO APPROACH.
Destroy this fake Phillies fan, fake zach, just all around fake

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=

Imagine throwing first pitch fastballs

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
I feel kind of bad because the dbacks have like two posters here and they're probably not wanting to brave the flood of phillposters and get poo poo on right now

DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?
People are going to get more wasted than anyone ever thought possible if this keeps up.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
every time I change the channel to RAW the Phillies hit a homerun and I miss it

I just turned it back to RAW

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

DR FRASIER KRANG posted:

People are going to get more wasted than anyone ever thought possible if this keeps up.

wonder what that eagles fan who ate horse poo poo is up to right now

thehoodie
Feb 8, 2011

"Eat something made with love and joy - and be forgiven"

Kevlar v2.0 posted:

Imagine throwing first pitch fastballs

yea i imagine the mound visit was like "ok remember that game plan we came up with? scratch that"

ohrwurm
Jun 25, 2003

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tI7kThauHS0&pp=ygUVc2ltcHNvbnMgd2hhY2tpbmcgZGF5

Slimy Hog
Apr 22, 2008

What a start

MrMidnight
Aug 3, 2006

Phillies are unstoppable

InsensitiveSeaBass
Apr 1, 2008

You're entering a realm which is unusual. Maybe it's magic, or contains some kind of monster... The second one. Prepare to enter The Scary Door.
Nap Ghost

Human posted:

Destroy this fake Phillies fan, fake zach, just all around fake

Do you see what happens Larry Zac, when you gently caress root for a stranger the Cardinals in the rear end South Jersey?

Red
Apr 15, 2003

Yeah, great at getting us into Wawa.

DR FRASIER KRANG posted:

People are going to get more wasted than anyone ever thought possible if this keeps up.

Man, if you’ve ever been to any sports event in Philly about 2 hours in, you’ve seen some poo poo.

My least favorite was making it through the line to use the bathroom at CBP and the toilet stall I got was just buried in vomit

BallerBallerDillz
Jun 11, 2009

Cock, Rules, Everything, Around, Me
Scratchmo
Goddamn I wish I was in Philly tonight

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



Red posted:

Man, if you’ve ever been to any sports event in Philly about 2 hours in, you’ve seen some poo poo.

My least favorite was making it through the line to use the bathroom at CBP and the toilet stall I got was just buried in vomit

i hate those bathrooms

DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?
I don't think anything will top the Wrigley Field Trough Slide.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

Red posted:

Man, if you’ve ever been to any sports event in Philly about 2 hours in, you’ve seen some poo poo.

My least favorite was making it through the line to use the bathroom at CBP and the toilet stall I got was just buried in vomit

Nothing compared to when Wrigley didn't have functioning bathrooms so the entire park was filled with urine

And it remains so to this very day

e: wasn't that video of the dude doing a luge slide through a trough urinal a Philly thing?

Slimy Hog
Apr 22, 2008

I once watched a dude drop his lighter and his loving dentures into the troughs at Wrigley and he just rinsed them off and popped them back in

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=

This guy is Wheely good

DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?
https://youtu.be/IpJDTNCNr5E?si=nkN2lOjz1dkcsvrL

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

Slimy Hog posted:

I once watched a dude drop his lighter and his loving dentures into the troughs at Wrigley and he just rinsed them off and popped them back in

dentures are expensive


oh it was at wrigley? lmao

Slimy Hog
Apr 22, 2008

Intruder posted:

dentures are expensive

Cleaning them with ANYTHING more than water isn't

DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?
I just noticed the guy in shorts right in the splash zone.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

Slimy Hog posted:

Cleaning them with ANYTHING more than water isn't

is he supposed to just not eat his nachos or hot dog or whatever he had waiting for him? I think not

Slimy Hog
Apr 22, 2008


That doesn't look like Wrigley to me

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

No more kelces

Endless Trash
Aug 12, 2007


A little piss never hurt anybody

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


taylor swift

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Grem
Mar 29, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 17 days!
Bryce Harper is so loving cool

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