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Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009

Alucard posted:

That's not how you measure your taint

Yeah it's how I measure other people's taints

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Grassy Knowles
Apr 4, 2003

"The original Terminator was a gritty fucking AMAZING piece of sci-fi. Gritty fucking rock-hard MURDER!"

Soul Dentist posted:

Yeah it's how I measure other people's taints

Have you met Scott Auckerman?

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


Grassy Knowles posted:

Have you met Scott Auckerman?

Its insane this guy's taint!

Mauser
Dec 16, 2003

How did I even get here, son?!

Lake of Methane posted:

You measure it left to right.



Pretty sure this is a tucker Carlson video about how straight he is or something

ChubbyChecker
Mar 25, 2018

Mauser posted:

Pretty sure this is a tucker Carlson video about how straight he is or something

it's the ancient taoist practice of sunbathing your taint

sleepy gary
Jan 11, 2006

Toast Taint you say

Cable Guy
Jul 18, 2005

I don't expect any trouble, but we'll be handing these out later...




Slippery Tilde
The daily commute is a killer.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

Soul Dentist posted:

Yeah it's how I measure other people's taints

I hope you keep a spreadsheet.

Armitag3
Mar 15, 2020

Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.


Stoatbringer posted:

I hope you keep a spreadcheeks

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

Soul Dentist posted:

I hear there pretty good

They're pretty bad, they mostly hum cause they don't always know the words.

Rascar Capac
Aug 31, 2016

Surprisingly nice, for an evil Inca mummy.
https://twitter.com/neilsmiles/status/1713824454529163680?t=bOac8tsGLk7bTPtwa-RaBg&s=19

Amphigory
Feb 6, 2005




My god that's perfect. He even sounds like Chris Morris


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Bq_dkPkQUU

root beer
Nov 13, 2005

Mauser posted:

Pretty sure this is a tucker Carlson video about how straight he is or something

With special guest Gavin McInnes

Modal Auxiliary
Jan 14, 2005


This is every white woman's favorite sexual position, change my mind.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

nah i'd prefer not to engage with you on the topic tbh

syntaxfunction
Oct 27, 2010

Modal Auxiliary posted:

This is every white woman's favorite sexual position, change my mind.

Counterpoint:


Sexism am I right lol

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

Modal Auxiliary posted:

This is every white woman's favorite sexual position, change my mind.

Lol, sorry about your sex life.

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

How does that compare to a horse though

Sestze
Jun 6, 2004



Cybernetic Crumb

canyoneer posted:

me getting sized for my new one wheel motorcycle

good to know such expressions are timeless

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Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

mobby_6kl posted:

How does that compare to a horse though



This is every white man's favourite sexual position, change my mind.

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

mobby_6kl posted:

How does that compare to a horse though



That's not how you measure your taint.

Relyssa
Jul 29, 2012



kazil posted:

That's how you reap your taint.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Lobok posted:

This is every white man's favourite sexual position, change my mind.

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

Lobok posted:

This is every white man's favourite sexual position, change my mind.

You should have Stopped the Steal, Pence!!

Nfcknblvbl
Jul 15, 2002

mobby_6kl posted:

How does that compare to a horse though



Never thought Mr. Hands could ever be SFW.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

lol whoever did this, just wanted to say thanks for keeping the gang tag in :tipshat:

Squidster
Oct 7, 2008

✋😢Life's just better with Ominous Gloves🤗🧤
A very small lol at this unfortunate title translation and cover.

quote:

An adrenaline-filled manga set in a high school for delinquents who are now heroes protecting their town. A fierce, new student arrives at the school determined to fight his way to the top and become the strongest of them all. This edgy, action-packed manga is guaranteed to excite fans of Tokyo Revengers and other stories about high school delinquents.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day


TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!
A gas station near where I used to live would advertise outside:

"Fresh" Chicken.

Never tried it

Killingyouguy!
Sep 8, 2014

Drove past a restaurant once that advertised "food with a difference"

BONESAWWWWWW
Dec 23, 2009


My favorite that I've seen, from a shop in Philly


e: and another favorite:

BONESAWWWWWW has a new favorite as of 16:55 on Oct 17, 2023

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

BONESAWWWWWW posted:

My favorite that I've seen, from a shop in Philly


I just died. :thanks:

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

Biplane posted:

I just "died". ":thanks:"

Ftfy

WithoutTheFezOn
Aug 28, 2005
Oh no
8/10. It could have said Customer's.

manero
Jan 30, 2006

BONESAWWWWWW posted:

My favorite that I've seen, from a shop in Philly


e: and another favorite:


tribbledirigible
Jul 27, 2004
I finally beat the internet. The end boss was hard.

BONESAWWWWWW posted:

My favorite that I've seen, from a shop in Philly


e: and another favorite:


All adherents to Capt. Carrot's ballistic punctuation approach.

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦

Pokey still winning

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Modal Auxiliary
Jan 14, 2005

BONESAWWWWWW posted:

My favorite that I've seen, from a shop in Philly


I think the only thing Philly loves more than processed cheese, saying "jawn", and dunking on every other team in the NFC East is flippantly flinging quotation marks and apostrophes around like they're going out of style.

Unless you're talking specifically about Kensington or parts of Fishtown/NoLibs, in which case fentanyl is for sure the most loved thing.

I can't believe how much I miss that dumb city sometimes.

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Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009

Squidster posted:

A very small lol at this unfortunate title translation and cover.


Like, a light jacket, or windbreaker?

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